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JoshuaRobertsPedoSicko said:
Oh no, if it isn't the consequences of his own actions. Do you do baby announcements for when they eventually have a child? (lol)
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Hell... I'll do something better. Hey Tyler Kolbe, since I know you read this thread, I challenge you to prove to us here on the dastardly Kiwi Farms, that you and your girlfriend are madly in love with each other. Here is how: Simply upload a video of doing what every happy and in love couple does... Kiss. Fully on the lips, with your tongues, for no less than a couple of seconds. Really sell that blazing passion you two have for each other. Both of you need to be in focus on the camera as well.

You've already recorded her reading some crap, so surely a romantic kiss wouldn't be too hard to ask for right? If you manage to do this, I will leave your thread and stop making fun of you. It's that simple buddy boy! Nothing more, nothing less. A nice passionate kiss and I'm out of this thread forever. However, if you cannot provide this, while inhaling copium, and crying over to the poor users on Onion Farms who have to read your blogposts, then just leave me a nice big spot in your suicide note!
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I never would have guessed that seeing Combat Johnson get it's troon dick sucked by Shrek would only be the second most horrifying thing I saw today.
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The AI is generous. Their child would be some sort of Zach Hadelean homunculus from Smiling Friends (unfortunately, her genes are recessive).
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WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER ROUND OF TYLER KOLBE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT​


Tyler spewed a bunch of shit about IPs and VPNs on his community tab, and has since deleted it. Probably because someone already told him it's all bullshit and he made himself look like a fool.
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Let's break this stupid shit down once again.​

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I'm going to touch on this more later. But for now, Tyler is later going to go on to say that someone registered at onion farms without a VPN. Then posted with a VPN. Come on Tyler. Even you're not retarded enough to think that's the case.

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Now we're getting to the good stuff.
  • IP addresses don't "go" anywhere, retard.
  • Most reputable VPN providers offer both multi-hop or double VPN options. That means your traffic goes through more than one VPN server. When using this option, one can chose both entry and exit points. One could select an entry on the opposite side of the globe if they wanted.
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Huh. Look at that. Mullvad offers multi-hop VPN and you can choose both entry and exit servers.

This screenshot Tyler posted is the entry.
(No, Tyler, that's not the public-facing IP.)
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This screenshot Tyler posted is the exit.
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Tyler still doesn't have that person's "clearnet IP" or actual location. See my last post for why Detroit, TX is incorrect. I've already shown this server is in Detroit, MI. I challenge anyone to pull up a map, look at the tiny town of Detroit, TX and show us where the server farm is. Maybe it's in the Dollar General! HostRoyale does not have servers in Detroit, TX. No one has servers in Detroit, TX. The server is in Detroit, MI.

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Again. See my last post. This is Mullvad VPN. They have servers in (exit) Detroit, MI run by HostRoyale, and servers in (entry) Houston, TX. I'm not going to post the proof of how I know the IP's he has been posting belong to a range used by Mullvad. Tyler doesn't need to know how to find out that kind of thing. But again, my last post broke it down well enough without needing that information.

Proton and Surfshark are the most popular VPN providers that use dedicated servers operated by HostRoyale. But just because they're popular doesn't mean they're the one(s) being used. That's a large leap to make just on an assumption. Clearly Tyler never stopped to think that maybe a cheap, yet reliable and feature-rich VPN that doesn't require a registration would be one someone would use to troll him. Or you know, do a little digging to find out for sure.

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Show the fingerprint data, then. There's nothing more to say about this until then.

As to the rest of his post. It's schizo shit I don't really know anything about. It's funny as hell, but I don't have anything to say about it other than :story:

Conclusion​

First, a few tips for Tyler:
  • Stop using whatismyipaddress. There are better IP lookups out there.
  • Do a little reading on how VPNs work.
  • Do a little reading about what confirmation bias is. That HostRoyale server isn't in Detroit, TX. It's a coincidence the IP2 data for the state is incorrect. You just desperately want that to be true. I challenge you to seriously take a look at sources other than IP2 from whatismyipaddress, and look up where HostRoyale's servers are as a start.
  • Seek help.
Tyler is accidentally right about one thing, I'll give him that. This could hypothetically be @anliteralidiot me. But he's only right in the sense that this could be literally anyone on the face of the earth. He obviously has no clue what he's talking about. I've tried to spell my last post and this one out without any technical jargon so he can follow along, but obviously he chose to ignore all the information I gave out (against my better judgement) in my last post. He could be trying to figure out who this actually is (and to that end I've already got a lot further than you have Tyler, and I don't even have all the data you do lol). But instead he chooses to uselessly fixate on @anliteralidiot me. I want to know who is fucking with Tyler just as much as he does. The only difference is he wants to catch them, and I want to buy them a beer.

Tyler could take this information I've given him against my better judgment. He could use it to try to find who this actually is. But will he? Fuck no. He's a lolcow. He's going to ignore all of this, double down, and blame @anliteralidiot me.

He's utterly incompetent and this inane, stupid shit just highlights how retarded and lazy he is. He's fat and ugly, and I would not have sex with his Jessica anime pillow or his fat, ugly mom.
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Is anyone actually trolling him at this point or is he just lying or even possibly behind his own trolling accounts? He comes across as either a skitzo or attention whore, or both.
 
Xev said:
Is anyone actually trolling him at this point or is he just lying or even possibly behind his own trolling accounts? He comes across as either a skitzo or attention whore, or both.
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I've never done anything, genuinely. I've only posted screenshots.
 
Xev said:
Is anyone actually trolling him at this point or is he just lying or even possibly behind his own trolling accounts? He comes across as either a skitzo or attention whore, or both.
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We've seen him interact with himself via socks. But he's also pissed off a lot of people. So all of the above are equally as likely.

For my purposes I'm taking him at his word that it's someone trolling him. I know better than to believe anything he says, but it doesn't really matter. For my intentions to show that he's a massive liar, he's never been swatted, he's not a 1337 4ax0r, and he hasn't shown he has anliteralidiot's IP address/location/dox, it doesn't matter who is doing it.

His diagnoses and medications are in this thread somewhere. Pretty sure schizophrenia or schizoaffective disorder aren't on there. He is bipolar though, among other things.

He is indeed a massive attention whore. On one hand I hate posting here and giving him the attention he wants, but on the other hand it's pretty fun to show how incompetent and stupid he is.
 
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Xev said:
Is anyone actually trolling him at this point or is he just lying or even possibly behind his own trolling accounts? He comes across as either a skitzo or attention whore, or both.
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I've intentionally gone out of my way not to be involved in it, and I genuinely don't think anyone from the farms is fucking with him.

There are probably people in his ear directing all of this to some capacity.

Thinking about it, I don't actually think Tyler was ever actually "trolled" in that way. Autistic slap fights with me and other farmers, maybe, but not actual trolling.
 
Londo said:
I've intentionally gone out of my way not to be involved in it, and I genuinely don't think anyone from the farms is fucking with him.

There are probably people in his ear directing all of this to some capacity.

Thinking about it, I don't actually think Tyler was ever actually "trolled" in that way. Autistic slap fights with me and other farmers, maybe, but not actual trolling.
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The pic below is the clearest sign I've seen that someone is trolling him to some degree (or it's him posting on a sock). Also someone mass negrated him on onion farms (something he's known to do using socks btw).

But you're right. No swatting like he claimed. No one has glitter bombed him like Cyraxx, or anything like that. So far, afaik, it's all been confined to fucking with him on onion farms.


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The thing that started it, is he said he saw the fake NAL account that was modding for Cyraxx say, "I know this is that faygo Joshua Roberts on an alt."

I watched the stream he said this happened in, in March... And I didn't see that comment.

I think he had a schizo hallucination, and saw someone say that. And since I was the only person to ever point out his socks, he assumed that it must have been me.
 
oh btw
he made a new community post on his YouTube, but it's gone now...
good thing I just happened to get it
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The dumb Yank was up to her games again on Thursday. As usual like a bad cup of coffee from bean to cup she fucks up. She registered from a completely clearnet IP, "BUT THAT'S NOWHERE NEAR ME REEE". Yeah because all IPs near you would go to the closest data center, just like with the VPN, it goes to the closest data center. After she logged into the same VPN, ProtonVPN, which rerouted her to the closet data center, Detroit, TX,(having a bit of a laugh with that one). The browser fingerprinting is identical from her new(now nuked) account to the last one which shouldn't happen unless you're just not cleaning the basic fundamentals of your browser.

Again same pattern of behavior, mass neg rating, sperging out in DMs, multiple unwanted contacts, you are legally considered a stalker, yadayadayada.
Also, where did the "family friend" narrative pop up from? That's a new retcon. Interesting.
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my OF account isn't banned :)
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@Earl of Slander Wdym bro? Everybody knows IP addresses are like trains, they go from A to B on a strictly linear path, no hops, no protocols to be used to map out which paths to take, just A to B...

Sarcasm aside, I'm still waiting for TK to give his "GF" that smooch, here let me quote my own post so he knows what the terms are.
Bionicle Enthusiast said:
Hell... I'll do something better. Hey Tyler Kolbe, since I know you read this thread, I challenge you to prove to us here on the dastardly Kiwi Farms, that you and your girlfriend are madly in love with each other. Here is how: Simply upload a video of doing what every happy and in love couple does... Kiss. Fully on the lips, with your tongues, for no less than a couple of seconds. Really sell that blazing passion you two have for each other. Both of you need to be in focus on the camera as well.
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It has been two days that he has ignored this challenge. Remember, he's recorded her before, he has photos of them together, all he has to do is prove it!
 
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Bionicle Enthusiast said:
@Earl of Slander Wdym bro? Everybody knows IP addresses are like trains, they go from A to B on a strictly linear path, no hops, no protocols to be used to map out which paths to take, just A to B...

Sarcasm aside, I'm still waiting for TK to give his "GF" that smooch, here let me quote my own post so he knows what the terms are.

It has been two days that he has ignored this challenge. Remember, he's recorded her before, he has photos of them together, all he has to do is prove it!
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You're too late, Bionicle. He challenged himself to show proof of his "girlfriend" two weeks ago.
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