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TrainwreckAnisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches
It is amazing how an arrogant prick like Ethan can somehow look like The Good Guy because of how utterly sociopathic and deranged his critics are. I'm no fan of Ethan, but Jesus Christ I wouldn't wish the ire of Bad Empanada or FroggyTonic on anyone. They are their own level of completely fucking loony and obnoxiously insufferable. Just weapons-grade smarminess.
Deadmonton is its own brand of miserable. Boiling hot in the summer and freeze yer balls off in the winter. My mum grew up not far from there, it's rough climate-wise. Record highs of 100F and record lows of -57F. Plus, PNW has mountains, rainforests, and beautiful coast. Edmonton has... not much.
Deadmonton is its own brand of miserable. Boiling hot in the summer and freeze yer balls off in the winter. My mum grew up not far from there, it's rough climate-wise. Record highs of 100F and record lows of -57F. Plus, PNW has mountains, rainforests, and beautiful coast. Edmonton has... not much.
The "shoot to wound" talking point is the dumbest most fundamentally flawed line of reasoning ever conceived.
If you decide to use a lethal weapon, the situation by definition must require use of lethal force. If a situation doesn't require lethal force then you shouldn't be using a lethal weapon. If you tell a judge "no I wasn't trying to kill him, just stop him!" the judge is going to ask you "then why the fuck were you shooting him you gorilla nigger?" and send you to prison.
It's literally the entire reason non-lethal and less-lethal tools exist.
"Shoot to wound" "aim for the leg" "shoot the knife out of their hand"
You can always tell these faggots have never even been remotely close to a gun, or have any understanding of shooting whatsoever beyond faggy movies and TV shows
FroggyTonic is a sniveling little faggot worthy of his own thread. Here’s him justifying CPS visiting the Kleins, this is just a couple of instances View attachment 7677274 View attachment 7677276
Him crying after people are making fun of his gay outfit
Just another retarded French faggot take, against shooting to kill, but believes the US needs to “organize paramilitarily”, has probably never touched a gun
FroggyTonic is a sniveling little faggot worthy of his own thread. Here’s him justifying CPS visiting the Kleins, this is just a couple of instances View attachment 7677274 View attachment 7677276
Him crying after people are making fun of his gay outfit
Just another retarded French faggot take, against shooting to kill, but believes the US needs to “organize paramilitarily”, has probably never touched a gun
"All about having teeth" says the motherfucker that no doubt would call the cops the second another dude would step to him and test his words. This gay online posturing doesn't work when people know what you look and dress like IRL. Fucking shrimp.
The slavs have some aspic dish that's pretty great, sadly can't remember the name right now. Has meat in it and you put paprika or cayenne on it, was quite good the couple of times i had it. As always with food, tastes vary and i can totally understand someone being put off by those kind of dishes.
Kind of shocked it took us until almost 4K pages to realize she probably has a piss fetish Uh, this puts accounts of her giving Ian food that makes him shit a lot in a darker light what in the absolute fuck.
To note; I wouldn't consider myself a baker. I understand how to bake and like to make an occasional dessert.
Reposting the recipe for reference. Since Anisa likes to half ass everything, I will too. I'll be using whatever I can find in my kitchen. I'll also be following her recipe as she wrote it.
Right off the bat, like a couple of other have mentioned, why would you use olive oil in a dessert? If anything you'd use a flavorless oil like vegetable, or even something lightly flavored like coconut. We'll see how this goes. Maybe the coco covers up the taste or something.
If anyone is interested in a cake recipe that's great for beginners I highly recommend "depression cake", "wacky cake", "wartime cake". People like to call it the OG vegan recipe since it doesn't use milk, eggs or butter (the frosting isn't, it uses butter): Link
Second, gluten free flour and regular flour aren't 1 to 1 exactly. The protein structure is different depending on the type of gluten free flour you use. We'll assume she was using a blend.
Here are notes I took while I made it. Tried not to substitute or leave things out unless I had no choice or absolutely didn't want to waste ingredients on a meme:
- ... Normally I would have two bowls to mix wet and dry separately, no mention of it being important so to save dishes I'm mixing wet directly into dry in a single bowl.
- LMAO where did the random 75g of Coco powder come from when the rest is in US metric? I didn't even catch that at first. Okayyyyyy. So about a 1/3 of a cup.
- Salt. Hell yeah, let's whip out that delicious kosher salt.
-Whisking the dry before adding the wet.
-No regular whole milk, but I have some chocolate! Also do they drink whole milk regularly? I hope not, shit's not great for IBS.
-Used the last of my olive oil, made me sad because I have a feeling it's not going to be worth it.
-You made me waste my chocolate milk for a meme, I'm not wasting my vanilla bean paste. Using some extract instead. It's not like it's gonna make that big of a difference.
-Whisking everything together. Consistency seems fine, maybe on the thicker side for a cake.
-Since the recipe uses olive oil I suppose that's what I should grease the pan with? Kek I have no idea but I guess that's what I'll try
-Time to pop it in the oven. See if I can make something presentable out it. Probably not a round cake, but it'll be something. Be back in 60 minutes.
While I'm waiting, I recently tried a recipe for Knafeh that was suggested to me by a very kind kiwi. I couldn't find knafeh dough. Tried to make it myself and fucked up, so I substituted with normal phyllo dough. Next time I'm going to take the time to make it properly because holy shit it was excellent. Recipe link
Back to baking
-Why only the recipe for the cake and not the frosting? Okay guess I can do whatever. I don't have heavy whipping cream, so it's either gonna be cream cheese or butter cream depending on what I prefer to throw away.
-Fuck it, use a bit of both. She made some shit up so I will too.
-For anyone interested this is what I ended up doing for the frosting:
•8 oz (225 g) cream cheese, softened
•1/2 cup (1 stick / 113 g) unsalted butter, softened
•2–2.5 cups (240–300 g) powdered sugar (adjust to taste/thickness)
•1 tsp vanilla extract
•Pinch of salt (optional, enhances
flavor)
-Starting to smell the cake, I can definitely smell a little olive oil. LMAO oh no
-Took it out of the oven. The olive oils smell isn't as strong but it's still detectable.
-Oh my God. I'm not sure how to explain what I just put in mouth. I'm cutting it up to make it presentable. I tried some of the shavings I won't use. You guys I cannot properly explain how gross this tastes. The chocolate cake itself is not terrible, maybe a bit on the dry side. It's like I ate a that with a shot of olive oil. I had to spit it out. Maybe the frosting and cherry filling will cover it up more.
-I'm realizing now that she didn't include the cherry filling in her recipe. I'm not redoing it, at this point I don't want to waste anymore good ingredients on this gross shit lol. I'm throwing some cherry spread/jam on the side to dip it in. It's not like it'll make a difference. Fuck.
-Totally not crying that I'm wasting frosting on this
-I was going to make the cake look a lot nicer. I have absolutely no fucks left to give. I put it on the plate upside down so there's fucking crumbs in the frosting. It feels criminal to continue to put effort into this. I really don't think cherries and frosting are going to make it any better. My poor ingredients! I used the last of my fucking olive oil for this.
Here it is pre cut:
Here's a slice with some jam:
Impressions after my first bite:
I will start with a rare compliment. The cake itself isn't bad. Like I said earlier, a bit dry but decent frosting can help that.
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU USE OLIVE OIL??????? I actually got angry taking a bite. I'm trying, I can't eat it. I had to spit it out again. The oil flavor does not compliment anything else in the recipe. It tastes like I'm eating normal cake after taking a fucking shot of olive oil. Pro tip for anyone who wants to bake, USE A FLAVORLESS FUCKING OIL. I don't know who ate that but either they have the inability to taste or she threw it away for a photo op.
It's okay to use a recipe as a base and add your own touches. You just need to know how flavors and recipes work before you can be successful.
Overall score:
Would've been like a C, the olive oil completely ruines it. Legit if she used vegetable oil this would be at least edible.
Next time champ
I wanted to add a note to clarify: she said to put 1 cup of olive oil into the batter. It was less about the flavor of the oil itself and more about the amount. The best I can describe it is that it's like putting too much salt in a soup. Even if the rest of the soup is okay, it overwhelms the other ingredients.
Could some kind moderating soul add this to the list of titles of the thread, right next to Poo-Pants Swastika Boy? Truly a Bonnie and Clyde of Internet fuckuppery.
Genuinely what the fuck. Is this like, an attempt of fetish content? Why isn't she even attempting to cover up or have someone bring her new pants while she waits in the bathroom?? Was embarrassing Ian for "shitting his pants" her projecting because she actually pisses herself in public at her big age?