Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[TrainWreckWatcher]

He took a c++ udemy course and said "This is how to gamedev"

That's too much for him.
I think he khan academdied it at 2x speed.

 

[finnoid retard]

That's too much for him.
I think he khan academdied it at 2x speed.

would he deliberately have taken the c++ course so he can learn terms like "polymorphism" so he can pretend he knows what hes talking about with him pulling it into assembly, finding the code cave (because he somehow needs to use empty memory in the binary of the 1337 h4x), removing the polymorphic (not to be confused with polymorphism but he wouldnt know the difference as he's a fat fucking retard), to fit it into Warden so he can say "thats how you game dev guys" *stretches* "insane behaviour dude, shit tier behaviour not believeing how good i am"

 

[Two Frogs]

"thats how you game dev guys" *stretches* "insane behaviour dude, shit tier behaviour not believeing how good i am"

nooooo you don't understand, his code is shit because he's hiding an ARG inside it, that's how good he is

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Here's another site that breaks it down more.
Twitchstats.net
I'm not sure what shared and non shared means. Is that Prime?

Did he have something special going on on the 17th? Almost 5k gifted in a day looks mighty suspicious
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So according to TwitchStats, in the month of July only, he's only gotten an income of close to $22,000. And he's got 17 employees and paying benefits for each of them?

Even if he keeps pulling $30,000 each month from here on out, that's only $360,000/yr. If you just divide the salaries up evenly without paying taxes, it's only $21,176/yr for a salary. That comes to roughly $10.60/hr based on a 2000 hour work year.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

So according to TwitchStats, in the month of July only, he's only gotten an income of close to $22,000. And he's got 17 employees and paying benefits for each of them?

Even if he keeps pulling $30,000 each month, that's only $360,000/yr. If you just divide the salaries up evenly without paying taxes, it's only $21,176/yr for a salary. That comes to roughly $10.60/hr based on a 2000 hour work year.

Supposedly 15 employees apart from him, but I haven't cross checked (doesn't really matter that much)
And there's the YT revenue, the twitch Ferret stream and also the Heartbound sales (kek).

Also, he probably pays Kronos more than the others.
Jake might get more as well, since he is both a mod and a dev (the only dev).

Anyway you slice it, it's running dry. Again, who hires 15 fucking jannies.

 

[Billy Bong]

He might want to adjust his sub goal to get with the times. It's starting to look ridiculous.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

Supposedly 15 employees apart from him, but I haven't cross checked (doesn't really matter that much)
And there's the YT revenue, the twitch Ferret stream and also the Heartbound sales (kek).

Also, he probably pays Kronos more than the others.
Jake might get more as well, since he is both a mod and a dev (the only dev).

Anyway you slice it, it's running dry. Again, who hires 15 fucking jannies.

I'd consider Heartbound negligible. Everyone is just playing it and returning it to fuck with him.
Twitch money is definitely gonna be running low.
I forgot about YouTube. SocialBlade shows way better earnings then. That's really what's keeping the operation alive. His retarded shorts that go out daily and everyone fucking watches, and most people use the app, so no adblocking.

 

[Luecke]

So according to TwitchStats, in the month of July only, he's only gotten an income of close to $22,000. And he's got 17 employees and paying benefits for each of them?

Even if he keeps pulling $30,000 each month from here on out, that's only $360,000/yr. If you just divide the salaries up evenly without paying taxes, it's only $21,176/yr for a salary. That comes to roughly $10.60/hr based on a 2000 hour work year.

Hm I dont think the stats on the site are correct. Most big streamers got a 70/30 split. The sites counts with a 60/40 split and it just uses the cost of T1 subs. That is just the income for subs without tax. You need to include YouTube and donations
Im going to list how much money he makes of Subs for each month. I will include bits too if the logs have them
On TwitchTracker is following

I multiplied by 3.5 which is 70% of 5$. But this doesnt include regional price difference. If he gets subs in Turkey, he gets way less money than a sub from US/EU. Not sure if they get only 2.5$ from prime
T1 = 32 322$
Prime = 3146$
T2 = 140$
T3 = 577$

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

I'd consider Heartbound negligible. Everyone is just playing it and returning it to fuck with him.
Twitch money is definitely gonna be running low.
I forgot about YouTube. SocialBlade shows way better earnings then. That's really what's keeping the operation alive. His retarded shorts that go out daily and everyone fucking watches, and most people use the app, so no adblocking.

Hm I dont think the stats on the site are correct. Most big streamers got a 70/30 split. The sites counts with a 60/40 split and it just uses the cost of T1 subs. That is just the income for subs without tax. You need to include YouTube and donations
Im going to list how much money he makes of Subs for each month. I will include bits too if the logs have them

Yeah, YT is a big one, with the shorts, super chats and everything.

But consider also all of the spendings on his land/ferretauschwitz, and the fact he's investing to construct the largest """rescue""" in the US.

Additionally, I know he had plans of buying one "mod house" for all mods to live rent-free (hellhole) which I'm not sure how that went.

Sure, maybe he has money from his dad or whatever. It will still be nice to see him downsizing.

 

[ScurvyRat]

So Mald is an easy win for Cow of the Year, right?

Bossman cucked yet again

 

[Facom]

@Aurellia Spaghettellia
They are salaried but the April 1st stream they 100% received a cut of the hype train donations. I remember Mald saying it in a Discord post. Need to locate before he deletes

Khronos donated around 2k didn't he? Can't remember exact numbers. Anyway, conclusive proof in image below, that Khronos gained back all the funds, or a portion of the funds, he donated to pump up the hype train beyond organic levels. Refunded by Jason, using the proceeds of the hype train for which Khronos donated into. Breach of ToS, on Jason and Khronos's part, and any other mods who also donated to the hype train. Also highly unethical and scummy.

Jason has been lying through his teeth on all of these clips where he says Khronos was not reimbursed for the donations he made to the hype train.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Khronos donated around 2k didn't he? Can't remember exact numbers. Anyway, conclusive proof in image below, that Khronos was gained back all the funds, or a portion of the funds, he donated to pump up the hype train beyond organic levels. Refunded by Jason, using the proceeds of the hype train for which Khronos donated into.

I believe it was pretty much 2.5k, which ends up being the same as he got back. Nice find.
So Khronos contributed for at least 3% (I'm being incredibly generous) of the hypetrain for free.

 

[Luecke]

@Aurellia Spaghettellia
They are salaried but the April 1st stream they 100% received a cut of the hype train donations. I remember Mald saying it in a Discord post. Need to locate before he deleted

Maldy said that ALL donations go the mods and only sub/ad money goes to him. But this was probably a lie. Also edit your post instead of making a new one

Different Topic. When counting the subs, some are gifting 3 months of sub to one guy. So that should be counted as 3 subs instead of one, or?
Found this insane behaivour. 2 seconds apart, two gift themselves 3 months of subs
[20:52:06] DarkAuraZA gifted 3 months of a Tier 1 sub to spaceunicornza! They've gifted 10 months in the channel.
[20:52:08] space_unicornza gifted 3 months of a Tier 1 sub to DarkAuraZA! They've gifted 9 months in the channel.

 

[Internet-Denizen]

Anyone have thoughts on the thing this guy is asking the former Blizzard chick about?

Tweet
Timestamped vod from Dec 2023

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This seems like something she would either know about, or be able to refute. I've no idea if he's mentioned this bifrost "device" anywhere else.
(Edit: fixed audio codec)

 

[30+GameOvers]

I'd consider Heartbound negligible. Everyone is just playing it and returning it to fuck with him.
Twitch money is definitely gonna be running low.
I forgot about YouTube. SocialBlade shows way better earnings then. That's really what's keeping the operation alive. His retarded shorts that go out daily and everyone fucking watches, and most people use the app, so no adblocking.

So the only fans of Jason are genuine retarded subhumans then, gotcha. Nobody else unironically watches shorts, let alone with no adblock on.

 

[fukkit]

Khronos donated around 2k didn't he? Can't remember exact numbers. Anyway, conclusive proof in image below, that Khronos gained back all the funds, or a portion of the funds, he donated to pump up the hype train beyond organic levels. Refunded by Jason, using the proceeds of the hype train for which Khronos donated into. Breach of ToS, on Jason and Khronos's part, and any other mods who also donated to the hype train. Also highly unethical and scummy.

Jason has been lying through his teeth on all of these clips where he says Khronos was not reimbursed for the donations he made to the hype train.

This is from his failed record attempt this year. The current drama is from the gay train from over a year ago

 

[Luecke]

Local:
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This seems like something she would either know about, or be able to refute. I've no idea if he's mentioned this bifrost "device" anywhere else.

there is no sound?

 

[MercuryMan]

He took a c++ udemy course and said "This is how to gamedev"

Nah he just copy pasted the shitty GML global array from Toby Fox.
Probably took a YAML tutorial at best.

 

[Facom]

This is from his failed record attempt this year. The current drama is from the gay train from over a year ago

Do you know the date of the gay train? There may be a similar discord message regarding that one

 

[Internet-Denizen]

there is no sound?

Reupped with different codec, it's working now.