Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 514 10.3%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 132 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 154 3.1%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,861 37.4%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,280 45.8%

  • Total voters
    4,978
78% of mald's subs this month are gifted. Might see the renewals coming up soon as the month comes to a close, but this extremely high. I don't know enough about twitch sub statistics, but it's just interesting because this one is abnormally high for him. So he is really staying afloat on the generosity of whoever is gifting.
add "propped up by a small number of whales" to the list of dsp similarities.
 
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Sub Count 78% of mald's subs this month are gifted. Might see the renewals coming up soon as the month comes to a close, but this extremely high. I don't know enough about twitch sub statistics, but it's just interesting because this one is abnormally high for him. So he is really staying afloat on the generosity of whoever is gifting.
Did he have something special going on on the 17th? Almost 5k gifted in a day looks mighty suspicious
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I wanna log every sub gifter but I just started 3 days ago logging the chat. Maybe someone who has them for the last 2 month can share them. I want to do a spreadsheet with who gifted the most.
Also he has so many T3 subs. I looked at other big streamer and they dont have that many T3.
He is currently place 5 with 113 T3 subs in the Top 100. Place 27 in overall subs (17,557). One is 25$ multiplied by 113 is 2825. He probably gets a 70% cut of it which is 1977.5$. Insane cult he has
Top 6 T3 Subs
1: Sintica - 174
2 Kai Cenat - 169
3 Mactics - 165
4 caseoh - 146
5 PirateSoftware - 113
6 Viperous - 97

The average in the Top 100 is 29 T3 subs, place 20 is allready 50 T3, place 30 is 29 T3 subs
Interesting. When I hear his reactions to gifted subs it always feels very fake, especially recently. Very possible he's doing some fraudulent gayops to counter the followers hemorrhage.
 
Point of interest. Jason can say that he didn't reimburse Khronos for the hype train donations, but he categorically did. Iirc 50% of that streams donations was dispersed to the mods, according to Mald. This is a form of repayment for the donations. This is against Twitch TOS. Donate to stream, pump hype train beyond it's organic limitations, get money back in a split with other mods once Thor takes his cut... This was posted on the PC discord around the April 1st stream. I'm on mobile and my account in there is an alt on my PC via VPN as banned, so can't double check right now.
 
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Oh yeah, I already forgot. Anyways here's the top gifters as csv, my logs are this month only and missing some days but I took the numbers from the total number twitch shows so it probably isn't missing anything significant
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EDIT: Apparently you can hide the count message on twitch as an option, so this is missing people who have that enabled.
 

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Point of interest. Jason can say that he didn't reimburse Khronos for the hype train donations, but he categorically did. Iirc 50% of that streams donations was dispersed to the mods, according to Mald. This is a form of repayment for the donations. This is against Twitch TOS. Donate to stream, pump hype train beyond it's organic limitations, get money back in a split with other mods once Thor takes his cut... This was posted on the PC discord around the April 1st stream. I'm on mobile and my account in there is an alt on my PC via VPN as banned, so can't double check right now.
Food for thought: he specifically brought up yesterday that aside from the shares of Heartbound that goes to the artists, all the employees get a flat rate. Likely doing it to counter this accusation.
I do remember this percentage thing being said in the past, as you point out, but the only thing I found now is that he used to split tips using https://pally.dev/p/piratesoftware, which is separate. I'm sure more can be dug up.

Here's the clip from yesterday. He specifically talks about it ~1 minute into this clip, but I've kept a bit of the before and after too.


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What's their salary? They're not to be clear

6833
9:53:53,450 --> 9:53:57,500
I'm not going to reveal their salary because that is an awkward moment for them

6834
9:53:57,660 --> 9:54:03,460
If they want to reveal it to they absolutely can they're under no obligation not to that is not covered under their NDA

6835
9:54:03,580 --> 9:54:06,740
They can do whatever they like if they want to tell you how much they make that's fine

6836
9:54:06,740 --> 9:54:09,420
But it's their private information and I don't want people judging them

6837
9:54:09,500 --> 9:54:16,680
Based on information that I say that then brings some weird undo heat on them. They get to choose that not me. Yep

6838
9:54:17,200 --> 9:54:26,610
How many do we have under us 16 employees right now in total? I think including myself. Yeah, go ahead

6839
9:54:26,610 --> 9:54:31,730
Let's get the train alive. No, dude. No one person could not keep the train alive in a level 106 hype train

6840
9:54:31,730 --> 9:54:36,810
They also couldn't keep the train alive on the level 70 hype train on my birthday. That is absolutely not the case

6841
9:54:36,810 --> 9:54:43,810
No, no one person cannot do that. That is you're talking just an insane amount of money. That's no not even close

6842
9:54:51,720 --> 9:54:56,640
Each make 10% of the pirates offers profit. I don't do percentage profit sharing outside of heartbound sales

6843
9:54:57,200 --> 9:55:02,760
This is like the corporation needs to keep a certain amount of money just in case there's a downturn and then I can keep all

6844
9:55:02,760 --> 9:55:07,120
The employees correctly, you know with their page checks, right? That's super important

6845
9:55:07,120 --> 9:55:11,060
You keep a corporate stock for whatever that's going to go on like this corporate amount of money in a ball

6846
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That's the same thing for the ferret rescue too. So if something goes wrong business stops making money

6847
9:55:15,560 --> 9:55:20,320
We have enough money to support the ferret rescue support the moderators until maybe it kicks back up

6848
9:55:20,320 --> 9:55:24,400
We find a different thing that we can do. That's the most important thing. If you're a billionaire, maybe yeah, dude

6849
9:55:24,400 --> 9:55:26,400
If you're a billionaire you do whatever the hell you want who gives a shit at that point

6850
9:55:27,440 --> 9:55:32,160
You don't have to give a shit about any of this at that point man. Like you just whatever that shits wild dude

6851
9:55:32,920 --> 9:55:35,400
billionaire with a B like nah, dude, that's

6852
9:55:36,380 --> 9:55:38,480
That's like ultimate. Fuck you money like

6853
9:55:39,780 --> 9:55:46,700
Where'd you learn business skills being a freelancer? Yeah, I made a lot of mistakes early on in life as a freelancer

6854
9:55:46,700 --> 9:55:48,460
I was homeless at one point lived out of my car

6855
9:55:48,460 --> 9:55:52,420
You learn how to not be a dumbass with your money real quick when you have an experience like that

6856
9:55:52,420 --> 9:55:54,980
So I learned as much as I could about being frugal

6857
9:55:55,140 --> 9:56:00,700
Saving money not being an idiot about that kind of stuff and not like having the emotional moment with cash for that kind of stuff

6858
9:56:00,700 --> 9:56:05,860
And that's it. So yeah, just basically don't be a dumbass with your cash, right?
 
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fuck guys. I think chatterino only logs when people subscribe but not when people gift subs. Does Chatty log people who gift subs?
me stupid. I filterd gifted subs

Oh yeah, I already forgot. Anyways here's the top gifters as csv, my logs are this month only and missing some days but I took the numbers from the total number twitch shows so it probably isn't missing anything significant
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Can you just give me the files for each day? I want to log if they gift t1 to t3

6834
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If they want to reveal it to they absolutely can they're under no obligation not to that is not covered under their NDA

wtf why would they sign a NDA? Is he hiding the ferretschwitz?
 
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title: Pirate Software CAUGHT - Huge Legal Issues (LIVE)

Saved 'cuz this guy is actually a lawyer that passed the bar and makes Jason rapes ferrets jokes :story: , if you're reading this lawyer fella, you a real one and keep up the legal vids. Also has some insights and points to other lawyer arguments that are interesting if you are looking into these fraud....... allegations......
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Point of interest. Jason can say that he didn't reimburse Khronos for the hype train donations, but he categorically did. Iirc 50% of that streams donations was dispersed to the mods, according to Mald. This is a form of repayment for the donations. This is against Twitch TOS. Donate to stream, pump hype train beyond it's organic limitations, get money back in a split with other mods once Thor takes his cut... This was posted on the PC discord around the April 1st stream. I'm on mobile and my account in there is an alt on my PC via VPN as banned, so can't double check right now.
 

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I'm morbidly curious where this "store all game state in a giant array" idea came from because it's not something a inexperienced programmer would come up with (they would probably just have a fuckload of global variables which is 100x better), but it's also definitely not something an experienced programmer would come up with. So who came up with it? We have a paradox on our hands.
He took a c++ udemy course and said "This is how to gamedev"
 
Thor is an extremely common mans name in Norway. People don't get complexes over it. Just like people don't get complexes over being named after Jason, the mythical hero and leader of the Argonauts. Spaniards don't get delusions of grandeur due to being named Jesus. Unless your parents make up a completely new name for you, you're probably named after someone else, likely a god or hero. There's nothing wrong with his name. What's wrong with him is that he's a knobhead.
Consider this though, america and Norway are quite different places and names have different meanings and or cultural impact in different places.

Literally like you said, for a Spaniard to be named Jesus it’s nothing, but if a white American was named Jesus, it shows his parents are fucking insane.

So it is very gay and cringe for him to larp as thor, as a fat retarded American with greasy black hair, regardless if the name is popular in Norway.
 
For past couple of days he doing some weird Minecraft programing and fail at it horribly, making immortal npc, no doing good job with basic math.

And I love that almost 80% of bans are now autobans.

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And his chat looks like they regressing.
 
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