If he can wash his shirts though presumably he can add his socks to the laundry too? Is he paranoid about getting holes in them so he just abandoned wearing socks most of the time?It's almost as if Ralph can't afford socks anymore, let alone shoes. Suffah Pig!
That's the thing though. You're 100% right but Ralph can't emotionally handle the potential engagement he's .... engaging? Maybe he's ignoring the thought bubbles that are popping up and going "you hate dealing with negative attention but you need attention", but everyone knows how that works out. Ralph will ride the brief attention high, feign "I'm da Ralphamale BISSSHHH" and eventually spaz out because of his crippling insecurity. That's just how he is. One would think him trying to overcome it is admirable in most circumstances, but starring in El Salvador's Fish Tank ain't it.
It's like 110 degrees in Mexico and El Salvador in the summer, why would he wear socks?It's almost as if Ralph can't afford socks anymore, let alone shoes. Suffah Pig!
ralph is bitch-made and bans any dissent in the chat. He is a soft, slatternly whore.
Ya they gave him a tour of all the beds and he picked the one under the A/C.
I don’t think it’s that deep. He’s desperate for any chance to escape his mexican sweatbox for a few days and too broke to afford any travel, so he jumps on anyone who offers a free trip to ANYWHERE. I mean JUMPS. He was off practically the very next day after the colombian teen porn king offered an invite, same with this one. Neither one was expecting him until later iirc. It’s painfully obvious how desperate (and broke) he is.
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He couldn’t handle it and pussied out after less than four hours. He’s convincing himself that a silly fake punch, when it was guaranteed no hands could be laid upon the elderly AIDS fairy, makes this a W for him. He has to tell himself that because he cannot deal with reality or other interacting with humans. He wanted an excursion where he didn’t get his ass beat or humiliated. The producer offering Ralph the opportunity to pose as a rich American eceleb and throw a WWE punch and look tough was irresistible to him. It was better than $10k to the broken Ralph.
He used to be so full of energy and life
Not only did he get kicked out of that porn studio where he fucked a tranny a while back, but now he just straight up got bullied out of a second rate fishtank show, and let's not forget his recent trip that ended with him sucking on some biker's bananas. What a retarded, loser gringo he is, every single American tourist stereotype rolled into one with no charisma. He's South America's gunted garbage, wonder where he will be kicked/laughed out of next?
30 years of being fat and abusing drugs/alcohol will do that to ya. You have to wonder how much of knowing how fucked he is drives the xanny use. I imagine his daily cycle is 'wake up -> my life sucks -> pops Xanax -> Forgets he's Ethan Ralph -> sleep -> reprat'He used to be so full of energy and life
Second rate? Oh ho ho no. People that follow the Ragepig are desensitized with the relative context that comes with Ralph. If list details of the Ralphamale to ANY somewhat normal person, their first thoughts are "holy shit". Fishtank is an obscure, hyperniche thing, but it at least takes place in the US and has any least a few niche, fringe e-celebs. Whatever Ralph was on (before getting promptly bullied out LOL) was in fucking El Salvador and involved people several degrees of separation removed from anyone that anyone would know. Ralph was basically in the sektur equivalent of a snuff film.
AND he came out of that at a net negative by losing papaw's ring!!! Unless Ralph thinks swallowing biker banana cum is equivalent to the ring. Maybe, who knows. Still can't believe he was stranded in Tijuana and broadcasted he was sucking off biker's bananas.
