Sam Hyde

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How long will nestoids continue to analyze one meagre table flip, and how its consequences have been a disaster for sketch comedians, and the human race? How long will they bizarrely glaze a shabbos goy who played mentally deficient white guys for decades in the most jewish media ever produced, before disappearing from public consciousness, only to reappear in the most disgraceful form of media of all, the podcast? Only time will tell. In the mean time, we can reflect on the 1000 iq strategems employed by a man who is famous in part for a bit where he drinks a guy's piss because he's retarded, in a movie called, quite on the nose, dumb and dumber.
What's funny is that these kinda seethe posts are more mock worthy than Sam lookin like a goof on a goofy podcast. Just as fucking gay and retarded as the spergs who think Sam somehow tanked his career or ruined opportunities he never cared about to begin with. It's painfully obvious you types are genuinely mad and it's pathetic.
 
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Your edaddy is 40.
Since Sam Hyde is old now, can I tell him to fuck off? It is pretty funny.
You are free to do what you like, don't ask my permission. A right wing art kid is what he is, just like even though you are not currently fellating anyone, you are still a faggot.

This amount of Wigger Worship is getting out of hand. Sam is not about to save the white race by being unfunny on a comedy podcast promoting his unfunny show. Sam Hyde is not your dad, you are getting paid 0 dollars and 0 cents to defend him, he does not even know you exist.

You janny his reputation for free.

You do it for free.

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In what deranged fantasy world does me calling you retarded produce this bizarre psychoanalysis? I am just commenting on a situation the same way you are, but am less retarded. You are even posting emojis at me like you are part of some sort of hive mind, undifferentiated mass of sub humanity. You don't know what a janny is, because I have no power to janny anything and am simply giving my opinion on visible, obvious stupidity. You do not have a mind capable of original thought, evidenced by your immediate appeal to non applicable memes, and you, lastly sir, are gay.
 
In what deranged fantasy world does me calling you retarded produce this bizarre psychoanalysis? I am just commenting on a situation the same way you are, but am less retarded. You are even posting emojis at me like you are part of some sort of hive mind, undifferentiated mass of sub humanity. You don't know what a janny is, because I have no power to janny anything and am simply giving my opinion on visible, obvious stupidity. You do not have a mind capable of original thought, evidenced by your immediate appeal to non applicable memes, and you, lastly sir, are gay.
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What's funny is that these kinda seethe posts are more mock worthy than Sam lookin like a goof on a goofy podcast. Just as fucking gay and retarded as the spergs who think Sam somehow tanked his career or ruined opportunities he never cared about to begin with. It's painfully obvious you types are genuinely mad and it's pathetic.
Based on what, exactly? I can tell you I'm not mad, but you are unlikely to believe it. What is there even to be mad about?
 
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Based on what, exactly? I can tell you I'm not mad, but you are unlikely to believe it. What is there even to be mad about?
They have built up this bogeyman that if you don't believe that this is the most embarrassing moment in history and that it will be the ruination of MDE, you're actually just a coping seething fanboy with daddy issues that sees Sam Hyde as a father figure.
 
I like Sam’s comedy but he is the biggest hypocrite in the world. He made a big fuss of shaming the creepy guy Brandon on fishtank about the child drag stuff (which I agree with is fucked up), but it’s ok for Sam to have sex with teenagers? (Allegedly). Teens are still children.
Him clutching his pearls on Harland’s podcast about a joke about Catholic priests was so silly as well. This larp as a “Christian” is annoying because no true Christian would act like Sam Hyde. But I guess it’s “bit” or somethin’.
 
They have built up this bogeyman that if you don't believe that this is the most embarrassing moment in history and that it will be the ruination of MDE, you're actually just a coping seething fanboy with daddy issues that sees Sam Hyde as a father figure.
Most striking to me is the sudden attachment to Harland Williams and the interpretation of his bumbling as some sort of genius rhetorical satire. I can guarantee virtually nobody who is commenting on the "downfall" of the mde guys has any prior interest in this weird servile bit player of early 2000s gross out comedy, as I alluded to in my previous post. I also think, with that in mind, Sam's repeated references to judaism were not necessarily random, but one can only guess.
 
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I can guarantee virtually nobody who is commenting on the "downfall" of the mde guys has any prior interest in this weird servile bit player of early 2000s gross out comedy, as I alluded to in my previous post.
No actually I think people are allowed to lol, rofl and also lmao at sam hyde's retard spergout without being a Harland Williams Trivia Buff. You didn't know anything about Harland before this, so why are you commenting on it? See how retarded you are that is?
 
No actually I think people are allowed to lol, rofl and also lmao at sam hyde's retard spergout without being a Harland Williams Trivia Buff. You didn't know anything about Harland before this, so why are you commenting on it? See how retarded you are that is?
The irony of someone who cannot read calling me retarded. I am familiar with Williams, and have found his recent return to comedy spotlight perplexing, as it feels that cultural period is mercifully dead and buried. Hopefully next sam hyde can flip over jim carrey's table and build a nest inside it.
 
All the fucking zoomers in this thread who didn't know who Harland was before he fucked with the illustrious Samuel Hyde seem to be either: a) unironic e-daddy nutwashers, or b) deranged a-logs.

The first group is baffling in a generic mental illness way and makes me laugh, but the second group is even more confusing to me since I sympathize with the basic premise that the indomitable Samuel Hyde is a fucking retard with severe masculinity issues. No, this is not the end of MDE. It's simply viral because the unshakeable puppet master Samuel Hyde showed a crack in the larp. Honestly it might still be benefitting MDE overall just because its hardening their already cultish paypig base.

Harland was funny in Freddy Got Fingered etc, and I've followed him and watched this podcast on and off for a year or so. When I saw a thumbnail with the ineffable Samuel Hyde I knew he wouldn't be able to keep up. It's really as simple as that. No, Harland is not a jew, nor is he a jewish golem. He's just a goofy old guard Canadian who doesn't see a problem working within the jewish system and monetizing his shit if it means doing the things he loves like comedy, animation, etc. Even still, he's pretty edgy all things considered, and manages to stay semi-mainstream from being silly and keeping plausible deniability for a lot of his antics. Tom Green and Norm had the same approach.

Point being, this whole saga has really put into perspective how retarded a lot of you are. Without all the seethe and cope from each extreme camp this would just be a one-off miss for the impregnable Samuel Hyde and nothing more. Extreme peace is still successful and even though its kinda boomer / gen x political masturbation shit, it's pretty funny and aesthetic.
 
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Extremely disappointing. Out of all possible strategies to take they took the most retarded one. Even just ignoring it would be better than pretending to be an idiot who doesn't understand what's going on. Or, like Nick on his stream, making up fake arguments and sarcastically destroying them.
 
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