Good. He was a shit human being. He married a child, and would make his friends kneel and kiss his ring. He was one of the first pop culture idols, and wasted no time becoming a fat glutton. He even tried to get the Beatles deported. The only good thing to come out of Elvis' existence is the cinematic classic Bubba Ho-Tep.
LOL, almost all of this is so wrong.
1. His ex-wife was of legal age when they got married (19 or 20, I believe). On the other hand, he did meet her when he was in the Army, in Germany. He was 23/24 and she was 14. Yeaaah, pretty sketchy, but there does need to be a touch of context here. Elvis grew up in the southern US at a time when the attitudes were damn near "old enough to pee, old enough for me". Doesn't make it right, but his upbringing (which included the fact that his dad was 17 when he married his mom, who was 19 or 20 herself) dictated that it was no big deal. Jerry Lee Lewis got most of his shit in the 50s because the 14-year-old he married was his cousin... the age thing wasn't as much of a factor.
2. Kneel and kiss his ring?!? You've seen too many Elvis parodies. I'm a big Elvis fan, read a lot of the books, and he never did this as a common practice, if at all (and if he did, he was just fucking with someone).
3. Certainly his diet (Southern cooking mostly) was pretty appalling. Consider this, though: he grew up, literally, dirt poor. His dad went to prison when Elvis was a toddler for forging a check, so they could make their meager ends meet. Until Elvis hit it big in the music business, they had to live in subsidised housing. Can't blame a guy for hitting the trough when he had the money to. Having said that, he managed his weight fairly well until the mid-70s when his frequent crash dieting lost its effectiveness.
3. He never tried to get the Beatles deported, never. Context- In 1970, on a whim, Elvis went, by himself (something he hadn't done in years, lol), to Washington, DC, to get a DEA badge (he collected badges, strange, but harmless). He somehow found out that he might be able to wangle one from Nixon (the then US president). So on the plane, he wrote a letter to Nixon, to butter him up to get that badge. He filled the letter with buzzwords of the time ("hippies," "Black Panthers," etc.). In the course of this, he said that he felt that the Beatles were a bad influence on young Americans, which many conservative types in the US genuinely believed at the time, especially as they made no secret about their drug use. I don't know if Elvis genuinely felt this way himself; probably did. But he never tried to have them deported, lol. Christ, none of them were even living in the US at the time, lol.
4. Bubba Ho-Tep rocks.
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