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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.8%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 523 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 182 17.6%

  • Total voters
    1,034
https://fishtank.observer/ he runs a site that scrapes the fishtank site and catalogs everything public. The only thing it cannot track is fishtoys and this is not an insignificant amount, Burt listed the poppers at 10k tokens (about $1k USD) and it was Jet that bought one. The payment for Alex is pretty fucked because a huge portion of it is just money he is the fishbucks they never paid him for season 3. Same with anything Burt made, they're just slow rolling the payment of his grand prize money.
Normal fishtoys can't be tracked since they don't show up on the site, but the magic stars toys actually do. I started working on parsing the data but never finished it. I do have some data from July 13th to today, though. I was lazy and just logged the data instead of properly inserting it into the database, so these are all purchased toys, regardless of whether they were approved. All new purchases from now are filtered by approved purchases and added to the database.

That said from July 13th to today there were:
  • 475 different types of magic toys (probably a lot of slight name changes)
  • 6539 toys purchased (including ones that were never approved)
  • 181546 Tokens spent on magic toys, 12788 of those were spent by jet and mints
Is there public access to their database? (Or am I being retarded here...)
It's the fishtank.observer database, so not 100% accurate. I do publish the database at specific times, i.e. for stream stars, for the two weeks of season 4 etc.
 
SQL:
SELECT SUM(cost) from tts where user_id = 2100 or user_id = 2176;
> 29714
2100 and 2176 being mints and jet respectively. Mints making up 27334 of those 29714, so roughly 6% of the tokens spent on TTS were from these two users. For SFX it was 8505 tokens from jet and mints
EDIT: Never mind; didn't read far enough.

Where can I query this?
 
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Greg's take on the disability challenge is fucking funny. Instead of retarded, they have autism on the list along with schizophrenia, being crippled and blind.

Zake has autism and is yapping nonstop about monorails and stimming. Probably the best performance in this challenge so far.
Eddy is schizo and says the banana a gorilla gave him will take him places and that Zake sprinkled powder on his veins. Nowhere near as convincing as Vance was.
Trish is literally just Trish in a wheelchair.
Leah is blindfolded with "bananavision" (yellow tape) and talking like a retard.
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So far the men have been far more entertaining in this challenge. Also the gorilla I mentioned is a guy in a gorilla mask giving people bananas. Perhaps if they don't scare him off, he'll make himself at home and build a nest.
 
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They made Trish cover one of Mizzy's Disney Channel ass songs and that eagle sure can dance. Then someone sent a TTS to Zake commanding him to have an autistic meltdown, which he did.

"MK ULTRA activation phrase: sensory overload!"
⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ Call me when you are drunk
You only call me when you need someone
You only call me at 2am
. ݁₊ ⊹ . ݁ ⟡ ݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁.
˗ˏˋ ꒰ ♡ ꒱ ˎˊ˗
You only call me on the weekends
You text me when you wake up
Saying you were messed up
You always say I'm no fun ⊹ ࣪ ˖

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Life Is Mizzy!
 
Greg got that pizza party he promised for his contestants and it's from Jet's Pizza. Curious choice indeed. They're having a good time and a well deserved rest though.
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El Estanque just started a new challenge, each frog must create their own OC and present it.

they were given Coldsteel the Hedgehog as reference

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Holy shit that's such a good challenge. Jet needs to start taking notes ASAP.
 
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