Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Terfmaster9000]

she is also an OF whore

Just when I thought she was cool...

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

somehow i blame pirate for the complaint

 

[Maeis]

So there's way more to it and it involved "this Russian organized group"? What was the group? Who went to prison? Why do we have to drag information out of you to get you to support anything you say? This is fraud and you will enjoy prison, and also some russian guy drank piss. No, trust me, it's real.


This is how I know you got all your information from a chatbot. You think the A in API stands for "Anthrorpic" because it's part an AI chatbot's branding for their API.

no... they were literally stealing claude keys. Making a lot of assumptions here but I'm just going to assume you're a retard and move on.

 

[Ted's Cabin]

no... they were literally stealing claude keys. Making a lot of assumptions here but I'm just going to assume you're a retard and move on.

What is the name of this group? When did it happen? Who went to prison? Holy shit answer any of the questions so we can even know what you're talking about. How are you this incapable of explaining your own thoughts? Are we seeing the results of covid hitting schools and letting kids play minecraft for 20 hours a day?

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Athene aka AtheneLIVE? Another grifter, he used to have 24/7 AI bots based on famous people on his Twitch but I never saw Mald on it.

Yes, I was missing his name and wasn't bothered to search. He even has a semi-dead KF thread. Thanks, appreciate it.

Just when I thought she was cool...

You realized she was hot? JK. OF is cringe. Still, @boing boing is my thread GOAT.

 

[StacticShock]

Just when I thought she was cool...

you seem to not have been tipped off when the first OF whore joined blizzard, i just want funny mald stories but her profile messages mention some other coworker that has more stuff to tell but he doesn't seem to be interested in joining the farms, shame.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

you seem to not have been tipped off when the first OF whore joined blizzard

Was this the case for that blizzard buttplug suicide story?....

Honestly I'm shocked more people aren't more aware at how nasty some of those stories are

 

[Aidan]

I thought the maker of the video game was going after Pirate for lost revenue due to downtime of the game and it was still in litigation.

@Pvt. Parts can chime in if he wants but I don't think there was ever a serious effort to drag things out into a lolsuit once Khronos (pretending to legally represent Mald) backed down as soon as a real lawyer got involved. It was all bluster on Mald's part anyway.

 

[56 others]

somehow i blame pirate for the complaint

Gonna be honest it was probably the lawyers for a game publisher that drew that bs up

 

[Kharash]

Came across this and don't think it's been posted here yet. Heartbound's wikipedia page got deleted because Roach and his jannies made it themselves and it's not relevant enough to warrant one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Heartbound_(video_game)

 

[Most Wanted Banana]

Gonna be honest it was probably the lawyers for a game publisher that drew that bs up

Doesn't matter who did it, Mald is still to blame.

Came across this and don't think it's been posted here yet.

It was.

 

[Decoy St. Chum]

Ross is in no way suicidal.

Ross is human. Ross is not made of mold. ROSS HAS NOT BEEN REPLACED BY MOLD!!!!!

 

[cumster]

ahahah, i just watched CJ's fridgegate shorts video - amazing, jason is single-handedly destroying his own reputation and source of income by insecurity

i hope this trend of -10k subs/day keeps up for at least one more month, he deserves it

 

[Smithfield Ham]

On Nintendo Switch and PS4/PS5, Diablo 3 can be played offline, as in without a connection to the Internet, so they don't have an excuse for making it always online.

Exactly. That was a problem they already fixed on console, but they stubbornly refused to fix it on PC.

 

[BigPeanut]

“he’s his own man”

Except he ISN’T, MALDY.

HE IS YOUR MILK FED GIMP FUCKSLAVE CUCK CAPO KING JANNY BALL WASHER AND HES AS RAPED AS YOUR FERRETS YOU FERRET FUCKING FAGGOT.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

I think his dad may have unwittingly reinforced or increase to the odds of his son becoming a narcissist by naming him after a God that a lot of people regard as really cool and

I'm gonna stop you right there. His dad didn't name him after any god. His dad names him Jason. You're gonna have a blast reading the thread.

You realized she was hot? JK. OF is cringe. Still, @boing boing is my thread GOAT.

She has my gratitude for airing out Mald's dirty laundry but she does not have my respect on account of being an OF whore.

you seem to not have been tipped off when the first OF whore joined blizzard, i just want funny mald stories but her profile messages mention some other coworker that has more stuff to tell but he doesn't seem to be interested in joining the farms, shame.

Here's to hoping he changes his mind and joins us to share more embarrasing stories about Mald.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

Similar ban total as yesterday. If Mald's Jannies hold this pace, they'll ban ~5k additional people by the end of July.

 

[canalCrab]

Not really directly mald related, but I think you'd all enjoy it regardless.

 

[Lazy Anon]

amazing, jason is single-handedly destroying his own reputation and source of income by insecurity

And what's funny is how easy it could've been to salvage it. It would've been practically a speedrun and I feel like for most it would've worked.

Spoiler: Autistic sperging about how he could've handled it better

His voice? Say it's a radio voice meant to be pleasant to his viewers.
The WoW stuff? Say you froze up, misunderstood the call and couldn't handle the pressure.
The newbie he bullied? Say you got to comfortable bantering and went to far. Apologize in DMs.
Cheating in video games? Say you wanted to offer a better viewing experience to his chatters.
The nepobaby? Admit that it was a privilege whilst saying it's an offer few would refuse, especially because it was old Blizzard. Express the belief that he earned his place and was grateful for the opportunity. Add something about the current tech job market or whatever and that no one should refuse getting a job and breaking the ice(could've easily earned points from his sycophants with this statement).
The whole SKG? Say you misunderstood the movement, express disagreement with the method but approve of the main idea. Paste the links to the eu gov for his viewers to sign if they want. Can end it by saying "If it passes I hope it's properly implemented so that devs can easily comply with it".
His furry past(actually present)? Dismiss it by calling it old shit.
EVE stuff? Could probably ignore it.
His code? Explain what the jobs he held actually involved and how it didn't translate to actual game dev. Explain that he's stuck between properly remaking everything and just continuing through technical debt.
His lack of updates to the game? Explain that his current streaming opportunity is not one he can't ignore from a financial position and that the game is still being worked on.(Warning: actually has to work on the game)
The mods donating to keep the hype train going? Nothing burger. Just say it was their initiatives, not his.
Most of the above would've made the majority go "Huh, I guess that's fair, I can relate to that thinking" and leave it at that.
Easiest tard wrangling job though, God damn

 

[Sperglord666]

So his game is now effectively on par with some no name flash game! Thanks kiwis, this actually made my shitty day better!