Plagued Consoomers / Consoomer Culture - Because if it has a recogniseable brand on it, I’d buy it!

[woduqu]

MAN shampoo

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You gotta include the details because they make it so much shittier. It's thirty fucking dollars for one thing:

It advertises itself as having these "key ingredients", but won't tell you it's actual ingredients list anywhere on the store page:

But, wait, you can find it in a picture on an Amazon review and see it's the same chemical concoction you get in dollar store shampoo and the "key ingredients" are each .01% by weight:

Most importantly, it'll remind everyone around you of speakeasies from the 1920s where real manly men stank like bathtub liquor and acrid cigars (so that no one suspects you're really gay):

I bet you're sold now, right? Can't wait to buy 10 bottles of it? Well, you should know that they're poor starving indie devs and weren't making enough at $30 a bottle, so they watered it down recently:

P.S. I've seen people complain sometimes about pictures not being sized correctly. I have no idea how to alter that, so someone can let me know.

 

[Sandshrew]

 

[glass_houses]

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Who tf uses heroin anymore? It's all meth these days.

 

[cyber insecurity]

Who tf uses heroin anymore? It's all meth these days.

this consoom machine still serves heroin the old-fashioned way

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Who tf uses heroin anymore? It's all meth these days.

Injuns.

 

[AnOminous]

Who tf uses heroin anymore? It's all meth these days.

Oldfags with nostalgia.

 

[SoleniyKraut]

MAN shampoo

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Can't wait for them to release MAN milk.

 

[Islam Karimov]

I've gotten in fights with people who don't live in america or just don't live near me about this. I try telling them we have all these old abandoned/vacant warehouse lots or empty spaces that just never get used while the last bits of nature keep getting bulldozed for these "affordable housing" LUXURY APARTMENTS THAT ARE NOT AFFORDABLE AND AS A RESULT STAY BASICALLY FUCKING EMPTY SAVE FOR A FEW PEOPLE AND JUST TAKE UP SPACE BUT NO THEY KEEP BUILDING MORE OF THE FUCKING THINGS. Ever since corona hit this shit's been going into overdrive. Every time I bring this shit up it gets framed like I don't want people to have a place to live when No! I want them to have a place to live! We have land being left to rot unused by fucking real estate fuckers, and yet the government seems to only use imminent domain to fuck with people trying to live in a fucking house or outside an urban sprawl hellscape. There are rotting long dead Kmarts, SEARS, and other shit all over the place! Do they get taken and used for these fucking things? No!
Fuck this shit man, fuck this shit. This issue isn't even locked to the state I live in which makes it more insane that people try spinning shit like I don't want people to have places to live.

Brother outside of the US it's even worse. At least you guys have a semblance of quality control when it comes to real estate. And people aren't forced to buy these flats by the mafia-government. They don't physically assault people if they don't want the warehouse they own to be bulldozed to build the new buildings.

And where do these things happen, you may ask?

Let me present you Belgrade Waterfront​

Now it's full of wanabe influencer types. I've never seen as many in the same place. Full of busted baboon lips fake blonde prosties with their bald beta provider photographing them.
The mafia in power is trying so hard to make their corrupted shithole the new Dubai lol.

Honestly second and third world consoomerism and wanabe macbling in general should be studied. Russians have such awful taste in general. One of these days I'll post my finds here.

 

[Free the Pedos]

MAN shampoo

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I love this shit. I also really enjoy reading about men's accessories made of: whiskey barrels, some weird chinesium made up metal, or DINOSAUR BONES DUUUUUDE!!!!!

 

[Lady Bizness]

Can't wait for them to release MAN milk.

MANpoo: Jeet edition

 

[whiterock]

Honestly second and third world consoomerism and wanabe macbling in general should be studied.

Honey put on your Gucci printed Minions pajamas and get your Disney Elemental blanket, let’s sit on plastic stools in front of our massive flatscreen and watch Tiktoks on full volume. The massive peel and stick tiles we’ve used to cover our concrete floor are molding on account of our country having 90% humidity year round so we’ll need to replace them- gold tinted fake marble should match nicely with the Rococo wallpaper we bought off Temu. While we’re at it, another ten gimmick items featuring pooping cartoon animals and children will nicely complement our home and give others the impression that we’re upwardly mobile. Say, would you like to join me at the Neymar themed cafe, where we can enjoy what equates to a hot dog bun piled with a pound of Nutella? We could buy some cheetah print blankets to go with our Disney Frozen sheets right next door!

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Honey put on your Gucci printed Minions pajamas and get your Disney Elemental blanket, let’s sit on plastic stools in front of our massive flatscreen and watch Tiktoks on full volume. The massive peel and stick tiles we’ve used to cover our concrete floor are molding on account of our country having 90% humidity year round so we’ll need to replace them- gold tinted fake marble should match nicely with the Rococo wallpaper we bought off Temu. While we’re at it, another ten gimmick items featuring pooping cartoon animals and children will nicely complement our home and give others the impression that we’re upwardly mobile. Say, would you like to join me at the Neymar themed cafe, where we can enjoy what equates to a hot dog bun piled with a pound of Nutella? We could buy some cheetah print blankets to go with our Disney Frozen sheets right next door!

I don't think I've ever heard of a better breakdown on this particular aesthetic, yet I've been trying to find a name for it for ages and just cannot
but this
this is what I think of when I think of people who legitimately find emoji throw pillows appealing and like the look of mugs that say something like 'keep calm and have some coffee' on them in eighteen different fonts somehow
I guess "trashy" is a good word for it, but it's more
specific

 

[Skylavijas]

Honestly second and third world consoomerism and wanabe macbling in general should be studied. Russians have such awful taste in general. One of these days I'll post my finds here.

Ok that sounds fascinating! I'll be kindly awaiting your breakdowns.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I guess "trashy" is a good word for it, but it's more
specific

Maybe you're thinking of "nigger rich"?

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Maybe you're thinking of "nigger rich"?

I know we're meant to be like saying this shit is bad and retarded but I fucking love this video. Just absolute dogshit worst possible things you could buy and a remix of a fucking dubstep song. It's just beautiful. If I had oil tycoon money I would commission people to do this for me just so I can have more of these videos.

 

[Lady Bizness]

I know we're meant to be like saying this shit is bad and retarded but I fucking love this video. Just absolute dogshit worst possible things you could buy and a remix of a fucking dubstep song. It's just beautiful. If I had oil tycoon money I would commission people to do this for me just so I can have more of these videos.

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My God it's glorious. Like Spencer's Gifts or the Galt Flea Market but for billionaires.


Edit: I really hope that these things being encased in resin means that after WW3 it's all that remains of our civilization. It would be fascinating to know what future archaeologists think about it.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

My God it's glorious. Like Spencer's Gifts or the Galt Flea Market but for billionaires.

All I'm saying is if I don't die with a fucking holographic joker fake bank card metal rug floor decoration thing then I have fucking failed in life. I don't want kids I want swag.

Ok lol this is made by a dutch art gallery type shit not just some random billionaire. Goes by cjs gallery. Looking at the prices they're asking like 10k euro for most of the things in the video. I say this not because it's that interesting but because the fucking dubstep is not an edit the dubstep and editing are their own fucking choice, that's how they uploaded the video. [A]

And for I think mostly just the brits. He's committed to the lifestyle.

God's poorest stony soldier.

 

[Skylavijas]

I know we're meant to be like saying this shit is bad and retarded but I fucking love this video. Just absolute dogshit worst possible things you could buy and a remix of a fucking dubstep song. It's just beautiful. If I had oil tycoon money I would commission people to do this for me just so I can have more of these videos.

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A HOLOGRAPHIC JOKER CREDIT CARD!?!?!?!?!?!?

 

[whiterock]

(ESLslop video)

How many sigma lion swag paintings and resin coffee tables have been destroyed in the Israel vs Gaza/Hezbollah/Iran conflicts? That part of the world is a hotspot for dogshit Youtube shorts art on both sides. The UN should sponsor a goodwill project for Israel and Palestine to collaborate on producing joker themed home decor, it might bring them together.

 

[stupid frog]

Maybe you're thinking of "nigger rich"?

No, what @whiterock wrote I think is more like "Temu Rich". It's all weird bootleg shit that doesn't make sense. But since it is "brand" they find value.