Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

While this thread is popular, and this is in the OP, remember, this is the way this absolutely retarded faggot behaves. He actually posted this himself.

Who would post something like this about himself instead of doing something more intelligent like suicide?

And this retard is angry at us. DUDE ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS *NOT DO THIS*. Whatever the fuck "this" is in this deranged video you made of yourself and deliberately posted.
 
ThePurpleSacrementan is a far left extremist piece of shit and pedophile apparently.
Some updates to current, and something we missed when he was sperging about Purple Sacrament.
He'd actually posted something new in his gallery on July 10 that I don't see uploaded in this thread.
Great photoshop skills, Alex.

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Alex explains his reasons for taking down his Ruben Sim Videos. Death Threats, again.
Mylar ironically says that people are "sick in the head" in response to this disheartening information.
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After such kind words from Mylar, the next rational thing is to defend a self-admitted cat rapist and never-ending winner, Claudio Hernández Castañeda.
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"Fucking retarded faggot," Mr. Hogendorp grumbles under his breath. "Wrong kid got cancer..."
Yes, Alex is still malding about the cancer thing after 3 or so days. @Sparkletor 2.0, do you believe you deserve to die from cancer?
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Since Alex is unable to understand satire despite claiming to be a satirist, I feel I need to explain my post in detail so he can understand the nuanced writing.
"Hey, honey bear sugar plum. Are you staying off the no-no zones on the Internet up there?" Alex's mom asks from in the kitchen.
Here, the writing is trying to convey the naivety of Alex's mother. Her overly saccharine language she uses to address her adult son showcases her practice of coddling and enabling his infantile fantasies. Alex's mother keeps him forever as a child in her mind, needing protection from the real world and all its uncomfortable truths and responsibilities. Here she is believing that she is doing her duty to monitor Alex's Internet activities as she has stated. However instead of taking an active role in helping her son "detox" from negative interactions with online activities, she is passively letting her addict son have unsupervised access to his drug of choice, the Internet.

Stacey is lying to herself and letting her family down. By doing the bare minimum of simply asking Alex if he is being good, she can tell herself she is a good mother and have a clear conscience.
"Yes, mom. God. Give me a fucking break around here! I'm disabled!" Alex yells through his closed and locked bedroom door.
Here, Alex is shown using course language as a vessel to illustrate his disdain for the world around him. As an outsider, he feels attacked from every side and lashes out at those who try to help him. The toxic shame he harbours within lead to his innate habits of lying to avoid responsibility. "It's easier to lie now and apologize later than to tell the truth and face the consequences today" is his modus operandi.

We also see Alex hiding behind his disability. Milking pity from his loved ones, making excuses for his actions that he knows are wrong. Nothing is ever his fault if he can blame it on something or someone else.

The closed and locked door symbolizes Alex having secrets he's keeping from his family. His continued use of the same Internet sites he told his parents he is trying to avoid.
"Okay! Love you bunches and bunches! We're so proud of you, our precious baby boy!" She shouts back as she pops open her second box of wine for the day and turns towards Mr. Hogendorp. "Right, hon?"
Again, in this passage, we see Stacey's enabling codependency and magical thinking on display. I also make an unsubstantiated insinuation that the weight of constantly living in denial has caused Stacey to develop an alcohol dependency issue.
"Fucking retarded faggot," Mr. Hogendorp grumbles under his breath. "Wrong kid got cancer..."
As a relatively unknown character in the story, Mr. Hogendorp here is shown to be in a sour mood. This implies that out of the remaining family members living in the home, Mr. Hogendorp perhaps has the firmest grip on reality. He knows his wife is living in her delusions. He knows his son is a disappointment. He knows as a responsible adult he has to bear his own cross and accept reality despite how grim it may seem. He expresses his unhappiness by making a remark insinuating that he wishes that his failure of a son was no longer a burden in his life. He realizes that he cannot vocalize his complaints out loud or he will upset the fragile yet chaotic balance. This is why he merely grumbles his musings under his breath.

I hope this clears up any misunderstanding!
-Sparkletor
 
I went to sleep to find out he posted 5 times and uploaded 2 videos. The Hog is at full lactose production levels.

DeviantArt Updates
Alex deleted his early statement about Claudio doing nothing wrong. Ironically, he tells him to get help while he strokes it to amputee children.
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Alex rants about his haters, again. Tells them to get the death penalty. More threats.

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Alex complains about Epikxy, an apparent "cowtipper" on his livestream. I decided to check it out, and it's a nothing burger.'
Thanks, @We Are The Witches, for the archived logs.
Decided to get some logs from those streams.

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Epikxy likes Ruben Sim-esque content, found the stream, and then found out about the thread.
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He might have said some stuff in the stream, but in my opinion, it didn't differ from the other comments at all.
Alex is just mad at Kiwifarms and took it out on this lucky guy.

YouTube Updates
He's posted two new videos.

Should Social Media be illegal at this point?



My haters are absolute psychopaths.


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He is strongly against having sex with kids in real life. The amputee children he draws then jorks it to are apparently fair game though. Alex is a retarded pedophile and the whole internet knows it.

P.s. Alex you are worse than Claudio
 
He posted again, with supposed proof that Epikxy is cowtipping him. Seems like it's the same profile.
I think this video was part of the privated/unlisted set, right? I can't seem to find it on preservetube or this thread.
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Centrist Alex with another deep reflection projection.
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Alex deleted his early statement about Claudio doing nothing wrong. Ironically, he tells him to get help while he strokes it to amputee children.

"I am strongly against having sex with kids in real life"
Not only does it weirdly comes out of nowhere talking about a cat fucker, the emphasis on real life is pretty telling.

What does Alex think about having sex with kids not IRL? Whatever that means.
 
What does Alex think about having sex with kids not IRL? Whatever that means.
It's total cope, because Alex wants to rape his amputee children drawings. He's doing the lolicon argument of separating "reality from fiction" however he's too retarded to word it properly.
 
While this thread is popular, and this is in the OP, remember, this is the way this absolutely retarded faggot behaves. He actually posted this himself.
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Who would post something like this about himself instead of doing something more intelligent like suicide?

And this retard is angry at us. DUDE ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS *NOT DO THIS*. Whatever the fuck "this" is in this deranged video you made of yourself and deliberately posted.
I have to admit I was kind of intimidated when I first watched this video. Like I actually had to step back from my computer.
 
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While this thread is popular, and this is in the OP, remember, this is the way this absolutely retarded faggot behaves. He actually posted this himself.
View attachment 7671046
Who would post something like this about himself instead of doing something more intelligent like suicide?

And this retard is angry at us. DUDE ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS *NOT DO THIS*. Whatever the fuck "this" is in this deranged video you made of yourself and deliberately posted.
That video never gets old!
 
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