Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[AI Wendigo]

Thor is not his name. His parents named him Jason. His dad calls him Jason. "Thor" is a larp name he chose for himself and it's cringe to be larping a cool name when you are pushing 40.

From what's been established, Thor is his real name. It's just his real middle name that he's choosing to go by because it sounds "cooler" than being called Jason. There was a post earlier in the thread, if memory serves, about how his dad was obsessed with the capeshit Thor and that's where it comes from.

 

[blargenheimer]

Good thing you got the screenshot, because that's already gone.
Someone had archived it with archive.md, but it didn't catch the second tweet, so I archived it since it was still up.

Thanks, didn't think it was that important, but after I posted it somebody left another new comment stating Jason had a Kiwifarms thread. That must have given the author the ick, so thanks whichever faggot here that was.

Thor is not his name.

If this is late my bad. It's old news, but funny anyway.

Bro is a legit cuck. Drives a prius yikes.

 

[Kharash]

From what's been established, Thor is his real name. It's just his real middle name that he's choosing to go by because it sounds "cooler" than being called Jason. There was a post earlier in the thread, if memory serves, about how his dad was obsessed with the capeshit Thor and that's where it comes from.

I think that was Metzen.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jason...wich-witness-x-potatosec.197757/post-21954530

 

[PrestonHolt]

That must have given the author the ick,

Imagine outing yourself a guy who got cucked by Mald, no wonder he'd delete that post.

 

[AI Wendigo]

I think that was Metzen.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jason...wich-witness-x-potatosec.197757/post-21954530

That's even stranger when you think about it. Guy has a co-worker obsessed with Thor, and then his son is using the same name as his super 1337 hacker persona online.

 

[babadook]

Anyone else waiting for the reveal that he's balding and wears a wig?

Can he give it to Bimmy once he's done?

 

[tarzor]

didn't think it was that important

still, you shouldve ghostarchived it if you thought it was important enough to share

 

[MegaFaggot]

I'm kind of surprised there aren't any dickpicks or nudes leaked of him yet, with degenerates like him that's usually one of the first things that happens. Especially since he seems to have fucked everyone's girlfriends/boyfriends.

He can still go the narcissa route and become a troon, maybe he'll go through third puberty and grow tits?

 

[Unimaginative Username]

So Mald is an easy win for Cow of the Year, right?

Five months is practically an eternity with everything that's happening this year. More than enough time for Karl Jobst to get arrested for bankruptcy fraud, for Rekieta to get busted trying to hire a hitman to rub out Aaron Imholte, or for Anisa and Anisa's husband* to get sued or even indicted for Creator Clash fraud.

*For some reason, reading this phrase always results in my mind's ear hearing Hank Hill saying it like it's "propane and propane accessories".

I knew all of this but every time I hear it again I am again horrified. His wife goes through cancer and he cheats on her, and talks about how "horrifying" and "hard" it all was. Absolute inhuman levels of evil, there. I hope he gets ass cancer from being blasted up the ass, and he fucking dies from it. He doesn't deserve better.

I hope one of the ferrets bites his dick while being sexually assaulted and it results in gangrene, leading to painful death or humiliating amputation (and a resultant troonout cope saga).

 

[itogi]

He can still go the narcissa route and become a troon, maybe he'll go through third puberty and grow tits?

Mald would never willingly drop the deep voice grift, his narcissism wouldn't allow it.

 

[ArisenShitman]

Mald would never willingly drop the deep voice grift, his narcissism wouldn't allow it.

There's plenty of troons on Twitch that have she/her pronouns and make zero attempts at being female complete with facial hair and a deep voice. This wouldn't stop him. If anything his ego wouldn't allow him to troon out.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Five months is practically an eternity with everything that's happening this year. More than enough time for Karl Jobst to get arrested for bankruptcy fraud, for Rekieta to get busted trying to hire a hitman to rub out Aaron Imholte, or for Anisa and Anisa's husband* to get sued or even indicted for Creator Clash fraud.

*For some reason, reading this phrase always results in my mind's ear hearing Hank Hill saying it like it's "propane and propane accessories".

I hope one of the ferrets bites his dick while being sexually assaulted and it results in gangrene, leading to painful death or humiliating amputation (and a resultant troonout cope saga).

5 more months for stuff to come out about Mald too

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Archive

There is no end to these sloptubers.

Sub Count 78% of mald's subs this month are gifted. Might see the renewals coming up soon as the month comes to a close, but this extremely high. I don't know enough about twitch sub statistics, but it's just interesting because this one is abnormally high for him. So he is really staying afloat on the generosity of whoever is gifting.

 

[KosherFarms.net]

One of Thor's ferrets called 'Fig' has died.

You'd think by now he'd give them some blue mushrooms or a mana potion. Guess he's hogging them all to himself after the incident.

 

[MightBeJoel]

You'd think by now he'd give them some blue mushrooms or a mana potion. Guess he's hogging them all to himself after the incident.

I guess one of them died to lack of mana

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

I guess one of them died to lack of mana

I'm guessing lack of mana is a euphemism for prolapsed anus?

 

[Tim The Enchanter]

The fact he cheated on his wife by banging a gay furry over 10 years younger than him.
shows he is a sexual degen

He was cheating on his wife with Shaye, then cheated on the both of them with the 10yr younger gay furry.

Said furry found out Jason had a wife, (was it from Shaye??? I can't remember, was too thorough in bleaching the yif role play from my brain) so asked Jason wtf was going on because he wasn't comfortable being a homewrecker and Jason somehow pretzled himself into being the victim and yelling at the furry for stalking and general "insane behaviour" and noped tf out because how dare you criticise almighty Mald.

Insane behaviour dude.

 

[Luecke]

Sub Count 78% of mald's subs this month are gifted. Might see the renewals coming up soon as the month comes to a close, but this extremely high. I don't know enough about twitch sub statistics, but it's just interesting because this one is abnormally high for him. So he is really staying afloat on the generosity of whoever is gifting.

I wanna log every sub gifter but I just started 3 days ago logging the chat. Maybe someone who has them for the last 2 month can share them. I want to do a spreadsheet with who gifted the most.
Also he has so many T3 subs. I looked at other big streamer and they dont have that many T3.
He is currently place 5 with 113 T3 subs in the Top 100. Place 27 in overall subs (17,557). One is 25$ multiplied by 113 is 2825. He probably gets a 70% cut of it which is 1977.5$. Insane cult he has
Top 6 T3 Subs
1: Sintica - 174
2 Kai Cenat - 169
3 Mactics - 165
4 caseoh - 146
5 PirateSoftware - 113
6 Viperous - 97

The average in the Top 100 is 29 T3 subs, place 20 is allready 50 T3, place 30 is 29 T3 subs

 

[deadass2.0]

Idk if this was true got it from facebook

He living like God damn asmon

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=4487969791430726&id=1647887252105675