Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

He was a male cheerleader who claims to have lettered in speech. That is as much of a gay nerd as it is possible to be. You know who else was a retarded gay male cheerleader? George W. Bush.

He was a male cheerleader exclusively to creep on women in his underwear only dorm rules while playing EverQuest all day like a fucking loser. The only way he got a woman in college to even touch his peen is by pretending to be gay.

 

[Vibralldo]

I fucking despise Melton, but if Aaron or his lawyer manage to half-ass this shit I might officially find him more annoying than Melton. It's approaching Rekieta levels where no matter how many people told Aaron what the right thing to do was, he just does it his own way and allows fallout to hit his children too. Which, granted, that's also because of Rekieta and the chimocast deciding to target his kids in the first place, but still he was warned plenty of times during the RP incident as to what he should do.

I legit pray that his/his lawyer's decision to not include some of the really really egregious pedophilic dribble that Melton has said doesn't sink this. I'm sure a judge can appreciate a lawyer not wanting to waste their time by going back to the dawn of time to present every single fucked thing Melton has said, I just hope it's enough. The iceberg approach makes sense to me, but like was said earlier the 'tips' of each iceberg aren't as heavy-hitting as they could be, they should be the worst of the worst examples if anything.

Aaron's already half assed it with protecting his daughter from pedophiles because he had this retarded delusion that if he admits that his daughter can be harassed, that means he admits that he isn't a public figure, and therefore isn't a big important 2000s shock jock (he isn't)

I can understand where Nick was coming from when he said that Aaron lives in a world of delusions because Aaron let his own daughter get sexually harassed for years because he didn't want to admit that he isn't Opie and Anthony level famous

Aaron's a (boring) piece of shit, but he has the opportunity to become a pile of dirt if he actually helps his daughter for once

(Nick's legitimately evil, which is worse)

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick claimed last night that Sean is “bitch-made” because he is a court appointed defense attorney.

That statement, in and of itself, is bitch-made.

That just means Sean is quite possibly (and sadly) overworked and underpaid. Gideon v. Wainwright gave indigent criminal defendants the right to legal representation, but I remain unconvinced the government funds such representation adequately.

And who the fuck is Nick to talk about this? Does he represent millionaire criminal defense clients we don't know about? He doesn't represent shit.

 

[AnOminous]

If Aaron fucks up this easy slam dunk and lets Melton continue to sexually harass his daughter (he will retaliate and go even harder) by not taking it seriously enough a big chunk of it will be Aaron's fault

A slam dunk is the usual case where a woman says her ex beat the shit out of her, presents hospital records and pictures of her bruised face, and on top of that, he sent her email threatening to come to her house and murder her.

This is a case where a lot of the behavior complained of is arguably or even obviously First Amendment protected, and where it's only the context that makes it line-crossing. The main things that appear brazenly harassing are the explicit sexually threats and non-jokes about his children.

But Aaron, for whatever retard reason, decided to mainly focus on protected conduct. I'm hoping his ex-wife isn't as retarded as he is on the stand.

I'm betting that's why Aaron's ex is going to be there. Exclusively for that part.

White women tears are a powerful weapon in courtroom.

From your mouth to God's ears.

Right now Aaron has weaksauce. A white woman could turn it into a witch's brew.

 

[Vibralldo]

A slam dunk is the usual case where a woman says her ex beat the shit out of her, presents hospital records and pictures of her bruised face, and on top of that, he sent her email threatening to come to her house and murder her.

This is a case where a lot of the behavior complained of is arguably or even obviously First Amendment protected, and where it's only the context that makes it line-crossing. The main things that appear brazenly harassing are the explicit sexually threats and non-jokes about his children.

But Aaron, for whatever retard reason, decided to mainly focus on protected conduct. I'm hoping his ex-wife isn't as retarded as he is on the stand.

If she can at least get the daughter the HRO IDGAF about Aaron

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Withdrawal symptoms maybe?

His gun safe/ streaming room never got finished. You can still see the tyvec or whatever ceiling. My guess is that it gets stuffy in there and the dip shit never properly got it finished despite having the money to build a rape/ sex dungeon.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick claimed last night that Sean is “bitch-made” because he is a court appointed defense attorney.

So was David Heilberg, the miracle worker who got Chris-Chan off scot-free with no sex offender classification.

Nick is a moron. Nick is such an incompetent, bungling clown that no court would ever inflict his services on an indigent client, lest they end up with a conviction overturned for ineffective assistance of balldo.

The only way he got a woman in college to even touch his peen is by pretending to be gay.

After he admitted to eating Aaron's goo, I no longer believe his "I was only pretending to be retarded gay" bullshit.

 

[Vibralldo]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1947056760315109600

https://archive.is/LuXOo

Nick's posting DMs of someone he has an HRO against...

Again.

 

[dustnight]

He doesn't represent shit.

That nawt truu he represents the myopia of Christ quite well.

 

[BathTubShine]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1947056760315109600

https://archive.is/LuXOo

Nick's posting DMs of someone he has an HRO against...

Again.
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Holy shit this retarded junkie has actually huffed his brains full of holes.
Please keep Xeething publicly cuckpope!

 

[Desktop User2]

His gun safe/ streaming room never got finished.

TBF, his contractor who was also one of Kayla´s lovers, died before it being done. In his memory, he never finished the room or fucked his wife again, that´s why Niggieta just passes her along.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

His gun safe/ streaming room never got finished. You can still see the tyvec or whatever ceiling. My guess is that it gets stuffy in there and the dip shit never properly got it finished despite having the money to build a rape/ sex dungeon.

It's also summer in Minnesota, and the balldo bunker is in the basement. Even with an open patio on the back, that place is gonna get humid. His split air/con should help, but maybe that's broken. (I'm assuming he did that because, why the fuck would the previous owner put a/c or a second vector into a gun vault?)

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

His split air/con should help, but maybe that's broken.

Going by the condition of the water filtration system in the crack whore house I'd expect the AC to be broken, because it has never seen a technician for maintenance in the past 10 years.

 

[Stiffy]

I'll say it until I am blue in the face, all this female judge needs to do is read the lyrics I transcribed to Patrick Melton's disgusting song "The Matador" and he's fucked!
Aaron should have used this from the very beginning. So should Ashley LaRue.
Melton didn't sexualize Aaron's daughter for nothing. It's who he is, and this song is proof!

The Matador by Patrick Melton 2013

(verse 1)
Thinkin' back to, to grade school
I was young but, I was so cool
Had a crush on, this older chick
I as five then, but the bitch was six
We used to hang out, at story time
Laying on the floor, her ass was so fine
Looking up her dress, seen her panty line
I ain't Richard Karn, but this is Tool Time.
Oh... the little pubies growing on her pubis.
Oh... that was this girl she was the cutest.
I remember recess time... don't want the tire I want the slip n' slide.
Oh... she was rolling around, he pubes were, rubbing on the ground

(chorus)
Oh.... I want to fuck that girl, only six years old
I want to fuck a girl who's six years old
Who's with me? I want to fuck a girl who's six years old...yeah....yeah...

(verse 2)
Even though I'm five and, my dick don't work
I remember it was okay because I was just five years old
at the time.... at the time....
I remember, we were friends, we used to walk to classes, she wore glasses
I want... to cover them in cum, but I couldn't make cum cuz I'm only five.
But the laws in the country they prohibit me... from going back in time and fucking her now!
As a 33 yr old adult it's illegal, can you believe it?
I just want to have have sex with a six year old little girl!
I know it makes it creepy at this time cuz of the age thing, I get it, I get it
I wouldn't want my daughter to be the subject of a song like this...
Thank you mom and dad, not going to grab her in an unmarked van
with some kittens, with some kittens...
I've got kittens, and a vaaaaaaaan!
I'm going to put her in the back with lots of duct tape.
She's going to play with the kittens, it will distract he while I go balls deep.
In your daughter, in your daughter!
I'm going to have sex with your daughter! Did I mention she was six?
Yeah! Sex! with a six year old!

 

[3MMA]

I think most people here are about as hard as Aaron as he deserves. It's just that what he deserves is nowhere near as hard as what Nick deserves. For some reason there's a small minority that thinks he's as bad, or worse, than Nick, and I think that's just utterly ridiculous. I can't wrap my head around that mentality. Just compare the two.

What’s almost (but not quite) as retarded is the domino effect the PaedoMelt acolytes have had on the more self conscious posters ITT & in Aaron’s. They come across as defending themselves constantly any time they “dare” discuss Aaron without being a ridiculous, PaedoMelt-esque, hardcore, alog. Example:

“I don’t like Aaron but….”

Bish, everyone gets it, you don’t need to explain yourself for “daring” to have an opinion that differs from a handful of people that don’t like your opinion because you’re “not going hard enough.” For the love of all that’s holy, please realize that you are reinforcing the stupid alog shit every time you retread that linguistic trick. If you’ve said it once, you don’t need to repeat it any time you bring him up. Or ever.

Why be afraid someone might think you “like Aaron too much?” That’s really not real unless you feed it. Who the fuck cares what an alog thinks about your theory or thought? Don’t give anyone that kind of importance over your speech unless you really think they deserve it. They probably don’t. I suggest not hedging like that whether you like others or not, anyone not dented won’t require you to tiptoe around their ego, anyway. Stop playing into faggot hands. Also, Nick is gay.

 

[USAroXX]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1947056760315109600

https://archive.is/LuXOo

Nick's posting DMs of someone he has an HRO against...

Again.
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Sorry, he did not show this at hackmania because.....bullsheeeeeit. bet April just fed it to him recently and altered it...

BTW...
"Aaron...."
Really?
As a lawyer he does not ID the number?
Weird.
I can name any number "aaron"

I bet that was between April n Aaron 100%.
So junkie n minnesota 6 are still shagging or she dont want to catch cyber crime charge.

Wait....
TWitter lawyers are defining RP...???
Because they researched caselaw?

 

[Swole McPole]

I'm betting that's why Aaron's ex is going to be there. Exclusively for that part.

White women tears are a powerful weapon in courtroom.

They seemed to work wonders when Nick deployed Kayla. Lets hope Aaron's ex can work the same magic.

 

[USAroXX]

He was a male cheerleader who claims to have lettered in speech. That is as much of a gay nerd as it is possible to be. You know who else was a retarded gay male cheerleader? George W. Bush.

GWB Another Drunken Cokehead Trust Fund/Nepo baby with a daddy who also famously lied: "Read My Lips....HE ATE MY GOO"

I'm criticizing both. White has an obligation to not kowtow to every single thing Nick wants and submit filings Nick has made. On the other hand if White is doing all this stuff if his own volition, he's fucking awful.

@Swole McPole: "Has Sean ever been arrested?"

Yes, twice (in college) and I successfully completed my probation

Charges: SA [Sammich Absorption]

 

[Intrusive Thinker]

Nick insists that Kayla was the driving force behind the RP case. Honestly, I can believe it insofar as Kayla can’t prosecute Aaron for telling the world about the polycule and that he was fucking her while Nick tried to watch. I can see her seizing on the RP opportunity to punish Aaron.

Dont call me monogamous, not fit to! The picture, it will remind me. (plus all the other stuff.) -Kayla/Pearl Jam


Nick said a ton of crazy angry stuff last night. Its still hard to watch and catch up on it. I am watching with the chat messages on, Nick was taking a lot of heat in there. Not just that one guy who was sending superchats - but it is amazing how little money it took to make him dance like a monkey. At $2 per msg, I bet he would have divulged his entire legal strategy for this week for less than $20.

Nick said Sean was stupid regarding Frank White representing both he and Smelton. That there is no way there would be some legal conflict from a single lawyer representing both of them. But Aaron listed clips of Smelton on his evidence form against Nick, is there any way he could actually try to call Patrick to testify against Nick? I know he won't, but wouldn't that do it?

It might actually be more amusing if Aaron does not get the restraining order against Patrick, but his daughter does. Can you imagine being a "comic" that has made pedo-level jokes during streaming videos viewable on youtube AND have an active restraining order keeping you away from a child? I hope Patrick never needs to get a background check for a job, or renting out a venue for hackamania stuff. If the restraining orders for both Aaron and the daughter show up in the search, it could look like some family beef that has blown up. But if it is just the daughter? The focus goes straight towards creepy pedo behavior.

BTW - is there a name for his limp-wristed fairy karate moves he keeps doing when he is angry and trying to make a point?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Charges: SA [Sammich Absorption]

Kiwi Lore says the charge was Adultery and Kayla was involved, finally solving why Nick has such a hate boner for the Jolly Jelly.