Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Ted's Cabin]

Reddit mods are party poopers.
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The rule they link also says "Exceptions will be made if new information alters the relevancy of an old clip." I know reddit mods are subhuman by nature but deleting a clip that people only now realized was relevant because it happened a while ago for "post quality" is shitmodding of the highest degree.

Say what you want about Tumblr/4chan/SomethingAwful, at least all those sites' most committed users know, very correctly, you should always hate, undermine, and ignore the rules and the people who attempt to enforce them.

THEY SWATTED ME! THEY TRIED TO GET THE POLICE TO MURDER ME! EVERYONE IS ATTACKING ME!
I don't care though, that's fine, just don't go after my mods, that I pay by the way

This is a line streamers all picked up that I think comes from them replaying a scene from a movie. I'm hard-boiled, man, I don't care what anyone does to me. But when you mess with those close to me... you die...

 

[Nintoddler]

I just realized that he has dug his hole so deep and people have been slopping on him so constantly that the swatting thing was more or less brushed over and it didnt gain him any sympathy, probably because of the lack of proof, wild

You expect him to show evidence of his claims? Insane behavior, dude.

 

[74164978231]

Turned a 10 second clip into a 30 minute video.

 

[God of Nothing]

Turned a 10 second clip into a 30 minute video.

first time watching a current drama video?

 

[俺たちファームズでノッテる]

Turned a 10 second clip into a 30 minute video.

He gives credit to a kiwi so imma let it slide.

 

[Squawking Macaw]

There's another detail I forgot about Harmful Opinions' Heartbound stream. The game literally forced him to delete his save because he was mean to the furries.

His character had to fix a watch, and when he asked a mole furry for help, she said she would but only if he hung out with her first. At this point it's only the second time he met this character, they barely even spoke the first time, and he's in a hurry to save his dead dog's soul, so HO says no, reality collapses, and the game closes itself. He repeatedly tries booting it up only for an evil book to tell him to forget because he fucked up too much ("forget" is what the game calls starting a new save) and for the game to close itself again. The only way he manages to get past this softlock is by starting a new game.

Oh, and while I'm at it, entering dialogue and advancing to the next text box is done with left click, but speeding up the text is right click, so if you want to read reasonably fast you have to mash both left and right click on your mouse. It's annoying and it really goes to show that Mald doesn't know shit about gamedev if he can't even get this right.

some funny bans

Spoiler: lol

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I'm not sure why people keep acting like rescuing ferrets is like taking in random wild animals. Ferrets are domesticated animals, they were bred from polecats to hunt small pests. It's no different than taking in a stray cat or a pigeon (also a domesticated animal).
Mald's "ferret rescue" is really just him hoarding animals (or worse), but the concept itself isn't as ridiculous as some are making it out to be.

 

[Max Free]

Joeyray Hall facetiously admits he probably should have beat Maldy more as a child. Hope this hasn't been posted already. Clip is two years old, long before any drama.
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Does success corrupts you this much, or do you need a warped mind to be successfull to begin with? No wonder Ficktrees "game" seems like a projection of his childhood trauma.

 

[COME ON OUT YOU RAPIST]

His character had to fix a watch, and when he asked a mole furry for help, she said she would but only if he hung out with her first. At this point it's only the second time he met this character, they barely even spoke the first time, and he's in a hurry to save his dead dog's soul, so HO says no, reality collapses, and the game closes itself. He repeatedly tries booting it up only for an evil book to tell him to forget because he fucked up too much ("forget" is what the game calls starting a new save) and for the game to close itself again. The only way he manages to get past this softlock is by starting a new game.

You're making me want to play it. I'm one of those mutants who believes art should reflect the artist, so being trapped in a demented universe where Maldy decides what morality and good behavior is sounds fun.

Does success corrupts you this much, or do you need a warped mind to be successfull to begin with? No wonder Ficktrees "game" seems like a projection of his childhood trauma.

That's what I mean. Sometimes I want to see how much of a freak somebody is through their art.

 

[74164978231]

He gives credit to a kiwi so imma let it slide.

No I get making content for the platform, but 30 minutes over a 10 second clip is bizarre considering the nonexistant attention span of 99% of people who will see that video.

 

[Vic Macedonia]

Here's some Mald lore going all the way back to his aspirations of becoming an entomologist ("research too hard" so he went to get a nepo job at Blizzard instead). Buy anyway, at around 06:30 Mald is very happy to tell us that the security company has failed (because one of the people was "a piece of shit" apparently):
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What a faggot, Jason knows nothing about the field he supposedly "was so interested in and found out there's nothing you can do with entomology" (but what's new). So first, his logic doesn't make sense on the teaching avenue for his field. Any university worth their shit is going to make the instructor have at least a Master's and published research in order to be hired. This faggot really has no idea how Universities function because Professors 90% of the time are conducting their own research when they're not teaching. It's common knowledge that Unis outside of donations are getting the money to function through grants/contracts because of the work their professors are doing.

Just a heads up for next time Jason, just say you're a lazy fuck who didn't have an end goal for the major you initially enrolled for instead of doing mental gymnastics to rationalize your lack of talent.

 

[Facom]

No I get making content for the platform, but 30 minutes over a 10 second clip is bizarre considering the nonexistant attention span of 99% of people who will see that video.

When it comes to Twitch streamer drama, you will be surprised how quick the ADHD kids become locked to the screen.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Here's some Mald lore going all the way back to his aspirations of becoming an entomologist ("research too hard" so he went to get a nepo job at Blizzard instead). Buy anyway, at around 06:30 Mald is very happy to tell us that the security company has failed (because one of the people was "a piece of shit" apparently):

What a faggot, Jason knows nothing about the field he supposedly "was so interested in and found out there's nothing you can do with entomology" (but what's new). So first, his logic doesn't make sense on the teaching avenue for his field. Any university worth their shit is going to make the instructor have at least a Master's and published research in order to be hired. This faggot really has no idea how Universities function because Professors 90% of the time are conducting their own research when they're not teaching. It's common knowledge that Unis outside of donations are getting the money to function through grants/contracts because of the work their professors are doing.

Just a heads up for next time Jason, just say you're a lazy fuck who didn't have an end goal for the major you initially enrolled for instead of doing mental gymnastics to rationalize your lack of talent.

This autobio video has so many hidden gems. He really does say, and I quote: "I didn't know enough to be in that position, and I was a detriment to the people around me."
This simply never changed. Jason failed as a nepo baby, played Second Life for 5 years, and went back to being a nepo baby. That's the summary.

Also by GOD his explanation about teaching/research jobs [~0:18] is OMEGA RETARDED.
That was infuriating. He has the intelligence of a 10 year old.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Just a heads up for next time Jason, just say you're a lazy fuck who didn't have an end goal for the major you initially enrolled for instead of doing mental gymnastics to rationalize your lack of talent.

"Research jobs are incredibly rare, they're very hard to get, so that sucked, I was not a fan of that". Mald describes himself perfectly with this one line. Fucker never worked for anything he has, and never would because he's too lazy for that. This is honestly rage-inducing. What a pointless fucking waste of life this retard is.

 

[Guntkvd]

I'm already tired of piRAT content mill

 

[Draftiel]

I'm already tired of piRAT content mill

Irate Slopware fatigue is real. Go jack off or something.

 

[Mad_Dog]

No I get making content for the platform, but 30 minutes over a 10 second clip is bizarre considering the nonexistant attention span of 99% of people who will see that video.

You underestimate the thirst for slop

 

[Squawking Macaw]

You're making me want to play it. I'm one of those mutants who believes art should reflect the artist, so being trapped in a demented universe where Maldy decides what morality and good behavior is sounds fun.

That's what I mean. Sometimes I want to see how much of a freak somebody is through their art.

If that's the case, you're gonna have fun, but I recommend watching a playthrough because the game is mostly dialogue and it's extremely boring. As I said in a previous rant it's an interesting dive into Mald's mind. The game's divided into realms and each one has something about him in them, like Niflheim/Muspelheim being named after Norse Mythology because his middle name is Thor, or Animus being a town of furfags because he's one himself.

The Tower is the most telling realm, imo. Aside from being intentionally designed to waste your time, it puts Mald's mommy issues front and center. The area's boss is the protagonist's mother:

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Why is everything about this man completely fake?

 

[Aidan]

This one is a sweet crashout combo from today's stream, around 5h48m.
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Edit: Please note the complexity of Jason's mind:
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"It's fine if you go after me, I don't give a fuck, I just ignore it."
Notoriously untrue and the primary reason he's in this situation.

"...now he's attacking my employees...that didn't didn't ask for that, he just has a job... leave them the fuck alone..."
Oh yes, the "employee" who happens to be Mald's friend from way back that lies about being a lawyer to bully people on the internet on behalf of his friend and runs gayops behind the scenes independent of the other mods and strokes his own ego while doing so... Khronos can eat Mald's entire ass. Insane behavior dude.

Hard to say with Khronos because who the fuck watches him but they both seem to have zero self awareness. Only literal children and retards buy their bullshit.

 

[invisibult plus+]

If that's the case, you're gonna have fun, but I recommend watching a playthrough because the game is mostly dialogue and it's extremely boring. As I said in a previous rant it's an interesting dive into Mald's mind. The game's divided into realms and each one has something about him in them, like Niflheim/Muspelheim being named after Norse Mythology because his middle name is Thor, or Animus being a town of furfags because he's one himself.

The Tower is the most telling realm, imo. Aside from being intentionally designed to waste your time, it puts Mald's mommy issues front and center. The area's boss is the protagonist's mother:

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Animus also represents his furry (E)RP sessions.

I know the idea is that Mommy Dearest is supposed to be a subversive “anti-gaslighting” battle, provided you make the “right” choices. It’s still incredibly pathetic. It’s just “You are a bad person, you did thing!” “Noooo I did not do thing! It’s bullshit, I did not do thing, I did nahht. Oh hi Mark.”

Why is everything about this man completely fake?

He took “fake it ‘till you make it” too literally.