Margaret Pless / idlediletante / Stan - Official Kiwi Farms Advertiser and Enthusiast Who Has Proudly Eaten Ass. Now Posting Her Tits to Own the Troons!

[Stan]

Sippy cups are not necessities. Nor are lunchboxes and "kid's furniture," ffs. And dishwashers come from places other than China.

Training kids to drink from open cups is a process, and we live in a society, Karen.
You're buying yourself hedge trimmers and what not so let's not get all Jewy about want vs need.

 

[NerdShamer]

Training kids to drink from open cups is a process, and we live in a society, Karen.
You're buying yourself hedge trimmers and what not so let's not get all Jewy about want vs need.

Seriously, you can teach an toddler how to use an straw if you're patient enough.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Training kids to drink from open cups is a process, and we live in a society, Karen.
You're buying yourself hedge trimmers and what not so let's not get all Jewy about want vs need.

YOU are the one who grouped sippy cups, etc. into necessities/have-to-haves. I think they are very useful (though six, lol), and perfectly fine purchases. But not necessities. And I never said one should purchase only necessities, just saying plastic cups with tops and valves aren't on the order of running water.

And I don't own a hedge trimmer, though my dad did offer to let me borrow his today, Karen.

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

I know right? Could you even imagine leaving kashrus to women to uphold?

It's not that. It's that I have a high standard for food and that I enjoy cooking. Wxmxn can't meet that standard

 

[Otterly]

It's not that. It's that I have a high standard for food and that I enjoy cooking. Wxmxn can't meet that standard

Do you have children? When you’ve been providing three meals a day for people for twenty years you’ll probably be so sick of cooking you want to never set foot in a kitchen again. Of course if you’re providing haute cuisine three times a day while the adoring wife and kids relax then good on ya. It’s funny how high level serious kitchen stuff is only men and yet it’s the wife who ends up making dinner for thirty years. Rather like how some men are good with all machines but mysteriously don’t get the two dials on the laundry one. Hey ho

 

[Stan]

YOU are the one who grouped sippy cups, etc. into necessities/have-to-haves. I think they are very useful (though six, lol), and perfectly fine purchases. But not necessities. And I never said one should purchase only necessities, just saying plastic cups with tops and valves aren't on the order of running water.

And I don't own a hedge trimmer, though my dad did offer to let me borrow his today, Karen.

Idk I get so much shit spilled on me, thrown on me, or peed on me these days that at this point I do think it's a necessity. Was six cups too many? Maybe... but we are using them. If you take the position that only the tier 0 Maslow needs are necessities then you're ruling out stuff like disposable diapers, which most parents of young kids would describe as absolute necessity, even though cloth diapers exist and so on.

Idk I don't mean to get sharp w you but if you intend to have your kid involved in daycare and school they do need a lunchbox.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Idk I get so much shit spilled on me, thrown on me, or peed on me these days that at this point I do think it's a necessity. Was six cups too many? Maybe... but we are using them. If you take the position that only the tier 0 Maslow needs are necessities then you're ruling out stuff like disposable diapers, which most parents of young kids would describe as absolute necessity, even though cloth diapers exist and so on.

Idk I don't mean to get sharp w you but if you intend to have your kid involved in daycare and school they do need a lunchbox.

No worries. Though I will say that brown bags are a thing .

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Do you have children? When you’ve been providing three meals a day for people for twenty years you’ll probably be so sick of cooking you want to never set foot in a kitchen again. Of course if you’re providing haute cuisine three times a day while the adoring wife and kids relax then good on ya. It’s funny how high level serious kitchen stuff is only men and yet it’s the wife who ends up making dinner for thirty years. Rather like how some men are good with all machines but mysteriously don’t get the two dials on the laundry one. Hey ho

1 kid. I'm talking shit in a joking way, I end up making dinner for us because I WFH so it's easy to prep everything and so on throughout the day.

 

[Stan]

Do you have children? When you’ve been providing three meals a day for people for twenty years you’ll probably be so sick of cooking you want to never set foot in a kitchen again. Of course if you’re providing haute cuisine three times a day while the adoring wife and kids relax then good on ya. It’s funny how high level serious kitchen stuff is only men and yet it’s the wife who ends up making dinner for thirty years. Rather like how some men are good with all machines but mysteriously don’t get the two dials on the laundry one. Hey ho

He's too busy with important machines like the stock market to pay attention to your damn toaster settings. I thought you were one of the intelligent ones!

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

He's too busy with important machines like the stock market to pay attention to your damn toaster settings. I thought you were one of the intelligent ones!

I forgot, what made you leave behind converting to Judaism

 

[Stan]

I forgot, what made you leave behind converting to Judaism

My then boyfriend's selfish attitude about family purity laws to tell you the truth. Like he wanted me to follow the rules but also have premarital sex with a Gentile. And following the rules was difficult and offensive to my feminist sensibilities. I can only sort of square it up now, and that's when I'm not under its requirements. Made me really sad.

offensive to my feminist sensibilities

** and Christian sensibilities too

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

My then boyfriend's selfish attitude about family purity laws to tell you the truth. Like he wanted me to follow the rules but also have premarital sex with a Gentile. And following the rules was difficult and offensive to my feminist sensibilities. I can only sort of square it up now, and that's when I'm not under its requirements. Made me really sad.

IIRC non Jews don't have to immerse in the mikvah, it does nothing. Maimonides makes this clear. Not sure why he made you do that

 

[NerdShamer]

Not sure why he made you do that

Probably because that he was trying to get her to convert?

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

Probably because that he was trying to get her to convert?

Still doesn't apply until they full on convert

 

[NerdShamer]

Still doesn't apply until they full on convert

Well, I never said that he was following all of their weird bylaws to the point where he wouldn't have forced this upon her.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

@Stan what part of China is your mans from? I can provide further racism insight by knowing his region.

Here I did it for you. Also I'm slightly offended you lumped bannanas and western Chinese in with the rest

My husband was born in Yingkou City, that's where his mom's side is from.
His dad is from Yangzhong in Jiangsu Province, originally. They met while university students in Beijing.

Oh great, so your mother in law is used to being beaten to shit, smokes alot, and probably dresses "fashionably" like a vegas street hooker (I repeat myself) in black latex. She also likes to pretend she's from Beijing and then gets verbally curbstomped by a proper Beijing local.

Your father in law is probably does some housework, but likes going out with his guy friends (like a mean girls episode) daily to drink, play mahjong, party, and bang KTV whores with cash. Hope he didn't get into it with an underaged girl and then get blackmailed.

My husband himself has a kind of complex life tour up to this point. He lived in Yingkou til age two, then moved to Beijing, lived there to age seven or eight

No matter what they say, 你丈夫永远不会是北京人，更不说城六区。Cope and seethe.

Sometimes I joke that his English given name 'Alex' is an acronym for "Anglo Language EXperiment". Because if you were intending to make your child become bilingual with a high degree of literacy, I could see following a protocol like this one where you cross-establish them, return to home for secondary school, and then back to your target nation for college.

I grew up in bumfuck nowhere Dixie my whole childhood and I speak fluent Mandarin without having to do that. That "protocol" you think of actually is just saving face, and should aptly be named "I couldn't hack it abroad so I had to come back and then find a chance to fuck off abroad again".

Foreign-born Asian male, white female marriages (aside from both being highly educated DINKs) basically are a statistical error for a reason. The only reason the inlaws aren't already gaslighting you with endless shit while conspiring to take all your pre-martial and/or common assets out from under you while talking shit to your face is because you're a "dumb white blonde" that gives the family prestige back home in China. Your husband sounds like someone straight out of a scene from《儒林外史》

Idk I get so much shit spilled on me, thrown on me, or peed on me these days that at this point I do think it's a necessity.

I present you the immediate solution to this. If your kid can walk, then I just hate to see a kid go unbeaten.

 

[Stan]

@Darkholme's Dungeon
My parents in law are nothing like that.
Muted forever.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Damn. Guess I'll have to enjoy prison, shitposting child .

 

[Mound Dweller]

Damn. Guess I'll have to enjoy prison, shitposting child .

Marge is a sensitive lass you can't just dump 4000 YEARS OF CULTURE on her all at once like that

@Darkholme's Dungeon
My parents in law are nothing like that.
Muted forever.

DD is an honest-to-huangdi tibetan dog but he knows a lot about chyna and being chingchongese, if you can whip the himalayan mountain mutt out of him a little he might have some good stuff to share, just a possibility is all.

 

[Stan]

Marge is sensitive lass you can't just dump 4000 YEARS OF CULTURE on her all at once like that

I read like part of his essay when I was waking up, thought it was unhinged. Since DD really seems to want to be on a list of some kind, this is the highest honor I can bestow.