Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[I'm still your friend.]

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Nick's looking both like he let a gay retard cut his hair and like he did it himself.

 

[Captain Manning]

Was Aaron's feefees hurt by our snark against him? If so, fuck him. People do amazing work here with one clear purpose: to prove that Nick is scum. The editorializing about Aaron has been harsh but we've almost universally been on his side about the HRO issues. Spoon fed him, in fact.

I mean, my biggest thing with him was "nigger, protect your kids." He's now trying to do that... finally.

Aaron allowing Melton to get away with this for so long is, I think, the single biggest valid criticism of Aaron. Albeit one that makes the Meltonites chimp hard. As they clearly are doing now.

Which is not to say there are not other valid criticisms of Aaron, but I feel they are all minor (in a relative sense) compared to that one.

EDIT: Elaboration.

 

[Potentially Criminal]

If White was just doing what Nick told him to do, then Sean wasn't so much criticizing Nick's lawyer as he was criticizing Nick.

I'm criticizing both. White has an obligation to not kowtow to every single thing Nick wants and submit filings Nick has made. On the other hand if White is doing all this stuff if his own volition, he's fucking awful.

Has Sean even been arrested? Does he even have the lived experience of standing up before the judge as a criminal defendant?

Yes, twice (in college) and I successfully completed my probation

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I'm criticizing both. White has an obligation to not kowtow to every single thing Nick wants and submit filings Nick has made. On the other hand if White is doing all this stuff if his own volition, he's fucking awful.

Well now Nick has admitted he told White to object to the reschedule request... and White just... did it. Does that change your guess of how the hearings will turn out?

I'm guessing not, and fair enough. But yeah it's crazy to me. There's literally no reason to object to the reschedule request other than pettiness. Letting his client's deranged obsession decide his tactics... just a facepalm moment.

 

[Desktop User2]

Which is not to say there are not other valid criticisms of Aaron, but I feel they are all minor (in a relative sense) compared to that one.

I think exposing - on a regular - your kids to your polycule made of drug fiends to the point of your 4yo playing with a cocaine pin is objectively worse but letting a fat homosexual pedophile harass your kids because you profit out of that is bad as well.

 

[Nova902]

Nick blames the judge for not letting him go to trial, and brain cramps when asked to move on from his ex-boyfriend. Relationship confirmation achieved https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRfP9R2E1I8

 

[Potentially Criminal]

Well now Nick has admitted he told White to object to the reschedule request... and White just... did it. Does that change your guess of how the hearings will turn out?

I'm guessing not, and fair enough. But yeah it's crazy to me. There's literally no reason to object to the reschedule request other than pettiness. Letting his client's deranged obsession decide his tactics... just a facepalm moment.

Nope. I expect Aaron to lose. If he wins it will be becuase Nick and Melton shit the bed and I expect them to not be completely retarded at the hearing.

Melton not being present, physically, is a big help in that regard.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I also want to know why Stallyn19's clip of Melton was taken down for violating YT community guidelines.

It wasn’t. Sean’s original livestream was. He watched someone get beheaded or something.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I expect them to not be completely retarded at the hearing.

I expect Melton to let White do whatever.
But I'm personally expecting at least one Nick interruption when he doesn't like White conceding something, or something like that.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

If I can't explain it like you're five, or with a colorful story, I consider that a failure when it comes to most topics or situations.

Considering the average Kiwi has the brain function of a five year old, we very much appreciate it.

Now can you please dumb it down to toddler sign language for Nick?

 

[Zab McMann]

Then Nick's kids are fair game. if he  really wants to go down that route, I hope he knows that it's a two-way street.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

He is the worst conceivable client to have. Astute enough to get representation and knows just enough about the law to know what isn't advisable, but insists upon his lawyer self-harming on his behalf anyway.

Just be pro se if you want to be a motormouthed fuckwit instead of forcing somebody else to be your dent-brained marionette.

 

[Sneed Force One]

It’s genuinely laughable how Nick throws a tantrum over Sean offering generalised commentary on the HRO, on his own platform, no less:

“WHERE’S THE ANALYSIS, FAT SEAN?!?!?!”

Sean’s a practising attorney. He doesn't need to crack open the Minnesota Statutes every time he speaks, because unlike Nick, he actually litigates. He knows when a case is DOA because he’s seen it firsthand.

Years of practical experience > Nick’s performative Fastcase and Google Scholar scrolling.

Sean called Nick’s Frank’s Hearing with surgical accuracy. He laid it out. Nick mocked him, and then had to sit there and watch the prosecutors do exactly what Sean predicted. He got pantsed in real time by someone who actually knows what he’s doing. And then there’s Nick’s so-called “analysis.” He regurgitates misunderstood terminology like an evening-class paralegal (which he is) who skipped half the semester (which he did). He apes the structure of legal argument without grasping a shred of its substance. He thinks citing “muh free speech” makes him sound like Johnnie Cochran, never mind that he misapplies it every single time. He whined about Officer Pomplun so loudly, he forgot to challenge the probable cause. How embarrassing.

At least Barnes went to Yale, even if he’s a fucking retard. Nick? He’s LARPing. He pretends to know the standards of court, despite only being in the room when he's accused of crime.
He’s a YouTuber who skimmed court filings and decided he was ready for oral argument. He gets humiliated every time he steps near the bench. The recommended guidelines for his drug charge were practically nothing, and he still ended up with five years of probation. In Minnesota. It’s not just that Nick’s analysis is bad. It’s that it isn’t analysis at all. It’s cosplay.

Remember Nick, your not a lawyer, Sean is a lawyer, Mr. Montgomery is a lawyer too. He knows how to break down an argument for a judge to consume with a full docket pushing them to quickly get to a conclusion.
I get the feeling Mr. Montgomery is going to remind you of this same fact as you try to whip out 4 hours of bitching because Aaron has the audacity to feel something other than sheer terror all the time.

 

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[AnOminous]

No "cupholder," no "way too tight," no "Onlyfans," no "where are your children," no "fuck 'em in their tight little asses," no nothing.

I sure hope this isn't yet another case where SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAN! turns out right, but I dunno, HRO-bros, things aren't feeling good. The fact that Nick is completely melting down is nice, but he's a retard who can't pick up on social cues. It may just be cocaine paranoia on his part.

 

[Captain Manning]

It wasn’t. Sean’s original livestream was. He watched someone get beheaded or something.

He watched a video concerning this guy.

Just be pro se if you want to be a motormouthed fuckwit instead of forcing somebody else to be your dent-brained marionette.

He can't. Because, again, if he loses, who is he gonna blame? Himself? Lol. Not a chance in hell. Leaving aside the fact that, yes, even lawyers are supposed to have lawyers, Nick appreciates having the meat shield.

Remember Nick had to plead guilty because of some unspecified failure on White's part. It totally wasn't because that whole wuddermark defense, which Nick presses to this day (and therefore was 100% concocted by him) was stupid as fuck. No sir!

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Yes, twice (in college) and I successfully completed my probation

You are lucky that at the time Undocumented Refugees were considered animals in Ohio and your drunk driving citation says you hit a stray dog.

You’d be eating knuckle sandwiches in prison rather than Croque Madams, French Dips, and Lobster Rolls with caviar, fat man. Gvozdenko Papričarski Šljivančetinović And his father still demand justice.

 

[demicolon]

Yes, twice (in college) and I successfully completed my probation

How much would Nick seethe if it was for getting caught with coke on a dorm party?

 

[AnOminous]

Letting his client's deranged obsession decide his tactics... just a facepalm moment.

As they say, the client is the "captain of the case." That doesn't justify filing outright frivolous or vexatious documents (both client and lawyer could be sanctioned for that), but you have to do what you're paid to do. You don't just get to say "oh well you paid me to do this but I'm doing something else instead because fuck you."

You either have to do it or, if your differences are irreconcilable and/or your client is attempting to use you to perpetrate fraud or assist in his criminal endeavors, withdraw for cause.

There's a grey area in between where you're still obligated to give competent advice, which in this case would be don't do that you fucking retard, you'll just look like a petty little faggot and the judge will rule against you anyway.

Croque Madams

In Nick's case, it would be Coqs d'Hommes Noir.

Nick's looking both like he let a gay retard cut his hair and like he did it himself.

That's because if he did it himself, a gay retard would have cut his hair.

It wasn’t. Sean’s original livestream was. He watched someone get beheaded or something.

It was the severed head that features in this thread about some antifa(?) loon who murdered his dad.

Crime Thread 'Middletown man posts video claiming to show beheaded father in Levittown'

Jan 30, 2024

Spoiler: Dead guy's head

A man named Justin Mohn has chopped off his own father's head for being a federal employee and then showed it off on Youtube. He says people are calling him the messiah and that he is offering million dollar bounties for the capturing/ killing of many government agents. Interestingly, he claims his fight is not at all about race and that we, as a nation need to "return to our ideological and moral roots as a judeo-christian nation". He is now in custody.

Full video:

Spoiler: More dead guy head

He has dogshit music at www.youtube.com/channel/UCsNOGIFM6...

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Nick blames the judge for not letting him go to trial

The judge had a gun to his head forcing him to admit he was totally guilty of everything?

No, Nick, you pussied out. You knelt to the Man and licked the dog shit off his jackboots, you weak little fag.

 

[Steve Seagull]

How much would Nick seethe if it was for getting caught with coke on a dorm party?

A lot, since he was a NERD and not cool enough to party with the popular crowd.

Poor Nick, never managing to do anything when it's actually cool.