Ethan Klein / h3h3Productions - Opportunistic, two-faced e-celeb sperg with a penchant for hypocrisy and an Oedipus complex; sold out to Susan Wojcicki, the incompetent CEO of YouTube

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Who would win in a fight?

  • Ethan Klein

    Votes: 292 3.9%
  • Sam Hyde

    Votes: 7,176 96.1%

  • Total voters
    7,468
she looks like an average woman and isn't fat so yeah 6/10. I wouldn't do a doubletake if i passed her on the street but i'd probably check out her tits passing by
Yes, as an aside idk why people on kf insist women are uglier than they are. Denims is a perfectly average looking woman. Cute by office standards.
 
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I'll be honest, I used to think Ethan was just a spineless nerdy jew libcuck that betabux'd himself a mid-teir jewess to be his co-host and broodmare. However, the level of supervillainy he has displayed over the last month in his autistic war against Hasan has truly impressed and entertained me thoroughly. Hasan is completely outclassed here. Ethan seems to have a level of cunning that Dudebro Hasan severely lacks even when he put on his smertboi glasses. It's almost like a microcosm of Israel's war against Iran. Ethan is methodically eliminating Hasan's proxies until he has no one left to defend him. Then comes the coup-de-gras, bye bye turkroach. Even Uncle Chunk won't be able to save him. Shouldn't have called CPS, you crossed the Rubicon niggers.
 
What ass? I see nothing there. Nothing worth speaking and/or gawking over. If you spanked her you'd probably get splinters.
She doesn't have much of a chest either. Read the entire sentence.

But since you don't seem to believe what she likes to try and show off...(this shit's out there on google)
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Again...
and if that's her idea of being "sexy" she's going to be the equivalent of a dead fish in the sack.

It's also more examples of her singular facial expression.
 
Remember these dumb whores portray whoring themselves out as somehow "empowering." Never understood how that works.
I guess it's like reverse trooning. They don't actually want to be women, they want to be what they think a woman is, complete with weird postures and ways of speaking no one fucking has. And certainly no female.

These whores think it's cool to sleep around and be proud of it because they think that's what a real confident man's man acts like. In reality, it's what frat boys that got fucked in the ass by their frat mates during hazing want to assure themselves that they might not be a fucking faggot.
 
I'll be honest, I used to think Ethan was just a spineless nerdy jew libcuck that betabux'd himself a mid-teir jewess to be his co-host and broodmare. However, the level of supervillainy he has displayed over the last month in his autistic war against Hasan has truly impressed and entertained me thoroughly. Hasan is completely outclassed here. Ethan seems to have a level of cunning that Dudebro Hasan severely lacks even when he put on his smertboi glasses. It's almost like a microcosm of Israel's war against Iran. Ethan is methodically eliminating Hasan's proxies until he has no one left to defend him. Then comes the coup-de-gras, bye bye turkroach. Even Uncle Chunk won't be able to save him. Shouldn't have called CPS, you crossed the Rubicon niggers.
Since I remember the H3 podcast getting launched I'll give a quick TLDR on why Ethan until this year was considered a lolcow.
It's becuase he will abandon his values for money. It's clear he moved away from "edgy" content to do that. What's interesting is that it took until fucking around with Hasan and getting stabbed in the back for Ethan to realize this isn't worth it anymore and he's right. He has all the money he could ever need, his marriage with Hila is genuine and he loves his kids. Rate me :optimistic: but Ethan may leave being a lolcow in a few years or so. At the very least it's refreshing to see him get a spine again and tell people to their face when they're being an annoying sperg.
The podcast is absolute dogshit and unwatchable tho.
 
Since I remember the H3 podcast getting launched I'll give a quick TLDR on why Ethan until this year was considered a lolcow.
It's becuase he will abandon his values for money. It's clear he moved away from "edgy" content to do that. What's interesting is that it took until fucking around with Hasan and getting stabbed in the back for Ethan to realize this isn't worth it anymore and he's right. He has all the money he could ever need, his marriage with Hila is genuine and he loves his kids. Rate me :optimistic: but Ethan may leave being a lolcow in a few years or so. At the very least it's refreshing to see him get a spine again and tell people to their face when they're being an annoying sperg.
The podcast is absolute dogshit and unwatchable tho.
Ethan built his career on and has a long history of stabbing people in the back first. He was in his mid 30's still acting like a high school girl in a children's clique before getting found out and run out of it.

Everything Ethan is doing now is the literal epitome of a jew crying out as they strike you. But it's funny and against people worse than him, so no one (including me) cares.

He will never not be a lolcow.
 
These whores think it's cool to sleep around and be proud of it because they think that's what a real confident man's man acts like. In reality, it's what frat boys that got fucked in the ass by their frat mates during hazing want to assure themselves that they might not be a fucking faggot.
Whoa, bro, way over the line there. Those macho frat boys only took it up the ass to prove their heterosexuality so they could join their completely not fruity little club of entirely ironic dudes who only blow each other to prove how funny they are with their popped collars and their "my name is John and I hate every single one of you." Because what a joke, let's just watch some gay porn together and jerk each other off to prove how truly manly we are!
 
I just want to give a special shot out to Legal Mindset for just casually talking about the H3 case while mocking Hasan Piker and his orbiters in every way he can by just doing his actual job and not pulling a Nick Rekieta.

He honestly looks like he’s just doing it and not breaking a sweat, even while admitting that’s he is up not up to h3/Idubbbz lore. That’s just the funny part about all of this.
 
Ethan is a Jewish Zionist.
Hila is a Jewish Zionist.
One of their employees, Zach, is a Jewish Zionist.
One of the new sponsors of the show, Dan Saltman, is a Jewish Zionist.
They're also sponsored by MyHeritage, an Israeli genealogy company, and a VPN service owned by an Israeli billionaire.
Willie Mac is also a Jewish Zionist who also, like Ethan, got an IDF wife from the birthright trip.
Harley Morenstein, another friend of the show, another Jewish Zionist.

This entire battlefield that was formed is about controlling left-wing positions on Israel. It's a cluster of jewish Zionsits trying to control the definition of "pro-Palestine" to only include having a jewish state on top of Palestine. This is very clear when you see the moment that Ethan diverged from Hasan and said that you can't have "one state" in Palestine.

At some point the Zionist patron Dan Saltman got a hold of Destiny and Destiny because a Zionist pundit, then the Destiny porn folder leak happens; which drama youtuber shows up to take control of the narrative and goes "I was the only one who had the journalistic integrity to investigate this!"? Willie Mac, another Zionist.

Then there's a more serious and nefarious operation going on, which is the destruction of Creator Clash.
Ethan Klein offered his own employee $10 000+ to drop out of Creator Clash; that is tortious interference. He essentially exploited the fact that the thing was ran by leftists who aren't litigious, the only defense against this would be suing Ethan.
After Ethan's employee dropped out of an already scheduled event; Harley Morenstein also drops out, and yeah, another Jewish Zionist.

Now that the whole enterprise has failed, who shows up in public and starts to say they want to buy it? Ethan Klein and Harley Morenstein.
They maliciously tanked a business and will now use that to buy it.
 
Ethan is a Jewish Zionist.
Hila is a Jewish Zionist.
One of their employees, Zach, is a Jewish Zionist.
One of the new sponsors of the show, Dan Saltman, is a Jewish Zionist.
They're also sponsored by MyHeritage, an Israeli genealogy company, and a VPN service owned by an Israeli billionaire.
Willie Mac is also a Jewish Zionist who also, like Ethan, got an IDF wife from the birthright trip.
Harley Morenstein, another friend of the show, another Jewish Zionist.

This entire battlefield that was formed is about controlling left-wing positions on Israel. It's a cluster of jewish Zionsits trying to control the definition of "pro-Palestine" to only include having a jewish state on top of Palestine. This is very clear when you see the moment that Ethan diverged from Hasan and said that you can't have "one state" in Palestine.

At some point the Zionist patron Dan Saltman got a hold of Destiny and Destiny because a Zionist pundit, then the Destiny porn folder leak happens; which drama youtuber shows up to take control of the narrative and goes "I was the only one who had the journalistic integrity to investigate this!"? Willie Mac, another Zionist.

Then there's a more serious and nefarious operation going on, which is the destruction of Creator Clash.
Ethan Klein offered his own employee $10 000+ to drop out of Creator Clash; that is tortious interference. He essentially exploited the fact that the thing was ran by leftists who aren't litigious, the only defense against this would be suing Ethan.
After Ethan's employee dropped out of an already scheduled event; Harley Morenstein also drops out, and yeah, another Jewish Zionist.

Now that the whole enterprise has failed, who shows up in public and starts to say they want to buy it? Ethan Klein and Harley Morenstein.
They maliciously tanked a business and will now use that to buy it.
Bad Empanada's sock account how about getting a job instead of being terminally online?
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Then there's a more serious and nefarious operation going on, which is the destruction of Creator Clash.
Ethan Klein offered his own employee $10 000+ to drop out of Creator Clash; that is tortious interference. He essentially exploited the fact that the thing was ran by leftists who aren't litigious, the only defense against this would be suing Ethan.
After Ethan's employee dropped out of an already scheduled event; Harley Morenstein also drops out, and yeah, another Jewish Zionist.
Or it's more like the jews and employees of jews hated by the people running the event didn't want anything to do with it? The same event that the Jomha morons barely promoted? The same event that the Jomhas were jewing their fighters and the charity out of money over? The same Jomhas that are now broke and had to flee to their mother in law's basement because they're that fucking broke after Anisa made Idubbbz ack his entire career and may have applied similarly poor business sense(or complete lack of) to a boxing event when the last one they lost over $200k on out of pocket?

Nope, it's Ethan's staffer who hardly anyone realized was even on the fight card because she was a nobody even among other nobodies. But it's got to be them damned zionist jews that ruined it.

Dumb shit like this is why the jews can get into power. You come up with stupid nonsense making insane accusations, they send their jew lawyers after people for defamation, and get money to then do the thing you claimed they were doing after the fact.
 
Nope, it's Ethan's staffer who hardly anyone realized was even on the fight card because she was a nobody even among other nobodies. But it's got to be them damned zionist jews that ruined it.

No matter how hard you try to spin this, Ethan offering thousands of dollars to his employee to drop out was the most blatant act of tortious interference you'll ever see in your life.

Does cancelling a fight of a scheduled event help or hurt the event? Does it cause people to refund or not? What about Harley Morenstein? Does him canceling his scheduled fight help or hurt the event? If multiple people start canceling their contracts with no consequence, more people might feel like canceling theirs, that helps to take down the event as a whole. As I said, it was not a litigious enterprise with tight contracts, you can "chill" it's success with minor acts of sabotage like that. What could they have done to make it work? More anal contracts, more lawsuit threats, a lawyer skimming the internet for copyright infringement to file million-dollar lawsuits? Youtubers wouldn't want to do a charity boxing match if it wasn't a laid back event and their contract had a painful breach clause.
 
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