Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Forklift Certified]

I think based on the amount of (recent) ferret deaths, we're only 1 alog phonecall away from jason getting a lil knock knock about his furry fleshlights.

The claim already made, he addressed that during one of his SKG meltdown... Question is this claim just shaping as a general opinion or authoritys already following trough... ?

 

[Burnt Effigy]

I'm no fancy programmer but this looks like it could be done via common groups.


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YAML is a hellish language that is the worst combination between a configuration language and a programming language.
It does have Anchor nodes (nodes you can reuse) and Alias nodes (places where you reuse said nodes), but you cannot do partial edition on aliases.
MythicMobs, the plugin he's using, doesn't have an easy answer to partially inheriting skills, unless you program them in yourself.

Now, this should have all been done in pure Java in the first place, seeing the performance of his server (tickrate is unstable with 64 players ffs), but mald already suffers enough with GML, do you really think he'd be able to make anything substantial in Java?

 

[Jester Who Didn't Laugh]

YAML is a hellish language that is the worst combination between a configuration language and a programming language.
It does have Anchor nodes (nodes you can reuse) and Alias nodes (places where you reuse said nodes), but you cannot do partial edition on aliases.
MythicMobs, the plugin he's using, doesn't have an easy answer to partially inheriting skills, unless you program them in yourself.

Now, this should have all been done in pure Java in the first place, seeing the performance of his server (tickrate is unstable with 64 players ffs), but mald already suffers enough with GML, do you really think he'd be able to make anything substantial in Java?

That maybe true but I know for fact that you can code plugins in almost all variation of C or Python, there even was some madlad who did plugins for MC back in day in VBA.
He is working on framework that looks like middle school level assigment.

On another thing, does anyone know why he is being called?

 

[ScurvyRat]

The claim already made, he addressed that during one of his SKG meltdown... Question is this claim just shaping as a general opinion or authoritys already following trough... ?

Mald is full of shit. He's fucking lying. If he got a real visit from the authorities he would be kvetching about it NON STOP

 

[p1138]

So now Mald's sycophants are mass flagging people for pointing out his bullshit

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=cxmd5ItkvQs

 

[Not Funny]

That maybe true but I know for fact that you can code plugins in almost all variation of C or Python, there even was some madlad who did plugins for MC back in day in VBA.
He is working on framework that looks like middle school level assigment.

On another thing, does anyone know why he is being called?

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Manaroach?

Short answer is the hardcore WoW shit. He wouldn't use his mana gem as a mage to help his party as they were running out of a dungeon and 2 people died. He was maybe also intentionally casting spells to waste his mana to seem like he didn't have any.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Some """custom hardware""" lore, sort of. According to Mald, he was such an amazing "automation engineer" that at some point he had 6 (six) PCs (or 4, he's not sure) in his gigacubicle. Despite that, the "perception" from his coworkers was that he was completely useless (this I believe) and because of that, he didn't get what he (fucking) deserved, so the only thing left for him was to leave the department. But not before telling his manager (who was the only one to see Mald's incredible awesomeness) to DO HIS (FUCKING) JOB!!!!11111oneone

Spoiler: Sources

https://youtu.be/qp9XM_rjkto?t=6290

https://youtu.be/CRuKcwHmycA?t=16738

https://youtu.be/HPHSDAjpnE4?t=31088

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

That maybe true but I know for fact that you can code plugins in almost all variation of C or Python, there even was some madlad who did plugins for MC back in day in VBA.
He is working on framework that looks like middle school level assigment.

On another thing, does anyone know why he is being called?

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Manaroach?

Short answer is the hardcore WoW shit. He wouldn't use his mana gem as a mage to help his party as they were running out of a dungeon and 2 people died. He was maybe also intentionally casting spells to waste his mana to seem like he didn't have any.

Obligatory masterpiece

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Some """custom hardware""" lore, sort of. According to Mald, he was such an amazing "automation engineer" that at some point he had 6 (six) PCs (or 4, he's not sure) in his gigacubicle. Despite that, the "perception" from his coworkers was that he was completely useless (this I believe) and because of that, he didn't get what he (fucking) deserved, so the only thing left for him was to leave the department. But not before telling his manager (who was the only one to see Mald's incredible awesomeness) to DO HIS (FUCKING) JOB!!!!11111oneone

I wish I could rate informative and lunacy simultaneously. WHAT A RETARD. Good clips.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

Some """custom hardware""" lore, sort of. According to Mald, he was such an amazing "automation engineer" that at some point he had 6 (six) PCs (or 4, he's not sure) in his gigacubicle. Despite that, the "perception" from his coworkers was that he was completely useless (this I believe) and because of that, he didn't get what he (fucking) deserved, so the only thing left for him was to leave the department. But not before telling his manager (who was the only one to see Mald's incredible awesomeness) to DO HIS (FUCKING) JOB!!!!11111oneone
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Spoiler: Sources

https://youtu.be/qp9XM_rjkto?t=6290

https://youtu.be/CRuKcwHmycA?t=16738

https://youtu.be/HPHSDAjpnE4?t=31088

I work in corpo IT. Your colleagues are the first to see when you are not pulling your weight. Managers are last to notice or hear about it. What normally happens is, if someone is not doing their job for a few quorters, the coworkers around them become resentful and start asking themselves, why am I busting ass, when this retard isn't doing shit and he still gets paid, same as me? For a long while no one wants to point fingers and complain, because that is not looked on kindly in grown up corpo world.

Anyway, after a few quorters (or years) of this, eventually the teammates become resentfuland demoralized enough that they say something to the manager. And the manager realizes they have a slacker on the team. Then you get put on a PIP. And then if you are a retard you stay, and if you have 2 braincells, you leave before they fire you.

I don't believe for a second that Mald's coworkers had a "perception" of him not doing his job, while his manager was glazing him and telling him he was doing great. He was probably put on a PIP or just told he needs to start delivering, or else. And then he left in a hissy fit.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

That maybe true but I know for fact that you can code plugins in almost all variation of C or Python, there even was some madlad who did plugins for MC back in day in VBA.
He is working on framework that looks like middle school level assigment.

It is possible, however, Mald's Block Game is more of a loose collection of plugins with some very minor custom ones slid in, and a ton of yaml config files on the side.

His "game" is closer to what most rp/adventure servers do already, it's nowhere near what big leagues like Hypixel do, where they have server clusters and use custom plugins for everything.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

he got what he fucking deserved

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

I don't believe for a second that Mald's coworkers had a "perception" of him not doing his job, while his manager was glazing him and telling him he was doing great.

One can also imagine that his manager simply didn't wanted to be too critical of Joeyray's son. It was clear he wasn't doing anything, so instead of being fired, he got moved to the Battle.net thing. It's a solution: QA coworkers can stop complaining, and the manager did his job, somewhat.
A year or two later the same thing would happen, Blizzard would want to move maldy again (b.c he doesn't do anything) and that's when he went to Amazon, as he said before. He knew they were moving him to another shitty position within Blizzard.

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

I don't believe for a second that Mald's coworkers had a "perception" of him not doing his job, while his manager was glazing him and telling him he was doing great. He was probably put on a PIP or just told he needs to start delivering, or else. And then he left in a hissy fit.

That's what's probably happened when he "worked" at AGS. I think it was something like half a year before he finally left his "amazing job where QA are appreciated as they should be" to "pursue his dream" of developing gamesfucking ferrets.

 

[Jester Who Didn't Laugh]

It is possible, however, Mald's Block Game is more of a loose collection of plugins with some very minor custom ones slid in, and a ton of yaml config files on the side.

His "game" is closer to what most rp/adventure servers do already, it's nowhere near what big leagues like Hypixel do, where they have server clusters and use custom plugins for everything.

Thanks for expl. I had no idea about this clusterfuck. I can't get mad on something that cannot be changed.
But still he is master hax0r he should be able to do it, so little mad.

 

[Re9]

Some """custom hardware""" lore, sort of. According to Mald, he was such an amazing "automation engineer" that at some point he had 6 (six) PCs (or 4, he's not sure) in his gigacubicle. Despite that, the "perception" from his coworkers was that he was completely useless (this I believe) and because of that, he didn't get what he (fucking) deserved, so the only thing left for him was to leave the department. But not before telling his manager (who was the only one to see Mald's incredible awesomeness) to DO HIS (FUCKING) JOB!!!!11111oneone
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Spoiler: Sources

https://youtu.be/qp9XM_rjkto?t=6290

https://youtu.be/CRuKcwHmycA?t=16738

https://youtu.be/HPHSDAjpnE4?t=31088

It's so funny seeing this nepobaby talk up what he did, while knowing that all of his 'work' was given to him just as you give your younger sibling a broken controller so they feel like they're doing something.

 

[KYSing myself brb]

So now Mald's sycophants are mass flagging people for pointing out his bullshit

I get why he himself would be flagging the videos out of butthurt, but why would a third-party be involved to such a degree? I suppose it's either children or mentally incapacitated people because otherwise I really cannot fathom a reason for such an involvement by a third-party.

 

[Facom]

It is possible, however, Mald's Block Game is more of a loose collection of plugins with some very minor custom ones slid in, and a ton of yaml config files on the side.

His "game" is closer to what most rp/adventure servers do already, it's nowhere near what big leagues like Hypixel do, where they have server clusters and use custom plugins for everything.

Some of the many plugins he's repacking as his own game

 

[p1138]

I get why he himself would be flagging the videos out of butthurt, but why would a third-party be involved to such a degree? I suppose it's either children or mentally incapacitated people because otherwise I really cannot fathom a reason for such an involvement by a third-party.

You really can't see how Mald's moderators and fans would engage in mass flagging when they throw money at Mald regularly on twitch? Have you never looked at his twitch chat or the screenshots here from his discord showing how they glaze him constantly?

 

[KYSing myself brb]

Have you never looked at his twitch chat or the screenshots here from his discord showing how they glaze him constantly?

I'm currently reading through the thread, but I've never visited his Twitch chat. Maybe I should have looked deeper into this before commenting. I just saw the post from the Coding Jesus video and instantly wrote what I thought of.

 

[Fekete_solyom]

are we sure mald and yandev aren't brothers separated since birth?