💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%

  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%

  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%

  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%
  • Total voters
    684
Folgers Can said:
Kicking a dead horse here, but an early terminal diagnosis that he has refused to elaborate about still remains the most fitting explanation for the mysterious "worst day ever" just a few short years ago, his later speedrunning what could have been a normal midlife crisis into a ditch like there's no tomorrow, his even later exhibiting little to no effort toward rebuilding and growing a sustainable career as opposed to just clinging to enough of a platform to settle scores with a few enemies with what little time he has left, and his even later displaying more and more symptoms like the blue fingers, beet-red nose, legs suddenly "forgetting how to walk," and now this patchy mange.

As if that wasn't enough, last night there was that bizarre moment that @Something Awful pointed out where he couldn't even muster his usual fake, forced jovial response to a particular superchat and instead his expression gets more and more glum, to the point of even visibly choking up and swallowing as if struggling to hold back tears at the superchat's somber reminder of his mortality, followed by a long awkward pause. It seemed worth clipping, and if you look close you just can't unsee it:

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Yeah yeah yeah, of course the counterargument will always be that he wouldn't stay silent about it and would surely milk it for pity points, but just as easily he might prefer to portray a brash persona with a sense of invincibility just to make sure followers continue to feel invested long-term, and/or as a cope to distract himself from the reality of what's coming. In that case he may never break the news even in later stages like Lead Attorney or Scott Adams did, and may just up and kick the bucket one day without telling anybody like how Norm MacDonald took the secret to his grave to immortalize his "I didn't know he was sick" bit.

The only question left at this point is differential diagnosis. The patchy mange from radiation treatment around the head, the overall mental decline, and the legs "forgetting to walk" would all line up well with a brain tumor, not quite so aggressive as a glioblastoma which would have taken him out mere months after the "worst day ever," and perhaps just along the lines of an oligodendroglioma that unfortunately would take years to get the damned job done. On the other hand, due to the prior history of heat rashes I'd still lean more toward some sort of autoimmune etiology. Granted, it's never lupus, but rheumatoid arthritis has been known to contribute to such "patchy" alopecia areata, and is also strongly associated with rheumatoid vasculitis that can lead to both the red nose and blue fingers that everyone was so quick to blame on whippets. That still leaves out the legs forgetting to walk, but if the guy's genes are so fucked that his own immune system is attacking his tissues in all these other ways, it wouldn't be surprising if it set its gunsights on his brain next with a case of multiple sclerosis to deliver the coup de grace, as there is a positive correlation making dual diagnosis of RA and MS common in the same patient. I prefer this scenario solely for the poetic justice, as all the times he talked shit about Johnny Krutches can be followed by someday needing to borrow his nickname.

Wildcard: his somber reaction could have been from pondering the creeping mortality of someone close, such as Kayla. In that event I'm putting my money on late-onset Huntington's Disease, for its explanation of the disturbingly contorted facial expressions, sanpaku eyes, eventual reluctance to have her seen in public, and above all, rampant hypersexuality.
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It seems like it'd be tough to try to correlate his physical decline with a disease unrelated to drug abuse, since he didn't start to look awful until said drug use was well underway. I'm just going to go with Occam's razor here and say his physical decline is related to the fact that he's been and still is abusing 3-5 different substances, including nitrous which is especially vile to be exposing your body to. Similarly the behavior is easily explained by midlife crisis compounded with narcissistic hunger for attention and infinite access to money/freedom from consequences as already observed by his court dealings since last year's arrest.
 
Sneed Force One said:
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My favourite haircut era was the immediate post-arrest fashy cut.
Weird for him to attempt to copy the german Übermensch look, despite looking like a Auschwitz victim.
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This was the era (apparently the same day) of one of my favorite images, where I see the deranged malevolence behind his facade.
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I think this was the day of his ultimate projection, immortalized in the last minute of @Third World Aristocrat's video "Accountability". That same deranged stare into the void on full display.
 
woodedbag said:
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How the fuck does one sue a whip-it manufacturer after willingly misusing a perfectly legal product that has perfectly legitimate uses?

That's like suing Sherman-Williams because you decided to start huffing paint.

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Nick would probably go for it though.

It's not my fault! It's the whip-it manufacturer! Also, their can had a wuddermark on it, so I should win!
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Captain Manning said:
How the fuck does one sue a whip-it manufacturer after willingly misusing a perfectly legal product that has perfectly legitimate uses?

That's like suing Sherman-Williams because you decided to start huffing paint.
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Parents have sued manufacturers of laundry pods for their children mistakenly eating the candy-colored sacks of chemical detergents.

I'm not commenting on the merit of these cases, as it feels somewhat a failure of parenting, (and something-something-Darwin-something), but just making the point that people sue for misuse of legit products.
 
Soapmore said:
Parents have sued manufacturers of laundry pods for their children mistakenly eating the candy-colored sacks of chemical detergents.

I'm not commenting on the merit of these cases, as it feels somewhat a failure of parenting, (and something-something-Darwin-something), but just making the point that people sue for misuse of legit products.
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Yeah I'd understand a parent might think of suing if they lost a child to it. (Even if it's irrational or if it wouldn't succeed, just to maybe get some kind of justice in their own minds.)

But Nick? He's an adult. He'd have to admit that's he retarded. I don't think he'll be doing that.
 
Soapmore said:
Parents have sued manufacturers of laundry pods for their children mistakenly eating the candy-colored sacks of chemical detergents.

I'm not commenting on the merit of these cases, as it feels somewhat a failure of parenting, (and something-something-Darwin-something), but just making the point that people sue for misuse of legit products.
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These lawsuits might be aimed at manufacturer who promoted the product for inhaling, packed it in fun colors and offered special deals as "party packs".

There are various brands selling this garbage as party drugs "legally", and that advertising of a dangerous substance targeting people would likely cause liability issues for the companies.

I think in Minnesota it is illegal to use it for huffing, but its still sold as fun colored products clearly aimed at the clients like Nick who need a high that won't violate them.
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
I think in Minnesota it is illegal to use it for huffing, but its still sold as fun colored products clearly aimed at the clients like Nick who need a high that won't violate them.
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If I was a manufacturer of nitrous gas I would consider suing Nick for negative publicity. Which would get me publicity. Cha-CHING! The system works.
 
Soapmore said:
Parents have sued manufacturers of laundry pods for their children mistakenly eating the candy-colored sacks of chemical detergents.

I'm not commenting on the merit of these cases, as it feels somewhat a failure of parenting, (and something-something-Darwin-something), but just making the point that people sue for misuse of legit products.
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Oh, I am aware these types of lawsuits happen, it's just... JFC.

I find myself getting increasingly more aggravated with the U.S. legal system over time, and being on KF isn't helping.

Soapmore said:
If I was a manufacturer of nitrous gas I would consider suing Nick for negative publicity. Which would get me publicity. Cha-CHING! The system works.
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If I were the Balldo company I would sue Nick for the same reason.

Yeah, sure, my product is already pretty degenerate, but it doesn't need to be forever associated with Nick's uber degeneracy.
 
Vibralldo said:
If Nick's trying to imply Josh and Sean are pedos then he's telling on himself
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Even if Nick truly felt that and wasn't just lashing out, one should ask why and how does Nick find himself consorting with pedophiles so often. Even the ones he ditched, Null, Sean, Kurt, Legal Mindset, all pedos allegedly; he then ran to make new friends with Vito, Melton, and Dick, who shocker, all seem to have proclivities about young girls. Even if you were to take Nick's accusations at face value, why do you keep running into and making friends with these kind of people Nick? It's almost often enough to wonder if there's something else going on.
 
What is that red spot on his arm? Bug bite from mowing the lawn at the community service building? Heat allergy?
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