Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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Come to think, she loved to try and say "No, bloodbending is actually humane, it's a non-violent solution!" while not actually describing HOW it was a non-violent solution to a natural disaster... and then also turned around and announced that Niva had invented literal acid rain bending so she could mutilate and torture her enemies before they died.
The thing is, if you wanted, a Bloodbender could probably be one of the most useful for detaining someone with minimal harm. Just force them to sit down and handcuff them or something. Everyone else just has boulders and ice shards thrown at them until they stop resisting. Granted the shows never bothered exploring that, partially because the only people who could do it either didn't want to (Hama) or didn't want to bloodbend (Katara) and both were extremely limited to when they could use it, until Korra came out, and the writers just said, "Fuck it".
The crazy thing is that she thinks aang blocking Ozai's bending is bad, but the equalizers hunting benders in the streets like dogs to block their bending is good and social praxis. Which is it?
Its adorable that you think she cares about being consistent.
 
You just wanted to shit on the hottest thing because "Edgelord cool, and contrarian cool." And also that YouTuber point? Assassin's creed Shadows says hi even despite having negative press going into it.
And even funnier still when it had sometime out Ubisoft didn’t report sales numbers. Only player numbers. But even then 3 million within the a month(?). Great numbers for an indie title but bad for a Triple AAA series that’s has a huge fan base.

And some people thought that was a huge success against “the chuds” who complained about Yasuke. When in reality 3 million players even priced at $70 probably isn’t enough to generate a profit for all the money that went into it.

In this case, Lily is wrong… even when she had a decent point.

“There are good games that make money and good games that don't. There are bad games that make money and bad games that don't. And anyone who tries to use sales figures to argue in favour of quality is a fool. This is especially true for long running series.”

Lily even talks about marketing being the big factor and that’s… somewhat true but other factors go into play. Ultimately people decide whether a series continues or flops.
 

She's complaining about people complaining about atourubers and how that has nothing to do with it and then blames ayoutubers for bad press. O-okay ..?

Bad marketing is almost never a problem with AAA releases. They pour tens or hundreds of millions into marketing. But yeah, people are turned off by a game that looks buggy or rushed, or that sells itself on bullshit instead of gameplay, or when the devs tell you you're a bad person if you don't buy it. A lot of people are teal sick of that.


A lot of people are over graphics as a selling point, too. This was true a few years back when hyperrealism was unusual, but now it's par for the course. People appreciate a good-looking game, but there's a growing trend favoring art direction over polygon count.

Jndertale certainly disproved that people are turned on by graphics over personality. People like pretty, but LOVE personality.
 
She's complaining about people complaining about atourubers and how that has nothing to do with it and then blames ayoutubers for bad press. O-okay ..?
Yeah though it’s funny because she doesn’t even consider that sometimes a YouTuber playing your game or word of mouth can also be a form of marketing. (Sorta funny how she only thinks YouTubers do ‘bad press’)

Like Five Nights at Freddie’s wouldn’t be as big, if it weren’t for YouTubers playing it and getting it noticed. Huniepop the exact same thing.

A lot of people are over graphics as a selling point, too. This was true a few years back when hyperrealism was unusual, but now it's par for the course. People appreciate a good-looking game, but there's a growing trend favoring art direction over polygon count.
I’ll never forget how people went from bashing Wind Waker’s cell shaded cartoon style to loving it after other Zelda games released.

Sai always pointed out how far Lily is behind on everything. Like graphics discourse is pretty much just null and void at this point. Only Lily would still be stuck on it. Plus that’s not even the current thing in gaming circles now. I would love to see Lily blindly hear about Stop Killing Games and see if she misinterprets it like Jason the roach king.
 
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This is interesting to me because I think a lot of "why did X bomb" videos I've seen aren't negative. Obviously, negative ones exist and I'm sure there's a huge range of those videos so I'm only pulling from smaller examples, but the ones I see are usually exploring a "good" game that ultimately didn't do well or a franchise that failed to take off, then exploring said reasons why. Sometimes it's a marketing issue, or there was some behind the scenes drama with the studio, executive meddling, money troubles etc. It might also be something with the timing of when a game was released, getting overshadowed by something bigger that ultimately did it better.

But actual negative/critique videos tend to either be reviews or something more blatant like "Why game X sucked" or "how game Y killed a franchise"

I really feel like with sales figures especially, the videos are more positive, with the person liking the game and expressing disappointment it didn't do better because the low sales mean it's unlikely the producer will be able to make another game/continue with the series. But even if we assume it's a negative video like Lily says, I don't think his point makes any sense, because if the person just wants to rant about a game being bad, I don't think they'd really bring up sales figures at all, and even if the game sold billions of copies, they'd still make the video complaining about the quality.
I agree with the first tweet because it's just a general statement, but in 2025, I think the "you have to buy a game before you know it's good" statement is really dated. I will agree I miss demos being more common. But I also think they're not like...dead, several of the games I've bought recently I've played demos for, but I do think some companies do a poor job advertising there's a demo. Outside of demos, I think a lot of people will watch a few minutes of a YouTuber/Twitch streamer playing a game if they're thinking about buying it, precisely so they can see some of the gameplay and get a better idea of the quality of the game. I'd even argue the opposite of Lily's point, that if a studio *only* has graphics to show, especially if it's a new franchise/company, that tends to raise red flags versus an existing game/franchise.
 
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So many of Lily's views can be broken down to "If they did it, it's bad, but if I did it, it's good."

Pictured, the humane inventor of bloodbending.
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It's probably her complaining about having to do things for her wife.

To be fair she was stuck in a fire-nation prison after being kidnapped during a raid. From what the show tells and shows us blood-bending was her only way to get out. Its still gross and questionable but understandable. Its everything she does later that makes it worse.
 
To be fair she was stuck in a fire-nation prison after being kidnapped during a raid. From what the show tells and shows us blood-bending was her only way to get out. Its still gross and questionable but understandable. Its everything she does later that makes it worse.
And that’s where Avatar is such a good show. It talks about the horrors of war… without showing super graphic violence. How war can turn people and make people do things they wouldn’t do under normal circumstances.

Any person could read that and see the creation of blood bending as a polar opposite we’ve seen water bending do which is heal.

Only Lily could miss that big point and see how it rips autonomy as no big deal when it is. Cause she would rip the autonomy of someone if she could.
 
Only Lily could miss that big point and see how it rips autonomy as no big deal when it is. Cause she would rip the autonomy of someone if she could.
Lily's hard to describe to people outside of fandom circles because Lily is basically an IRL two dimensional evil villain and it's absolutely fucking confusing that someone like Lily exists IRL without seeing it firsthand.
 
Oh sure, let's ignore they have been the pioneers of the video game storytelling, let ignore how much they push the medium of video games in terms of immersion, and atmosphere. The fact you used this example made me discard nearly everything you said after this. Say what you will about them and their handling of GTA and RDR online. But their bases in those games remains solid enough that they are still bought to this date.
Lily only sees cutscenes as a roadblock that prevents her from playing the game, and not something that helps motivate you to keep playing the game. I know people make this joke a lot, but I'm pretty sure she only likes Kingdom Hearts because she can skip the cutscenes.
You just wanted to shit on the hottest thing because "Edgelord cool, and contrarian cool." And also that YouTuber point? Assassin's creed Shadows says hi even despite having negative press going into it.
Lily's also a YouTuber, so her putting down game reviewers makes no sense.
Sai always pointed out how far Lily is behind on everything. Like graphics discourse is pretty much just null and void at this point. Only Lily would still be stuck on it. Plus that’s not even the current thing in gaming circles now. I would love to see Lily blindly hear about Stop Killing Games and see if she misinterprets it like Jason the roach king.
It reminds me of a running gag on the AVGN's show, portraying him as being behind the times and using outdated technology because he reviews old video games.
To be fair she was stuck in a fire-nation prison after being kidnapped during a raid. From what the show tells and shows us blood-bending was her only way to get out. Its still gross and questionable but understandable. Its everything she does later that makes it worse.
I know, I just thought adding her monologue would help explain how crazy she is.
And that’s where Avatar is such a good show. It talks about the horrors of war… without showing super graphic violence. How war can turn people and make people do things they wouldn’t do under normal circumstances.
Didn't Lily once side with Jet's plan to blow up a Fire Nation village?
Any person could read that and see the creation of blood bending as a polar opposite we’ve seen water bending do which is heal.

Only Lily could miss that big point and see how it rips autonomy as no big deal when it is. Cause she would rip the autonomy of someone if she could.
She only cares about whether a power is cool or not. It's why she's a Sith bootlicker.
Lily's hard to describe to people outside of fandom circles because Lily is basically an IRL two dimensional evil villain and it's absolutely fucking confusing that someone like Lily exists IRL without seeing it firsthand.
The fact that she doesn't get the morals of shows like Steven Universe or She-Ra really shows how little empathy she has.
 
I would love to see Lily blindly hear about Stop Killing Games and see if she misinterprets it like Jason the roach king

I would love it too, but I doubt they haven't heard of it, or how much Jason is burning his audience away because he can't say sorry.

Most likely Peet will steer the fuck away from it as a way to avoid standing out and letting the Joon video be seen by more people.
 
honestly, its been too long since i was a kid watching Nickelodeon, and i was never really into ATLA anyways, but even the stuff that i do know about it shows that I give more of a shit about the actual universe ATLA and LoK take place in than Lily does. The original show even does something more creative with bloodbending than what Lily does, as has been pointed out already.

i dont know, something about this bitch is making me wanna write fanfiction again, even for properties i know little about. her surface level ideas are interesting, as pointed out before, again, but she shows that shes a creature of habit and she keeps turning it into the same story about all powerful lesbians.

Sister Avatars? Neat idea, a million ways you can play on it. A coming of age story about two close sisters who, after one discovers that shes the reincarnation of one of the most powerful people in their world's history, have to deal with themes or growing apart, letting go, accepting that your sibling is their own person? that would be something folks would read, probably in the YA section. Or, you could play on the age old idea that identical twins are one soul split between two bodies- twin Avatars, who both have powers and have to learn to control them together. it would probably have that classic gAang feel of traveling, meeting companions, having filler episodes. I wouldnt trust CawkenBalls-Call to not turn it into twincest if one or both twins are girls.

Wanna do something with Harry Potter? Okay- an AU where a new teacher replaces an old one, just as an example, Severus Snape went on some sort of temporary leave for whatever reason, so they found a new replacement for the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, actually as I was typing it out, I realized i was just typing out what they did with Quirrel in Philosopher's Stone. Replacement DADA professor ends up being revealed as the secret vessel for/working with Voldemort.

Wanna do something in a gritty, realistic Pokemon setting? Years and years ago, I literally read a Pokemon Realistic!AU where two douchebags were selling the mushrooms off of a captive (in a dog cage iirc) Parasect because said mushrooms had psychedelic and hallucinogenic effects when consumed. You can do gritty realism in Pokemon, you just have to handle it right and have some real world experience with what youre writing about. Lily tried to do that in Poke-Shithouse with the Violate arc, but she failed because A she isnt a good enough writer to handle things appropriately or even just do basic research and B the only experience she has IRL to write about.... well, we all remember Violate, right? She wrote that because its the only thing she knows to write about, its her most powerful moment over someone else, and she wants to relive that over and over and over.
tldr on the spoiler: bitch gives me the creeps.
 
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