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Spud said:
If you can't play Stellar Blade one handed, it's a skill issue on your part.
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Yeah, this looks disfigured. It looks like she has no joints or waist, just legs and a body. Or maybe I'm just gay. Have fun with that, I suppose.
 
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Spud said:
She's just too young for your taste, given that the actress who was the body scan is only 34.
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The Last Stand said:
Yeah, I'll stick to the "controlled sensuality" that Old Hollywood and the 20th century provided over lust, thank you very much.
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It's fairly trivial to see that Eve's face is not based on a real model, but actually extremely neotenous (childlike)
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The picture on the right shows a 4 year old girl
I hope this juxtaposition is enough to prove my point
 
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The Last Stand said:
Uh oh, I hope you're not making a comparision to pedophila to that game.
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Nope, I'm just illustrating the point
Neotenous features are not attractive to every man, clearly they are not attractive to you
And contrary to what some ignorant people say, that does not mean that you are gay
... it rhymes so it must be true
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If being sexually attracted to the woman on the right makes you gay, then I suppose it's time to have gay pride or something
 
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Okay, can somebody tell me something about Stellar Blade that does not relate to its obvious sex appeal? Sell me on the game itself.
 
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Spud said:
You're right, the average Korean woman after she gets her surgeries. My mistake.
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And the surgeries are....... with the purpose of looking more childlike (increase neoteny)
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This is the same woman before and after surgery

But now look at this:
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The drawing on the right is allegedly from "How to Draw a Baby's Face in Basic Proportions"

The Last Stand said:
Okay, can somebody tell me something about Stellar Blade that does not relate to its obvious sex appeal? Sell me on the game itself.
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It's a mildly-above-average action adventure game with high graphical fidelity and allegedly good music (haven't heard it myself, can't vouch for it personally)
It has a take on Dark-Souls-like combat that isn't as autistic as the actual Souls games
If you can run it on your machine and you don't have extremely high standards for how you use your time, you might find it worthwhile to throw 10 bucks on it during a sale
 
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Calandrino said:
Baby has a lantern jaw, gorilla nose, dumbo ears, and a 5-head. 2/10
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Yes, which is why I used a photo of a 4 year old girl earlier (I swear this makes sense in context)
My point is to show what neoteny is. Childlike features. Infant-like features. Baby-like features. If anyone here denies that Eve from Stellar Blade is an example of a face that is extremely childlike, they ought to be bullied relentlessly for how delusional they are
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If you fail to see that this is a childlike head, intentionally designed with childlike features, then I'm going to make it my personal goal to bully you
 
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