Weirdest Fetishes

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AnOminous said:
You sound like one of those sick creeps who are into reproduction.
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I know you guys are joking and all, but people who have a LEGIT reproduction fetish creep me the fuck out. Like you get off from impregnating as many people as possible? fuck why?

Also, agree to pretty much everything else stated in this thread, but especially Scat/waterboarding, extreme bdsm ddlg and feet fetish
 
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millais said:
I'm not sure if it has anything to do with sexual arousal, but I remember reading that oxygen deprivation can give some people a sort of euphoric high when they are teetering on the edge of consciousness. So for some poor people who can't afford drugs, they practice autoasphyxiation to stimulate those pleasure centers in the brain. Maybe erotic autoasphyxiation works via that mechanism too, something to do with a dopamine dump or some shit.
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the good kid high you mean? i remember in highschool lots of kids played the "choking game" and breath play is actually a lot more common, esp in bdsm, its more about control though.
(also doesn't choking constrict the vagina and anus? tighter.)
 
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#Triggered said:
the good kid high you mean? i remember in highschool lots of kids played the "choking game" and breath play is actually a lot more common, esp in bdsm, its more about control though.
(also doesn't choking constrict the vagina and anus? tighter.)
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I blame that game for a lot of my extra curricular activities.
 
I get big titty and booty fetishes. The rest, not so much.

Some I might not understand, but can shrug off. Then there are ones that leave me questioning everything I know. Like, I discovered this Deviantart account that photo-manipulates vaginas onto women's faces. I have no words, just complete and total internal screaming. What kind of mental damage does one have to experience to find that anything other than disturbing?
 
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While liking tits and ass isn't uncommon (for most sane people), I will never comprehend why anyone would want to get off to real women having ridiculously-proportioned breast and/or ass implants for vanity; especially if they're at risk for contracting a potentially deadly infection (think Sheyla Hershey and Martina Big).

It's one thing if someone had to have a mastectomy and wanted to get implants by means of reconstructive surgery, or if they're self-conscious about chest size (as long as the procedures are done by a competent and professional plastic surgeon-- key words!). But there is a major difference between improving your self-image and psychological issues, and wanting to unironically look like Loretta from her death scene in Leprechaun 3.
 
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Pina Colada said:
While liking tits and ass isn't uncommon (for most sane people), I will never comprehend why anyone would want to get off to women having ridiculously-proportioned breast and/or ass implants for vanity; especially if they're at risk for contracting a potentially deadly infection (think Sheyla Hershey and Martina Big).

It's one thing if someone had to have a mastectomy and wanted to get implants by means of reconstructive surgery, or if they're self-conscious about chest size (as long as the procedures are done by a competent and professional plastic surgeon-- key words!). But there is a major difference between improving your self-image and psychological issues, and wanting to unironically look like Loretta from her death scene in Leprechaun 3.
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I can understand it more on fictional characters and photoshops where the implications of having such ridiculous proportions are tossed out the window, but in real life it sure isn't appealing. In fact, it's painful to even look at.

I saw that scene in Leprechaun 3 a long time back and it disturbed me. Though what disturbs me most is that people actually fap to that scene. She looked like a fuckin' duck, what's sexy about that?
 
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http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=272569

Apparently, there's a such thing as a "clapping" fetish. Not sure if its exactly the weirdest, but it sure is odd nonetheless.

"I'm a 31-year-old attractive single woman, and I recently went on Match.com and found a guy. Our e-mails and one phone conversation went well and he seemed kind and was okay-looking in his picture, so I met him for drinks. It was disappointing, to say the least. He looked 15 years older than his picture and was socially awkward to the point of sheer misery. He told me he didn't want to eat cheese because he "had the craps," announced to the waitress that this was our first date, yawned when I talked about my job, and said, "I could tell you were really into me the minute you walked in the room."

Standard bad date so far, right?

Here's the bizarre part: On the phone he'd said, "The most beautiful sound in the world is applause. I hope I can hear you clap for me sometime." He is a music teacher, so I thought he was referring to applause after a performance. But when we met in person, he asked me to clap for him, for no reason, in the restaurant! I asked him why, and he said he just really loved the sound of clapping. I ignored his request, finished my drink, and said it was nice to meet him but I didn't think this was going to work. I shook his hand good-bye in the parking lot and at this point he asked again for me to clap—but now in a whiny voice, literally begging me to do it. The worst part? I did it, just to shut him up, before speeding away in my car. I'm simultaneously creeped out and intrigued."
 
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lixinho-chan said:
Baloons.
i'm here kind of hoping a balloon would pop on this mf while he's hugging it but then i remembered i had read somewhere that for some of them, popping baloons is...arousing. next time you watch one of those "satisfying" videos involving balloon popping, remember there is a baloon fetishist jacking off to the same video.
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Yo what episode/show is this. These shows and My Strange Addiction and other TLC garbage are me and my gf's jam.

Remember the goddamn car fucker? And he told his dad.

 
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Strelok said:
Yo what episode/show is this. These shows and My Strange Addiction and other TLC garbage are me and my gf's jam.

Remember the goddamn car fucker? And he told his dad.

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Great taste, I can relate to that. That's the show:
This car guy, fuck no. You can see his dad touching the car near the end of the video and all I could think of was "the fuck you doin' old man"
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Quijibo69 said:
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I bet he loves the smell of fish.
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We had a thread on him if it's the same guy (I can't imagine there are multiple dudes who fantasize becoming a tampon).

He showed up, was a pretty cool guy all things considered. Thread pretty much died after that.

Meat_Puppet said:
A couple years ago there was this video of a guy forcing a glass cup up his ass. It exploded of course causing him all sorts of pain. Is that some kind of fetish? Cause if that is, that to me would be the worst one.
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IIRC it was just some Jackass wannabe stunt gone wrong. That was back in the edgelord era of the internet remember, where everyone and their grandma was making "shock" videos about how badass risk takers they were.
 
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http://www.thestranger.com/seattle/SavageLove?oid=272569

Apparently, there's a such thing as a "clapping" fetish. Not sure if its exactly the weirdest, but it sure is odd nonetheless.

"I'm a 31-year-old attractive single woman, and I recently went on Match.com and found a guy. Our e-mails and one phone conversation went well and he seemed kind and was okay-looking in his picture, so I met him for drinks. It was disappointing, to say the least. He looked 15 years older than his picture and was socially awkward to the point of sheer misery. He told me he didn't want to eat cheese because he "had the craps," announced to the waitress that this was our first date, yawned when I talked about my job, and said, "I could tell you were really into me the minute you walked in the room."

Standard bad date so far, right?

Here's the bizarre part: On the phone he'd said, "The most beautiful sound in the world is applause. I hope I can hear you clap for me sometime." He is a music teacher, so I thought he was referring to applause after a performance. But when we met in person, he asked me to clap for him, for no reason, in the restaurant! I asked him why, and he said he just really loved the sound of clapping. I ignored his request, finished my drink, and said it was nice to meet him but I didn't think this was going to work. I shook his hand good-bye in the parking lot and at this point he asked again for me to clap—but now in a whiny voice, literally begging me to do it. The worst part? I did it, just to shut him up, before speeding away in my car. I'm simultaneously creeped out and intrigued."
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did that woman go on a date with jeb?

realtalk though, i can understand most fetishes. i'd go so far as to say i can understand all of them- or rather, why they occur. bug chasing, anything involving children or real animals, snuff, and mutilation are the few that actually make me disgusted. people with those fetishes need serious fucking help.

most of the other weird ones tend to just make me slightly uncomfortable. my logic for real-life fetishes is as long as it's safely practiced by consenting adults behind closed doors, then all power to ya. but things like scat kinda test that philosophy.

i'm more lenient with fictional fetishes because oftentimes people accept that their fetish isn't physically possible. and while things like inflation and vore and transformation are weird as hell, the fact that it doesn't endanger anyone AND it's fiction kind of makes them less gross to me. or maybe i'm just desensitized cause of all the shit i've seen online.
 
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Human toilets/women turning into toilets or being treated like toilets (different from watersports)
Flannel (only heard of one person with this fetish tho)
Crystal chandelier (same as above, it was one specific chandelier iirc)
Holes developing in girl's body/tripophilia (I'm not sure if anyone actually has this fetish or if it's just that one hentai comic but it's disgusting regardless)
 
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