Wait so he's just copying the "I'm Squidward, you're Squidward, he/she is Squidward!" thing, but unironically?
LMAO!
He's failing very hard at extrapolating the point of the joke... Anyway, TK, where's that video of you smooching your girlfriend? I'll give you a deadline of two weeks, my terms are strictly in the messages prior to this one. If you don't provide video proof of the challenge here:
. Here is how: Simply upload a video of doing what every happy and in love couple does... Kiss. Fully on the lips, with your tongues, for no less than a couple of seconds. Really sell that blazing passion you two have for each other. Both of you need to be in focus on the camera as well.
I've got a nice little event going on the third of August. I hope to see proof by the time I'm home, otherwise we can say without a doubt (we being everyone viewing this thread), that the girl in question
is not Tyler Kolbe's girlfriend. Just a fantasy you're trying your hardest to sell to people. I'll do you one even better! I'll be in Austin Texas October 24-27. Come spend that money you have from a "private" funder of yours to take down Kiwifarms in your totally real lawsuit. Listen, if you hand deliver me this C&D, you don't even have to prove that your girlfriend is real.
Unfortunately I know you're just a paper tiger, with empty threats, and pathetically trying to trick your own brain into believing your life isn't as shitty as it is, due to you constantly being on your father's nerves to the point where he's had to punch you a few times because all you do is fail at being successful online, and in real life. Whether it's trying to insert yourself into lolcow bullshit, or watching some gay wrestling shit, your destitute ass is destined for failure, after failure, after failure until your parents die, and you have nowhere to go. Yeah, you may be able to bum a few nights on the couch of April Lynn, a modicum of pity bestowed upon you, before she realizes how utterly annoying you are. Time isn't on your side, friend.
