Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown (and many more) - Whiny canuck with TDS, Political flip-flopper, Flat-earther, Fetishistic media encyclopedia, Limbless loli connoisseur, GIANT hypocrite, Raped by fake clowns, Spiritual tranny, Wanna-be skitzocow, Noushintou Hoshi's #1 fan, Betrayed by Kiwi Farms

[Xev]

He legit brags about how the kiwis seethe about him. Idk, I haven't seen much seething just people calling him a faggot or a retard from time to time. Imagine hanging out in the onion farms and thinking that is winning. Well, better commemorate it:

 

[SteinserGate]

Alex was posting up a storm during the Claudio arc. Here's all the posts from the Claudio arc. He may officially be Claudio's biggest fan.

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After I posted the Epikxy evidence with a relatively neutral opinion, Alex has declared he is the winner.
What an oddly specific punishment? I'll take a CyberTruck, Alex.

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Wrong Hogendorp got cancer.

Alex is a fish, and cancer is the ragebait.

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Too bad that most people, right, left, and centrist, still think jerking it to amputee children is evil.

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Alex likes DSP.

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Alex has like a reverse "winning mentality" of Claudio's. Instead of winning all the time, he will always win in the end.

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Retarded retard still thinks the world revolves around him, no lessons learned, destined for eternal retardation

I'm not gonna take time out of my day to archive Bear Hammer slap fights with Alex. Or conversations about fast food with Mylar.

 

[Xev]

Nobody ever said Claudio jerks it to pics of actual animals (although it wouldn't surprise me). Alex is a fucking retard. Claudio has said he is sexually attracted to underage cartoon animals. That is a fact, not a joke, a fact.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

After I posted the Epikxy evidence with a relatively neutral opinion, Alex has declared he is the winner.
What an oddly specific punishment? I'll take a CyberTruck, Alex.

Where did he get that Epikxy made a KF account from? All he said iirc is that he looked at the thread. You don't need an account to do that Alex.

 

[SteinserGate]

Where did he get that Epikxy made a KF account from? All he said iirc is that he looked at the thread. You don't need an account to do that Alex.

I have no idea why he believes this either. Anyone can look at the thread. It's not indicative of having KF account.
The only thing that it really proves is that Epikxy was aware of Alex's pedoness before he said he was.

Nobody ever said Claudio jerks it to pics of actual animals (although it wouldn't surprise me). Alex is a fucking retard. Claudio has said he is sexually attracted to underage cartoon animals. That is a fact, not a joke, a fact.

I called Claudio a self-admitted cap rapist, and he took it 100% seriously as if it was confirmed. If he had just clicked the internal link to his thread, he would have found out it was a joke from Claudio.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

I called Claudio a self-admitted cap rapist, and he took it 100% seriously as if it was confirmed. If he had just clicked the internal link to his thread, he would have found out it was a joke from Claudio.

That's not what Alex believed though. Alex believed that Claudio had images of real baby animals having sex on his computer.

Now that Alex knows that Claudio only has cartoon baby animals having sex on his computer, he's a-okay with it.

 

[SteinserGate]

Now that Alex knows that Claudio only has cartoon baby animals having sex on his computer, he's a-okay with it.

Depends if any of them are AI cub porn, or invades on his "IPs". Then he still has a problem with it, obviously. The porn is apparently 100% good for the soul, though.
Sight x Claudio content would be pretty funny. Gotta get some of them artists in here...

 

[Xev]

Was it a joke though or a cheeky way of admitting to his crime? That cat story keeps changing. It's sus, he's sus. Alex is a pedo. These two deserve each other.

 

[Sperg Spectating]

ts guy is so easy to ragebait i'm crying, he might've saw the post i made on the ruben sim thread with his "funky the clown grape me" vid

We have a basic set of rules here, which you have already broken.
No cow tipping.
Do not reuse usernames.

I have checked your other socials, you behave like an autistic retard and probably aren't even old enough to be on here. This site is 18+.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

ronaldofags lost again

 

[Sperg Spectating]

i don't care about rules here, kiwifarms is known for shitty stuff ain't no way yall are so hyprocrite with "rules".
you can ban me or insult me as much as you want this won't change anything i'll just come back faggots

The Hogenverse grows ever stronger...

 

[Gunslinger Spawn]

It has been awhile since we got an a-log

 

[Xev]

Babe wake up, a new retard has hit the farms.

 

[SteinserGate]

i don't care about rules here, kiwifarms is known for shitty stuff ain't no way yall are so hyprocrite with "rules".
you can ban me or insult me as much as you want this won't change anything i'll just come back faggots

Was Alex actually right? Can't really believe it lol. I hope you make better choices in the future.

Updates
Alex has posted 4 new videos, only the first two are really worth watching.
The last two are basically more of Alex's "profound thoughts" on AI using Plotogan.
EDIT: Alex posted on DeviantArt as well, expressing his enjoyment of Skibidi Toilet just as I finished posting.


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Stop Calling me a PDFile.

Spoiler: Local Archive

My statement on Dan Sobel.

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10 Reasons why AI Art Sucks and Minecraft Sucks Song

Spoiler: Local Archive

 

[Duke Nukem]

Did he have a stroke or is it just the medication? He's being even weirder than normal in this one.

Either way he seems to be having a moment because he declared his love for @Axiom. again proving that you should never be nice to retards lol.
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He's also sad that @Cats died.
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I never knew Cats well but it seems he's one of those rare drama-free users everyone likes.

It has been awhile since we got an a-log

If someone seriously needs to Ass Log someone like Our Pet Canuck, then you really have to wonder what the hell is going on with him.

After all, the original A-Log turned out to be an awful wannabe comedian with a penchant for writing ludicrously awful erotic fiction. At least, last I remember.

 

[liam dees]

I started this comic back when this thread was first created. Then I got busy with other things and got too lazy to finish it, and the first four pages were left in my computer to gather digital dust. But today I finally pushed myself to finish this piece of dogshit. Kiwis, I present to you a Kiwi Komics Klub special, ALEX HOGENDORP VS. THE ENTIRE WORLD... Hope you find it entertaining, genuinely or otherwise.



Alternate cover art (Yes I made 2 covers, I'm a retard):

 

[Sandnigger]

You have too much free time on your hands.

 

[liam dees]

You have too much free time on your hands.

Half of it was done in February. The other half was just finished a few minutes ago.
I definitely don't regret spending time to draw a comic about a retard pedonigger on KiwiFarms.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

What?

I started this comic back when this thread was first created. Then I got busy with other things and got too lazy to finish it, and the first four pages were left in my computer to gather digital dust. But today I finally pushed myself to finish this piece of dogshit. Kiwis, I present to you a Kiwi Komics Klub special, ALEX HOGENDORP VS. THE ENTIRE WORLD... Hope you find it entertaining, genuinely or otherwise.

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Alternate cover art (Yes I made 2 covers, I'm a retard):
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I don't even. N. What in the what's now?

 

[PositiveMonk]

I definitely don't regret spending time to draw a comic about a retard pedonigger on KiwiFarms.

It would have made Alex much more mad if you said that you used AI to make it. You could have launched him into a seethe about AI stealing his likeness to make offensive comics.

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Spoiler: Transcript

Pickle Rick, Milo the Cat, and the
Purple Sacramento. How dare you betray
me in favor of the people who bully me
on the internet. That's it. You are
grounded. Grounded. Grounded. Grounded.
Grounded for
486597236592374695623467293462
years. And as for your punishment, me
and Dan Soba will be forcing you to buy
a 2025 Tesla Cybert truck. And you
better get that 2025 Tesla Cyber Truck
or else you will be sorry.

AI Generated KF death list when?

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Spoiler: Transcript, It refused to say Retard

Hey, what the [ __ ] are you doing? Why
are you using I? Does it even matter
that I use I? It's already bad enough
that nobody wants to [ __ ] me. Stop using
I tools, you mentally [ __ ] lunatic.
No, I want to use I because I want to be
a mentally [ __ ] eye, bro. Does it
look like I'll let you be a mentally
[ __ ] eye? Bro, pick up a pencil, you
[ __ ] idiot. Dude, get with the times.
I is the future and pencils are used for
dildos. Now I also use thumbtacks on my
pencils to give my anus an extra good
feeling. You are so [ __ ] stupid.
Pencils are not dildos. You [ __ ] sick
[ __ ] I have an attention span a billion
times less than that of a goldfish. Like
dude, my life sucks. I cannot [ __ ] in
toilets. I [ __ ] in goldfish bowls.
That is absolutely disgusting. Dude,
maybe if you stop using I, you won't
fart a billion times a second. For
[ __ ] sakes, who cares? Let me be I
artist and steal other people's works
for money. Why do I get stern looks for
doing things? Let me do evil things
because nobody likes me in real life.
Pick up the [ __ ] pencil and draw like
a normal person before I beat the [ __ ]
out of you. [ __ ] make me. I am now
destroying your computer.
No, my computer. Now, how am I supposed
to steal other people's artworks?
Pick up the pencil. It's all I ask.
That's it. I will steal your work and
put it under eye training. That's it. I
am going to kill you. Rest in pieces to
this I bro. It's sad that he is
unreasonable and I had to euthanize him,
but that's life.

He also did a shitty music thing not worth paying attention to.