Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 480 10.0%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 129 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 153 3.2%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,806 37.7%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,191 45.7%

  • Total voters
    4,796
Niggers in his discord are anxious about the roommate interview. Bad time to be a Maldavius paypig,

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Piece of what pie mother fucker? These people are so fucking stupid!


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I hope this guy holds his breath for that, so he passes out and bangs his empty fucking head on the ground and dies.


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WOW REALLY?! SO WEIRD HES SO HECKIN COOL AND DOWN TO EARTH WHY THO????


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Considering all that glorystealing behaviour and cat negligence, I got a feeling that Shaye does all the work with ferrets and he just play (for better or worse) with them.
Absolutely. He treats everything in his life like a toy including Shaye who its pretty clear he mentally abuses from how he talks down to her constantly.
I'd imagine he negs her too about her looks which is what encourages her further into her poonery.
 
I just had a horrifying thought.

Shaye is a furfag, who draws cub porn. She is also a necrophiliac.

Their ferrets KEEP FUCKING DYING.

Is she killing them? Does she get off on their deaths? What does she do to their furry dead bodies? So many questions...
Like some kind of weird furry munchausen by proxy?

Maybe Mald fucks the dead ferrets? Turning them into weird taxidermy fleshlights or something to stick up his ass? Might explain why he loses his shit when people make fun of the terrible pets known for constant health problems die as anyone would expect them to... but it wouldn't be shame about what he does with them, that's off brand for Mald, deflection?
 
Considering all that glorystealing behaviour and cat negligence, I got a feeling that Shaye does all the work with ferrets and he just play (for better or worse) with them.
The Snail's House stream is on 24/7. Has Jason been clipped ever interacting with the ferrets other than dragging them onto his webcam? I was able to find a few clips of Shaye taking care of the ferrets but none of Jason.
Also, just noticed that Snail's House is also the name of a popular youtube musician. Really can't help himself.
 
The Snail's House stream is on 24/7. Has Jason been clipped ever interacting with the ferrets other than dragging them onto his webcam? I was able to find a few clips of Shaye taking care of the ferrets but none of Jason.
Also, just noticed that Snail's House is also the name of a popular youtube musician. Really can't help himself.
he is busy working on Heartbound. Did you forget that allready?

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HAHAHAHA no one would defense this nigger. Does ANY streamer or friend defend him? Only his fucktard mald viewers
Even ludwig dumped his ass from offbrand games. The narrative jason dropped was review bombs (which objectively didn't exist) so I almost wonder if ludwig facepalmed and told him he can make up that story if he just gets TF out. His only allies are people reliant on / under his power / fans who are in too deep

I could ALMOST see him going the direction of a cult with his situation, like a full ON cult
Forbes wrote about heartbound on their piece about abandoned games
Man thats another thing to add to the case for julays. Forbes made him "the face of abandoned games". Top KEK
Considering all that glorystealing behaviour and cat negligence, I got a feeling that Shaye does all the work with ferrets and he just play (for better or worse) with them.
Pooners are still very generally female brained, for stupid obvious reasons, and females are less combative, and usually wanting the spotlight less. So even if its blatantly aware he does fucking nothing, im sure they kinda just ACCEPT that he has his name on it all.
I just had a horrifying thought.

Shaye is a furfag, who draws cub porn. She is also a necrophiliac.

Their ferrets KEEP FUCKING DYING.

Is she killing them? Does she get off on their deaths? What does she do to their furry dead bodies? So many questions...
I could see that, if not outright killing them for that, I could see "giving" her the corpse to "experiment" with
Turning them into weird taxidermy fleshlights
I'm....really unsure if this would violate US law. Like selling taxidermy is legal, fleshlights are legal, is stitching a fleshlight inside a taxidermy ferret corpse legal?...probably maybe
 
Niggers in his discord are anxious about the roommate interview. Bad time to be a Maldavius paypig,

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Piece of what pie mother fucker? These people are so fucking stupid!


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I hope this guy holds his breath for that, so he passes out and bangs his empty fucking head on the ground and dies.


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WOW REALLY?! SO WEIRD HES SO HECKIN COOL AND DOWN TO EARTH WHY THO????


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All these niggers up at 1AM in dicksword pre-emptively ready to defend their parasocial idol.

Insane behavior. Absolutely insane behavior.
 
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