Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

I love when #Munchies have a #WritingQuirk. How she ends every slide with a #Slogan as if it’s part of a #Series. And no wonder the kitchen can’t keep up, she seems to decide what she is or isn’t allergic to every morning. One day she’s praising avocadoes, the next day she can’t eat them (unless they’re in a maki roll).

#Vegan in a #NursingHome
 
I’m so confused why she’s begging for a medication that blocks the absorption of fat and expels it in your shit, while also claiming malabsorption, severe GI problems, and the need for daily good fats in the form of avocado and olive oil. No wonder she’s having trouble getting it prescribed.
Also I thought the point of Xenical (orlistat) was that it sort of teaches you through negative reinforcement to not eat fat, and therefore you lose weight. I didn't even know it was still on the market!
 
I’m so confused why she’s begging for a medication that blocks the absorption of fat and expels it in your shit, while also claiming malabsorption, severe GI problems, and the need for daily good fats in the form of avocado and olive oil. No wonder she’s having trouble getting it prescribed.
Your mistake is thinking she’d use logic or reason in her demands—she doesn’t possess an ounce of common sense while believing that she’s the one with the big brain and we’re all dumb plebs.

See also: her posting completely normal labs (with the reference ranges right next to the results) and claiming they’re abnormal.

She really is a cow, through and through. Good find, @Not_a_Doctor !!
 
I saw Kate Farms at the sketchy fell-off-the-truck discount grocery, where they price things arbitrarily and do zero research, and made what was not the first Kiwi Farms-informed impulse food purchase.

Not impressed, but I did have to go the oral route. Chalkier-than-usual supplement shake, and I'm not a hater of pea protein.
Man, I like pea protein. I like the grit. For me with those supplements, I'd rather have ice, almond milk, and a good, gritty protein shake that's cookies and cream or cereal or some dumb flavor. A lot of those feeds are loaded with fat and make gastroparesis patients' problems worse anyway. A lot of these girls should just deal with it by getting the good Ghost flavors. They would be better off for it.
 
I find it really telling that #VeganInANursingHome only states that she's getting No Vegan Protein but never states what vegan protein she expects from them..... Because I think she's expecting store bought fake meat.

Like, if you were someplace that they only served pork, would you not ask about chicken or steak options? She bitches she's not getting No Vegan Protein but never brings up tvp, or tempeh, or seitan. She's shown photos of beans, and tofu, someone went out and got her some LightLife Bacon, those are the almost textureless red strips, crisp them up with enough salt they're acceptable... And contain wheat and are $4-6 a pack depending on your location.

Also the Tofurkey she's pining over also contains wheat...which, didn't she send back food because of wheat? And furthermore when she needs to order out because No Protein Came she gets super high protein... Avocado sushi?

Long story short I have no doubt the kitchen can make plenty of vegan dishes and with a little guidance from someone who has allegedly been in the vegan game for 25 years the kitchen could be killing it. I think just like everything else in her life #VeganInANursingHome just likes to bitch. Even when they made her her super special quesadilla with vegan cheese she sent it back cause... Gluten. But gluten in fake meat is okay because it's tastier gluten?

They should throw her some couscous, olive oil, and block of tofu and call it done. Iceberg lettuce if she wants to bitch about organics or whatever.
 
They should throw her some couscous, olive oil, and block of tofu and call it done. Iceberg lettuce if she wants to bitch about organics or whatever.
as someone above said, she appears to be incapable of using logic or reason when she feels she is being mistreated. for a while i was wondering if she was legitimately suffering from some kind of delusional disorder because surely nobody could act this insane just for the purpose of getting gibs from an amazon wish list and gofundme dollars.

the funny part is that she bitched so much about the SNF and finally got the boot- now she’s in a far worse situation (no tofurkey in board and care and she has to pay rent lol) but i doubt she regrets a single complaint that she made while she was there. looking back she probably still believes she was being persecuted and correct to complain.
 
as someone above said, she appears to be incapable of using logic or reason when she feels she is being mistreated. for a while i was wondering if she was legitimately suffering from some kind of delusional disorder because surely nobody could act this insane just for the purpose of getting gibs from an amazon wish list and gofundme dollars.

the funny part is that she bitched so much about the SNF and finally got the boot- now she’s in a far worse situation (no tofurkey in board and care and she has to pay rent lol) but i doubt she regrets a single complaint that she made while she was there. looking back she probably still believes she was being persecuted and correct to complain.

I hope you'll continue to update us. Those posts were a good read.
 
Your mistake is thinking she’d use logic or reason in her demands—she doesn’t possess an ounce of common sense while believing that she’s the one with the big brain and we’re all dumb plebs.

See also: her posting completely normal labs (with the reference ranges right next to the results) and claiming they’re abnormal.

She really is a cow, through and through. Good find, @Not_a_Doctor !!
It was @huge boobs not me!

She is fucking exhausting. Well done boobs on trawling through it all. None of it makes sense! I would feel sorry for her because a lot of that food does look dire but she asked for it, and it seems no one is willing to humour her desire for a GES or tube feeds. The dietician wants nothing to do with her, and no rheumatologist will give her the time of day.
 
I am unsure if when she says "potato for protein" she means "potato instead of protein" or if she's genuinely considering a potato as an integral part of her protein goal.
Believe it or not, potatoes are considered a good source of high quality protein for vegans. They're not high in protein, but the protein they do contain (3-5 grams per potato, depending on size) is comparable to animal protein in its composition of amino acids.
 
Tricia and her pasteurella absolutely fascinate me. Tilly's still my fave because of the balls on her/terminality of her middle classness, but Lord help me the zoonotic marvel that is Tricia Melland is just...wow. She's the internal medicine version of Kelly Nolegs. Her intestines are literally melting and she's just like 'meh, I wanna go home.' I fucking bet you do, fam.

My mom's geriatrician recommended Kate Farms for her meal replacement yesterday since she's allergic to fucking everything and it took every literal fiber of restraint in my body not to shout "TRY USING IT AS A LEAVE IN CONDITIONER!" at him when he suggested it. Then I giggled like a 5 year old the whole way home and thought of y'all.
BWAHAHAHA!

Creamy Kate Farms is actually recommended by licensed dietaticians as one option before TPN. Also for people who are losing weight due to treatment and illness.
 
Found this goddamn idiot while looking at Vicky Markhoff’s GFM:
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As you can tell from the pics, she’s totally a man, and she’d like to be mutilated by the Big Bolognese. She’s not Bri’ish Bee, though - this is an American seizure faker by the same name.
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Is it really that horrible to live with the fact that you’re a mediocre dancer/athlete/artist/scientist that it’s preferable to get slaughtered by the pasta because that makes you special? Blows my mind, every time.

ETA: her last name is Bolino.
 
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I thought you all would thoroughly enjoy this thread. Little munchy glimpses all over, and some very tired medfags deflecting them.
Gotta love pReddit—the fibro, EDS and POTS, and tism muchies show up immediately, insisting that they are most legit, disabled, brave, and special patients ever. And those meanie doctors and nurses are the ones who are in the wrong, they are just victims of ableism!!! and discrimination!!! On a sub dedicated to ER healthcare providers, not patients. They can’t help but make it all about themselves.

This was one of the worst imo, can’t believe people are upvoting and praising this sanctimonious pseudo-tard claiming ‘AuDHD’

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