Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[True Boss of this Gym]

4. Jason Hall was a shitty blizzard employee who bullied his colleagues because of his ties to his dad.

Wasn't this already revealed early on in the thread? Get new material.

 

[The Fuck Am I Doing Here?]

i've worked with code enough to understand most things at first glance if they're well-written, say for example source engine. though, since i have worked with roblox studio the longest, i have seen some absolute fucking Atrocities during my time. here's what i could compare jason's code to in that regard
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We can all see the difference clear as day though compared to Jason.

This guy recognizes that his code isn't great. He knows it could be better and doesn't try to tell everybody he's God's greatest gift to programming, plus he doesn't seem to be a thin-skinned bitch like Jason is.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

My gut says Bao will be involved in a big scandal with him and some weird degenerate furry goon shit.

Wait.. Bao. the vtuber?
whats up with her?

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Wait.. Bao. the vtuber?
whats up with her?

I guess she's friends with him. She visited Ferret Dachau.

 

[ferret vermin]

He knows it could be better and doesn't try to tell everybody he's God's greatest gift to programming, plus he doesn't seem to be a thin-skinned bitch like Jason is.

it's so unfathomable to me that yanderedev, whose game is notable for how abysmal the code is, has people second-guessing his code's pros and cons after this narcissistic bitch stepped up to bat.
i'd probably kick the chair if i was a programmer of 20 years and ended up writing shittier code than yanderedev's, i'm not sure how this guy lives lying to himself and everyone around him

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Wait.. Bao. the vtuber?
whats up with her?

Oh.... where do we begin? You poor, sweet, summer-child.
She has been involved with several in person crossovers with Mald visiting him to "mushroom hunt".
Probably mushroom hunting back at the ranch with his pooner wife too.

I don't know how familiar you are with Bao, but she is one of the most disgusting and degenerate coomers in the vtubing sphere and boasts a massive nymphomaniac personality. May want to read back in the vtuber thread a bit.
She's also a zoophilic inflation furry.

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

But how is that possible? Mald has been a programmer (and sometimes even a hacker) for at least 20 years. He has also been making games for either 6 or 20 years, depending on the day of the week you ask him about it :
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What languages do you code in

"Many"
Pathetic. Do better.

"I mean he didn't claim to be a game dev for that long"

Anything to not take the cock outta the mouth. These people are lower than dirt, going to bat for this clown.

The fact he cheated on his wife by banging a gay furry over 10 years younger than him.
shows he is a sexual degen

lets call bets.

What would be the biggest bombshell to come out in the next few months?

1. Jason Hall is revealed to be a zoophile
2. Jason Hall is revealed to be a pedophile but quadruples down by saying "Actually, its hebeophilia, she/he was 16 and pedophiles target those much younger"
3. Jason Hall troons out to escape criticism.
4. Jason Hall was a shitty blizzard employee who bullied his colleagues because of his ties to his dad.

Which do you guys reckon would be likeliest to happen?

#2. My guess is he likely has(or is) grooming an impressionable fag in his discord.

I think he's emotionally stunted and probably gets along with teenagers more. Can you really say in all earnestness that you can envision this guy having a successful relationship with someone his own age? The guy is fucking 40 years old modding a Minecraft server for children. Something has gone wrong..

Couple this with his furry degeneracy and its a mistake waiting to happen, especially given his unrestricted access to minors(and a payroll hell-bent on protecting him).

People are only as good as the company they choose to keep, and he has chosen to shack up with someone who is not shy about their necrophilia/"cub" fetish.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

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Oh.... where do we begin? You poor, sweet, summer-child.
She has been involved with several in person crossovers with Mald visiting him to "mushroom hunt".
Probably mushroom hunting back at the ranch with his pooner wife too.

I don't know how familiar you are with Bao, but she is one of the most disgusting and degenerate coomers in the vtubing sphere and boasts a massive nymphomaniac personality. May want to read back in the vtuber thread a bit.
She's also a zoophilic inflation furry.

Tbh the most i interact with vtubers is post vtuber clips and only watch snippets and some vods of vtubers
primarily Chibidoki but even then watching an entire stream vod i only saw 1 and thats it.

I saw one or two clips of Bao but never watch her stuff cos she didnt come off as interesting

Yeah there is never a "Im just a furry"
there is always something added to the furry tag,


EDIT: Im not a furry, but i made the remark after finding out that Bao is a Zoophilic Inflation fetishist Furry

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

lol there is zero chance Mald could pull Bao

 

[MightBeJoel]

UPDATE: One of Thor's ferrets called 'Fig' has died.

He announced it in his Discord today.

Spoiler: Message Thor Wrote in his Discord

Fig passed today .He came to us in January of 2024 from the Humane Society as a rescue from an abandonment case. Over the last year he developed severe heart disease and adrenal that led to complications impacting his breathing.

He was brought in for a check today and the call to euthanize was made due to how badly things had progressed.He passed under sedation before euthanasia was administered.He was a good little guy and best friends with Henry.

The first to pile in with the oldies and a big cuddle bug with people as well .

Going to miss him but I am glad for the time we had together. Rescue work is hard but cases like his make it worth it.He had so many new memories and friends to share them with during his time here.Please be respectful as always and immediately let the @Moderators know if anyone isn't.I've attached some photos to remember him by .They have already been added to his wiki page.

 

[invisibult plus+]

it's so unfathomable to me that yanderedev, whose game is notable for how abysmal the code is, has people second-guessing his code's pros and cons after this narcissistic bitch stepped up to bat.
i'd probably kick the chair if i was a programmer of 20 years and ended up writing shittier code than yanderedev's, i'm not sure how this guy lives lying to himself and everyone around him

As much as I want to say you answered your own question, his raging narcissism and complete inability to think about anything don't help.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

My gut says Bao will be involved in a big scandal with him and some weird degenerate furry goon shit.

Isn't bao one of these freelance v-tuber sexual degenerates already?

Everytime I hear about these it's yet another controversy, wouldn't be surprised shit's already happened.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

So Mald is an easy win for Cow of the Year, right?

I'm thinking so. currently bossmanjack is a notable competitor, and anisa, but I think the continued, public crashout of BS over and over is putting him in a good position against them. Its not just his lolcow behavior, but HUGE fall from grace, and complete normie sphere insisting hes a lolcow. I really hope voters consider that, a lolcow being widely hated by the general masses. I think a noticable decline is way better than "look, bossman is a crackhead for another year". This is why rekieta won so much, because he WAS "mr lawtuber" for a while, very successful, had everything, and fucked it up. So judging from him winning twice, my money is definitely on mald.

Like to make a bullet point recap of shit literally JUST this year IIRC
-wow fuckup that made him meme in wow community (do you see my mana? what am I supposed to do for you)
-kicked out of his guild onlyfangs because he refused to admit any fault, left wow
-got interviewed by dr K, exposing himself as a fucking sociopath
-got dunked on by steam calling his game abandonware FORCING him to patch the game to a bare minimum capacity. Record was 14 months without a patch for an "early access" game
-DMCA'd an indie dev falsely, got BTFO when the dev got a free lawyer
-gamers collectively developed a hate boner for him lying about SKG, and slandering Ross scott, which ended up making it succeed at the last minute (knock on wood that we have over 1 mil legit)
-basically ALL sloptubers made fun of him, widely became dunked on by everyone from every corner of the internet.
-Lost 10k followers A DAY for over a WEEK
-former kit bodega video with mald was removed as it refused to associate with mald
-removed from offbrand games
-hit 1k pages in a record #8 speed on KF
-caught fudging his hype trains
-got his wikipedia page for heartbound deleted for being irrelevant

And I'm sure I'm missing shit here, but you get my point. And all that from being an "award winning streamer" last year.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

lol there is zero chance Mald could pull Bao

She talks about wanting to fuck dog "men" and weird shark monsters.
I don't think a smelly greasy man thing is off the table.

 

[Not Funny]

I'm thinking so. currently bossmanjack is a notable competitor

I wouldn't vote for bossman just because not everyone just hates the guy and probably just wants him to do better even though we know he won't. Addiction is awful. Anisa and Anisa's husband, along with Mald though? Yeah, fuck em. Throw em' in the running.

 

[finnoid retard]

i just had the most faggot of sperg of thoughts but is Maldy a thoraboo? he must be right?

he calls himself thor
he references norse mythology in all of his shit like shartbound next level is gonna be jotunheim, he mentioned it in is minecraft shit addon of nothing but configuration files, the guy who actually makes stuff for that blockgame nonsense is making something called ragnarok.

i swear this nigger so dearly wishes to be scandinavian/icelandic just to claim viking genetics or some shit.

 

[blargenheimer]

Randomly turned up this girlfriend cheating tweet through Google from almost a year ago. Strangely received its first comment just hours ago too.

https://x.com/FunSizedThought/status/1825319217903837297

Thor is an extremely common mans name in Norway. People don't get complexes over it. Just like people don't get complexes over being named after Jason, the mythical hero and leader of the Argonauts. Spaniards don't get delusions of grandeur due to being named Jesus. Unless your parents make up a completely new name for you, you're probably named after someone else, likely a god or hero. There's nothing wrong with his name. What's wrong with him is that he's a knobhead.

Nah it's pretty gay to name your kid Thor in America, unless you have Nordic heritage. Unsure if he does, but going by his dad being a massive nerd and the alleged thunderstorm origin story: guessing not. It's like naming your kid after Lord of the Rings or Game of Thrones or Hercules, regardless if it's a common name internationally. Nobody here bats an eye at a white dude named Jason, a Hispanic named Jesus, or a Middle Easterner named Muhammad. Is this why he turned out a knobhead? Probably not, people have nicknames and preferred names all the time, but in this case it's obviously just another piece of his fake persona.

 

[Mio Naganohara]

lets call bets.

What would be the biggest bombshell to come out in the next few months?

1. Jason Hall is revealed to be a zoophile
2. Jason Hall is revealed to be a pedophile but quadruples down by saying "Actually, its hebeophilia, she/he was 16 and pedophiles target those much younger"
3. Jason Hall troons out to escape criticism.
4. Jason Hall was a shitty blizzard employee who bullied his colleagues because of his ties to his dad.

1. Being a furfag is only but a stone's throw from wanting to actually fuck animals, would not surprise me.
2. Given the age gap between Moldy and his chinktwink, along with him meeting up with a minor during the SL era, would not surprise me.
3. While his discord does love to spam troonshit, not too sure about this one. Though I could imagine him doing just about anything to be able to paint himself as the victim.
4. This seems like it has already been confirmed more or less.

Overall I think some sort of further controversy about his sexual deviance has yet to be discovered.

I definitely agree with the sentiment that he goes by Thor because he wants to claim Norse heritage. He strikes me as the "obsessed with mythology" type which often manifests in the US as dorks saying "muh viking ancestors "

 

[Hillbilly Slim]

UPDATE: One of Thor's ferrets called 'Fig' has died.

Good.

He'll be extra sensitive in a couple hours. I hope he crashes the fuck out on the trolls today.

 

[Unintelligence Score]

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Bless Jason for breathing so much life into so many small channels by being this easy to hate.