Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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When Claudio raped a cat, the cat was raped.
When we talk about that time Claudio raped the cat, the cat was already raped. It cannot be raped by merely acknowledging that Claudio raped it. But it's memory lives on in all of us as we recall that Claudio raped a cat to death. Quite tragic.
 
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@DoNotFeedTheSneed ? What did we say about lying? Or even better, what do you think about libel? I'm not a nepo baby. Do you even know what that is? Even the UNAM indirectly defends me here. Albeit indirectly.
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I was the kind of CHAD that studied my high school in, essentially, a mountain!

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It was always an experience to feel the early morning air while the sun was still not fully out. I gotta tell ya.

Talking about that, did you know that you and your friends have completely hacked your own foot off with an axe? You lied again!

You keep saying I'm on a wheelchair, but then you say in the same posts or sentences that:

I somehow raped a cat.

I somehow should be working... Even though most well-paid jobs would require me to leave the house! My grandpa could work and win above 20k in pesos a month while wheelchair ridden... Because he had fucking money, and people willing to help him.

So, which is it, @DoNotFeedTheSneed? Is this your American education showing up? Or maybe, maybe, your Bri'ish side? You and the British have something in common! Both of you would have done the role of Pontius Pilate very well!

Your teammates (by definition, they are. Don't deflect it) call the side of my heritage that has been native to America the longes a bunch of savages, homosexuals, and others. But, unlucky to you, I know that your ancestors are also culprits of the things gringos whine about Mexicans.

Cannibalism? The Celts, and even Iberic societies, where the Spaniards come from.

Child sacrifice? Your ancestors did it too, before Christianity.

Unlike the mexica, accounts of homosexuality are even shown in your white mythologies, mister. (Even doe white people are essentially in different shades as well. Unless you want to reverse at least a few centuries and go back to thinking Italians aren't white again.)

I mean, you can't accuse the mexica of being as tolerant (as you believe) of homosexuality. The sources available are way more mixed than the ones you have for the greek, or the romans! Monks saying it wasn't allowed, some natives saying it was. It's almost like there's a fucking pattern in human behavior, no matter the FUCKING REGION. My religion, Catholicism, did forbid the public baths for a reason, after all. I'll leave you on that, you can guess the possible reasons why they thought it had to be forbidden.

And now, look at your countries of origin. They are being destroyed by the enemy that is already "inside the house"! Do you think I like illegal immigrants, too? I always knew Trump was speaking about illegal immigrants, but his lack of... you know, reading the dumbfuck script before saying it out loud, kind of made the message easily modifiable. I still remember the hilarious video of Guatemalans pushing our frontier barriers down, 3 years ago. The only realistic reason for me to dislike Trump is because he's a douche, but I don't blame him. He did grow up in NYC, after all! It's a bit of an expected side effect.

Argentinians? They have been an asshole with me and my mother, even though the very specific Argentinian was FRUITY AS FUCK.

Venezuelans? My father has never had a good time with 'em. Every single one of those has been rude to him at the job.

And then, the gringos.

They have put a strain on my father's patience that I'm surprised he hasn't been fired! "You can't say your slang words in here, it's offensive," they told him, and his coworkers. Funny that. Isn't it funny that most of the things that have directly affected my livelihood economically and socially are because of USA? Netflix was founded in where, California? And they are still hosting Cuties there, hmm. Makes you think. (Even doe I think it's because the retarded Muslim, African woman being the director. White people REALLY are scared of being EVEN accused of racism!)

That deranged homosexual, Julius, wouldn't have the ego to even attempt to destroy my mother's work if it weren't for your lovely Pride culture. Which is ironic, because that dumbfuck Julius drank Starbucks WHILE black. Isn't that interesting? (If you know about Starbucks and their usage of child slavery, you know.)

What I said about Gloria Contreras is still a fact. Her fist fights with the UNAM are literally "Two Retards Fighting" Youtube meme. Why? Because Gloria was a socialist! (While living in a small mansion, shhh)

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I mean, look at this shit! Do you think I like this? No, the answer is no. I never did. I never will.


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I'm not clicking that fucking Youtube link. Ewgh.


Especially after this! Isn't RuPaul American? Hmmmm...
 

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If Claudio rapes a cat in a forest but the cat doesn't make a sound was the cat truly raped?
How many cats would a cat raper rape if the cat raper could get out of his wheelchair to rape cats?

If the cat raper could get out of his wheelchair to rape cats, the cat raper would rape as many cats as the cat raper could rape.
 
That would explain the holes in the story. Natural inconsistencies from a lie.

It would also explain why Claudio has never posted his supposedly real witness statements despite posting things like his medical records here.
1. Inconsistencies? They never existed.

2. You don't want any statements. I told you how we could do it, but your gringo lazy behavior couldn't allow it.
 
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No matter how much you type, you'll never truly be able to deflect your empty hollow life onto the Jews or Gringos or Women or Gays or whatever group of people you're ranting about in the moment.

No matter how much you type, it'll never bring back your too retarded to walk grandpa, that nigger is in his grave and by playing tough guy you're only pissing on his grave :story:
 
This buildup is shit-tier and lame. I feel like I'm watching a cripple who grew up on a steady diet of crappy telenovelas and diarrhea water trying to project Saturday morning cartoon villain-level confidence from the hobbled body of Slowpoke Rodriguez. There will be no season 2. The only Claus mystery is who was retarded enough to fund season 1.

NIGGER
 
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