Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Everyone should expect it to get deferred because Nick is about as average as far as reprobate drug offenders go and hasn't immediately started openly using or gotten arrested for DV/etc like most niggers do.

Most likely they defer it further and continue to use it as a threat to make him behave sufficiently well.

I'd be very happily surprised if he did any time at all over a first drug offense especially when Minn. seems so soft on crime.

I expect it being deferred as well, but the HRO hearing might throw a wrench into that if his PO decides that Nick has not behaving himself and that his activity and harassment show he is not taking accountability. I still hold out some little hope that Aaron brings all the material to slam Nick with and get a 2 year HRO against him.

But you are, sadly, likely right and he will just get the deferral.

 

[Vibralldo]

Without referring to the transcript, I’m pretty sure that “pro-sober community service” meant service Nick would have to be fucking sober to do — NOT that they wanted him to do “sobriety advocacy.” Nobody needs or wants to hear Nick talk about sobriety, and that’s not “community service.”

He really does spend many of his waking hours in the midst of incredible fucking delusions.

He goes on about how deluded Aaron is but he's saying this kinda shit.

 

[Swole McPole]

Tuned in to the Kurt Show feat. Balldo for a minute. He read out this superchat and just looked kind of uncomfortable for some reason, didn't even squeeze out a fake HA HA HA!

I'm not surprised he looks uncomfortable. Look at the picture of the two of them side by side. Kurt looks like the very model of good health. A pink, chubby, bouncing baby boy in his mid forties. Rekieta, on the other hand, looks yellow, like his liver has packed in from too much booze and coke. His skin is sweaty and greasy and his hairline is receding faster than a Japanese bullet train.

If I'm Nick and I saw that superchat, I'd think I was being trolled.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

I've decided I'll give him a fake address so he wastes money on postage. I'll find the most expensive country to ship to.

(Well, a real address, but not mine, that's for sure.)

Imagine being a fisherman on some Pacific Island and receiving a gift from some deranged balldo skelly.

It could start a cargo cult.

 

[Vibralldo]

"Who knows how much underage futa [Sean} has sent to Josh Moon!" - Nick Rekieta

Nick literally tried getting as many people as possible to watch Redo of Healer, a child rape anime

If Nick's trying to imply Josh and Sean are pedos then he's telling on himself

"I'm a lawyer! I'm just legally not allowed to practice as one right now!"
Lol

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

He’s really telling his audience that he’s not going to talk about his personal drama anymore.

He says that every week.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick is ignoring Kurt like he's a bowl of Aaron's goo.

Kurt ignores Nick like Nick ignores his kids

He says that every week.

But we have to remember that Nick said he's not a law channel and never was. He's a relationship advice channel, and this is him talking about his relationship with Aaron

 

[Folgers Can]

Frances E. Dec

Huh, so all of Crackets' beloved "Unbreaded" segments were just a trite ripoff of the great Boyd "Doc" Britton's radio bit? This loser never could come up with anything original.

https://youtu.be/unkaYYCUaB8

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Most likely they defer it further and continue to use it as a threat to make him behave sufficiently well.

That’s probably the funniest and most likely outcome. He will constantly dread the idea that he might’ve fucked up enough that he’ll be sent to jail at his next evaluation. His 30 day sentence constantly being kicked down the road. He’ll never be rid of it. He’ll never escape it. It will be a 5 year sword of Damocles hanging over his narcissistic ego keeping him in check.

 

[somevan712]

Nobody needs or wants to hear Nick talk about sobriety, and that’s not “community service.”

Nobody wants to hear a cuck talk about marriage. Nobody wants to listen to a faggot talk about sex. Nobody wants to hear a domestic abuser talk about family. Nobody wants to listen to a failure speak about anything.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Nick you’re arguing about how a bottle was up your ass. Think about that. Who here even needs to argue to the degree in which a bottle was inserted up their ass?

lol cows like shoving things in their ass. There’s this Troon who lost his virginity to a broom stick.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nobody wants to hear a cuck talk about marriage. Nobody wants to listen to a faggot talk about sex. Nobody wants to hear a domestic abuser talk about family. Nobody wants to listen to a failure speak about anything.

Nick is the new Coach Red Pill, his fate will be similar too.

 

[not william stenchever]

Nick is the new Coach Red Pill, his fate will be similar too.

Nick would be ecstatic if he joined the Russian military with all the knob gobbling and forced buggery going on. They'd call him "Tovarish Take-it-up-the-Ass", or just "Suka" for short.

 

[Zab McMann]

We really need Drexel to tell us how bad Nick got bullied for being such a fucking loser. They had to have done epic damage for him to still be acting this faggy.

From the stories I remember in old Nick streams and the now-defunct Migtown Podcast, I think it was because Nick couldn't ever keep his mouth shut and then got the shit beaten out of him.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick is the new Coach Red Pill, his fate will be similar too.

I mean, the hairline? Sure.

But Nick's way fatter than Coach, and, in spite of Nick's protests about Wilshire Blvd, Coach was a better writer than Nick.

 

[Vibralldo]

From the stories I remember in old Nick streams and the now-defunct Migtown Podcast, I think it was because Nick couldn't ever keep his mouth shut and then got the shit beaten out of him.

Some things never change

 

[Folgers Can]

Nothing-ever-happens sistahs eating good tonight, as the almost week-old plea agreement for Nick's first post-sentencing crime-turned-noncrime just popped up on MCRO, and while it's pled down to a petty exactly as expected, what's more astonishing is that there is no fine like a petty would normally have, no surcharge like a petty would normally have, and just a pittance he could easily scrape out from under the couch cushions while brushing away so many coke bullets, consisting of a $14.00 law library fee and $30.00 in late-and-gay fees for a whopping $44.00 total that's a tiny fraction of whatever he paid to waste the Barneswalker's time:


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The grand architect of this nefarious Zooluminati plot (or maybe she just got a bit distracted that day):


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As a minor consolation prize, however, there will be another mildly amusing Zoom hearing to watch, so long as Nick's "fellow criminals" don't burglarize breakout rooms and enjoy prison:




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Spoiler: Full Docs

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

As a minor consolation prize, however, there will be another mildly amusing Zoom hearing to watch, so long as Nick's "fellow criminals" don't burglarize breakout rooms and enjoy prison:

@Potentially Cat Mom You better not (il)legally enter into public court zoom hearings again or Mr. Rekieta will have another meltdown.
Enjoy prison Kiwi Stalker.

 

[LiquidChrisRespecter]

A 9/11 hearing?

Seems ominous.

 

[Vibralldo]

A 9/11 hearing?

Seems ominous.

The Zooluminati's tendrils reach far greater than we thought