Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[True Boss of this Gym]

Take someone with narciscistic-levels of confidence, and a field with a lot of non-obvious domain knowledge, like programming, and combine all of that with excessive double-speak, weasel (ferret?) words, and lies, then slap a shine of "good guy ferret rescuer" on top.

If Mald was an actual programming/security expert and actual animal rescuer, he would genuinely be an impressive person.

None of that explains why these 2024/5 join dates are incapable of keeping their autism to themselves.

 

[Beyerdynamic DT 700 Pro X]

What is it with Mald and attracting retarded newfags?

Maybe the recent influx of IT'S OVER FOR PIRATESOFTWARE HE IS FINISHED HE IS DONE THE DOWNFALL OF BALDAVIUS FAGTREE Youtube videos?

 

[AI Wendigo]

Anyone else waiting for the reveal that he's balding and wears a wig?

 

[Vect]

BALDAVIUS FAGTREE

Got a good 5 minute laugh out of that.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Slop inbound

I wonder if hes actually going to say its real legal issues or not.

Got a good 5 minute laugh out of that.

Anyone else waiting for the reveal that he's balding and wears a wig?

@Baldavius Dicktree is a user and has been for a bit. So yes, people have been thinking this

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

Small selection from current stream.

Mald is crying about his voice changer. Also now apparently voice changer harassment is "90%" of his harassment. Whereas before it was mostly death threats and pedophile libel.

Mald's shit-in-hands "mmo" that is going to be dead in a week. The last person who should oversee a "player-made" experience is an authoritarian control freak. Good luck with that.

Yup. The nigger is just pretending he didn't already commit to 1st of the month/first week of the month. God help his future roommate, this nigger will never have rent on time.

 

[Boglim Enthusiast]

 

[StacticShock]

What is it with Mald and attracting retarded newfags?

blood is in the water so all the sharks are coming to get a bite.

Imagine losing to a Brit.

don't need to, we are all losing against brits on the race to have shitty dental and i wish to keep losing that.

 

[Hit Squad]

The crowd's going after Khronos? Don't they know he's an epic level lawyer who is buddy-buddy with a 1337 hacker? The audacity.

Holy shit! we'd better warn them to be careful! That shitter is so dull, he'll likely bore them to death.

Jason has said something along the lines of "if heartbound gets completed and/or I stop streaming, all 17 people who I'm employing instantly lose their jobs" which is by far one of the most deranged excuses he's ever shat out.

I'm sure he's also threatened the ferrets with summary executions as well. He's manipulatively stated that if he goes down, the ferret rescue goes down with him.

The reality would be that, like any other normal person, if he doesn't have the funds to keep his rescue up, then he ensures the furry critters get moved elsewhere to a charity or something. But he makes it sound like they are hostages and he's going to fucking end them if we don't give in to his demands.

 

[Roachbound]

Mald's shit-in-hands "mmo" that is going to be dead in a week. That last person who should oversee a "player-made" experience is an authoritarian control freak. Good luck with that.

I just set the setting...and dictate how players can play the game....and who isn't allowed to fight me in the game.....and monitor all communication to avoid mentioning my controversies.....but yes, aside from all those limitations, the game's experience is up to you!!!(just do not act like this is a theme park mmo like wow and runescape where player creativity and expression is allowed, khronos and jake are always watching)

 

[Facom]

God help his future roommate, this nigger will never have rent on time.

If you follow the correct trail from the mail box saga, you'll find that it was in fact a complete self-dox from the Opsec-King, the DOE Poontester, and that he outright bought a large plot with a house for between $1 and $1.5m this year. The fake ferret charity sure is lucrative. Hype train!!!

 

[itogi]

I didn't see this posted, but Audentum droped his own Mald video. I really like Audentum, he's just a nice autist that covers lolcow stuff without a lot of bullshit. Put's a lot of effort into his videos.

Haven't seen this video being archived
PreserveTube, local:

 

[Unimaginative Username]

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Looks like he's done it... Should I make this my banner?

It's really not that impressive.

 

[Gromit the Claymation Dog]

Kill it before it breeds.

He’s not going to, don’t worry.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

Looks like he's done it... Should I make this my banner?

do not interact with jason or anyone else with threads on this site. it makes us all collectively look retarded.
(also it's much funnier when they come to us)

 

[Sheogorath]

why should we even really care, other than to laugh at his vanity?

well there's that and also possibly getting thrown out the platfrom for breaking tos

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Lmao legal mindset is already mentioning ferret fucking
He also joked about how hes guilty of murdering his guild mates

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

I just set the setting...and dictate how players can play the game....and who isn't allowed to fight me in the game.....and monitor all communication to avoid mentioning my controversies.....but yes, aside from all those limitations, the game's experience is up to you!!!(just do not act like this is a theme park mmo like wow and runescape where player creativity and expression is allowed, khronos and jake are always watching)

was it ever admitted that the release date of Heartbound had at any time been set along a different date? Actually, as Winston well knew, it was only two years since Mald had been struggling with coding and finished with writing. But that was merely a piece of furtive knowledge which he happened to possess because his memory was not satisfactorily under control. Officially the change of excuse had never happened. Mald was struggling with writing: therefore Mald had always been struggling with writing. The excuse of the moment always represented absolute truth, and it followed that any past or future deviation from it was impossible.

The frightening thing, he reflected for the ten thousandth time as he forced his shoulders painfully backward (with hands on hips, they were gyrating their bodies from the waist, an exercise that was supposed to be good for the back muscles) -- the frightening thing was that it might all be true. If the Jannies could thrust their hands into the past and say of this or that event, it never happened -- that, surely, was more terrifying than mere torture and death?

The Jannies said that Mald had never been finished with writing. He, Winston Smith, knew that Mald had been finished with writing as short a time as two years ago. But where did that knowledge exist? Only in his own consciousness, which in any case must soon be annihilated. And if all others accepted the lie which the Jannies imposed -if all records told the same tale -- then the lie passed into history and became truth. 'Who controls the past,' ran the Jannie's slogan, 'controls the future: who controls the present controls the past.' And yet the past, though of its nature alterable, never had been altered. Whatever was true now was true from everlasting to everlasting. It was quite simple. All that was needed was an unending series of excuses over your own failures. 'Reality control', they called it: in Newspeak, 'doublethink'.

 

[Mad_Dog]

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[30+GameOvers]

This is getting absurd, but I'm still loving it