Bob Chipman / Robert Lewis Chipman / MovieBob / Game OverThinker - "Coastal Elite Thinker" who wants conservatives, Christians and manual workers eradicated. Universally ignorant; cannot tell reality from sci-fi. Sore loser with short fuse. Odious Disney shill. Tranny chaser and general creep. Fat and diabetic.

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23Jul#08
From Artificial Intelligence to Natural Stupidity. Would you chuds give a thought to people too retarded to boil eggs?
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And these are the same people who say we should let natural selection take care of "ignorant" people.
Is Bob implying he can't boil fucking eggs?
Bob thinks Nintendo will save gaming. Lmao even. Tell that to their hyper locked down consoles.
more specifically, his taste in well, anything, is dictated by dopamine hits. Political Bullshit is one of those things that gives him dopamine hits. The rest are like tits and vajayjay (especially of the lesbun variety), action and baysplosions, GIANT MONKE, and the bad guy getting his comeuppance (whereupon he puts like Trump's head on the bad guy in his mind and has schadenfreude from it) in a spectacularly bizarre or tortuous way.
Bob's politics are entirely driven by emotions. Sloth, greed, and lust most notably.
I went back to look and this is the second time I've had to apologize about this. Bob has apparently always been a fan of giant, heaving tits.
I thought it had something to do with the Unknown Hinson situation, not Henson like Jim Henson I'm such a dumbass, because that's when I became aware of Bob's infatuation with Dolly Parton. I'm still wrong but that's how I came to my wrong conclusion.
Of course Bob likes tits. As woke as he is, he is also straight. He is like the least diverse leftist on the planet. He's only ever creeped on women.
 
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Does Bob even listen to music? It's not a topic that comes up much with him. Maybe he just listens to superhero movie scores.
From his ancient blog:

GenderMale
LocationUnited States
IntroductionBob is a part-time independent filmmaker, part-time amateur film critic and full time Movie Geek. He is heterosexual, a pisces, and a severely lapsed Catholic. He is a tireless enemy of censorship, considers his personal politics "Libertine" and enjoys acting as a full time irritant to overly serious people of ALL political stripes.
InterestsFilm, DVD, literature, politics, history, gaming, comics, the gamut of Geek Culture
Favorite moviesRobocop, Metropolis, M, Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Star Wars (original UNCUT versions), Godzilla, all things Hitchcock, Kurosawa, Takeshi Miike, Troma, Capra (you heard me), Paul Verhoeven, Tarantino
Favorite musicClassical, classic rock, favorite film scores, 80s metal



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Here is the OP if you want to check out how bad the replies are.

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23Jul#26
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As woke as he is, he is also straight.
I disagree on that point. His sexual orientation is entirely academic seeing as how nobody, man OR woman ever has or ever will touch his weewee.

I strongly suspect that he is desperate enough to lose his virginity to a troon if he could find one with low enough standards.

Chris Chan or Kerfuffles would both turn their noses up at him though.
 
I disagree on that point. His sexual orientation is entirely academic seeing as how nobody, man OR woman ever has or ever will touch his weewee.

I strongly suspect that he is desperate enough to lose his virginity to a troon if he could find one with low enough standards.

Chris Chan or Kerfuffles would both turn their noses up at him though.
Does Chris still count as a troon? I always took that as a disguise, considering he's only ever fucked women, with his bent penis. But yes, I see your point. It doesn't matter what sexuality Bob is. Most action he's ever going to get is his hand
 
Is Bob implying he can't boil fucking eggs?
Considering what we've seen of his cooking, I doubt he can even boil water correctly.
From his ancient blog:

GenderMale
LocationUnited States
IntroductionBob is a part-time independent filmmaker, part-time amateur film critic and full time Movie Geek. He is heterosexual, a pisces, and a severely lapsed Catholic. He is a tireless enemy of censorship, considers his personal politics "Libertine" and enjoys acting as a full time irritant to overly serious people of ALL political stripes.
InterestsFilm, DVD, literature, politics, history, gaming, comics, the gamut of Geek Culture
Favorite moviesRobocop, Metropolis, M, Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Star Wars (original UNCUT versions), Godzilla, all things Hitchcock, Kurosawa, Takeshi Miike, Troma, Capra (you heard me), Paul Verhoeven, Tarantino
Favorite musicClassical, classic rock, favorite film scores, 80s metal


Pretty sure a lot of this is posing. Star Wars, he probably loves the flashy CGI shit Lucas threw in there, and the prequels (Which is why he hates RLM, for saying they were bad). I doubt he could sit through Hitchcock. And he absolutely does not have the brain power to listen to classical music, he probably just means the little bits and pieces he's heard in movies and TV shows.
 
Is Bob implying he can't boil fucking eggs?
well, I imagine a fucking quadripeligic who can't move their fucking arms probably needs pre-boiled eggs, if they don't have a caregiver that can boil fucking eggs. Or someone with only one arm. Or someone with fucking parkinsons.

Hell, anyone who needs pre-boiled eggs needs a caregiver, period, unless they just want a quick snack of boiled egg at a gas station or some shit. Preferably one that can boil eggs. But hey, if they can't, or that's not their jerb, whatever, buy a pre-boiled egg, sure.

Bob can barely cook chicken properly. Cooking a pre-chicken is probably a herculian task for him.

Of course Bob likes tits. As woke as he is, he is also straight. He is like the least diverse leftist on the planet. He's only ever creeped on women.
and troons. Because he thinks believes that they're women.
 
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From his ancient blog:

GenderMale
LocationUnited States
IntroductionBob is a part-time independent filmmaker, part-time amateur film critic and full time Movie Geek. He is heterosexual, a pisces, and a severely lapsed Catholic. He is a tireless enemy of censorship, considers his personal politics "Libertine" and enjoys acting as a full time irritant to overly serious people of ALL political stripes.
InterestsFilm, DVD, literature, politics, history, gaming, comics, the gamut of Geek Culture
Favorite moviesRobocop, Metropolis, M, Lord of The Rings Trilogy, Star Wars (original UNCUT versions), Godzilla, all things Hitchcock, Kurosawa, Takeshi Miike, Troma, Capra (you heard me), Paul Verhoeven, Tarantino
Favorite musicClassical, classic rock, favorite film scores, 80s metal
So Bob has been talking about movies and politics since 2005, and yet he still knows jack shit about either topic 20 years later. :story:His entire adult life really is just one colossal failure. He barely ever talks about all of his other supposed interests. Chimpman must have only added them to make his cavernous head appear more intelligent and enlightened.
 
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