Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 480 10.0%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 129 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 153 3.2%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,806 37.6%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,192 45.7%

  • Total voters
    4,797
Old condoms were made out of sheep intestines, I think? Maybe Lamb?
Oldest egyptian condoms were literally cat intestines IIRC, but this was less about trying to fuck cats and more utilitarian use

But those scenarios clearly aren't trying to be bestiality anymore than a leather thong is about trying to rub your dick on a cow. A taxidermy fleshlight however. thats DESTINCTLY trying to get off about an animal, however the animal is dead and prepped, and so probably wouldn't count as bestiality anymore.
 
I dont want to engage in absurdity, as I think the PLAUSIBLE horrors of maldverse are disgusting and disturbing enough, but I find your posts kekky all the same.

I don't think mald is making dildoes out of dead ferrets, but I don't think it's unreasonable to ask whether a necrophile furry is involved or enjoying the deaths of animals in her care.

A weird manchausen by proxy also seems very plausible, as Mald posts about every death and gets plenty of attention for them...
 
Not sure what makes someone deny a hungry animal access to food, but I can only imagine that him and Shaye are disagreeing behind the scenes. More than likely fighting. Stress and financial downturn will cause that.
I want all cat owner or even dog owner kiwis to time the next time they feed their pets
I dont think ive ever taken more than 5-10 minutes plus, even when having to mix in meds for a geriatric dog
 
I want all cat owner or even dog owner kiwis to time the next time they feed their pets
I dont think ive ever taken more than 5-10 minutes plus, even when having to mix in meds for a geriatric dog
About 10 seconds + a minute or two getting my cat to complete a ritualised series of tricks beforehand. Maybe 20 seconds if I'm getting wet food out.
 
All these niggers up at 1AM in dicksword pre-emptively ready to defend their parasocial idol.

Insane behavior. Absolutely insane behavior.
I think he at some point bragged how genious he was to tap in to the EU viewership with his schedule. This is how his schedule looks for CET timezone
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I don't know if someone's into data analysis, but here's an export of every single heartbound review, done via https://project.joshhills.dev/steam-review-explorer.

Edit: some stats

Since last year, there has been 1107 reviews.
Out of all these reviews, 265 are positive, 842 are negative. (~1:3.2)
Out of all these reviews within refund range (<2h), 42 are positive, 341 are negative. (~1:8 )
Out of all these reviews outside the refund range, 223 are positive, 501 are negative. (~1:2.2)

While there is a decent amount of bias towards negativity in short term reviews, the vast majority of negative reviews are outside refund range.

Therefore, Mald's claim that people are buying the game, rating, and refunding it contributing to the review bombing is very much deflecting.

1:2 review ratio would still be a 33% positive score in the past year, which would at minimum be "Mostly Negative" for the entire year.


Edit2: 30 days:
There has been 640 reviews in the past 30 days.
Out of all of these, 53 are positive, 587 are negative.
Within refund range, 11 are positive, 247 are negative.
Outside refund range, 42 are positive, 340 are negative.

Even without the refund-range negative reviews, that's still a ratio of ~1:6.4, or 13.5% of reviews being positive, AKA still overwhelmingly negative.
 

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Niggers in his discord are anxious about the roommate interview. Bad time to be a Maldavius paypig,

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Piece of what pie mother fucker? These people are so fucking stupid!


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I hope this guy holds his breath for that, so he passes out and bangs his empty fucking head on the ground and dies.


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WOW REALLY?! SO WEIRD HES SO HECKIN COOL AND DOWN TO EARTH WHY THO????


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Seriously, he has the swearing filter on in his discord? How many kids has he fucking trapped in there....?

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Meanwhile Maldo is being mogged by cow royalty (clipped for brevity, dead air, chair reacts, cat herding, tangents, etc):





It's either this:
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I think he at some point bragged how genious he was to tap in to the EU viewership with his schedule. This is how his schedule looks for CET timezone
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I am a eurofag with a job so I would not be able to watch his streams at all (if I wanted to, I don't) because he streams 9am to 9pm... you know, the time of day I am at work, meeting up with friends, hitting the gym, making dinner.

Who is his audience? Neets and kids, I guess? No wonder he has to have his mods donate to him, as his audience can't bankroll him, kek. (No offense to neet kiwis, mwah, love u.) The streaming schedule doesn't make any special sense for eufags imo.
 
I am a eurofag with a job so I would not be able to watch his streams at all (if I wanted to, I don't) because he streams 9am to 9pm... you know, the time of day I am at work, meeting up with friends, hitting the gym, making dinner.

Who is his audience? Neets and kids, I guess? No wonder he has to have his mods donate to him, as his audience can't bankroll him, kek. (No offense to neet kiwis, mwah, love u.) The streaming schedule doesn't make any special sense for eufags imo.
It doesn't make sense for people with jobs, but you already covered that. Him trying to brag about doing some crazy maneuver to get the views from europe is also bullshit. The simple reality is he picked a timeslot where hardly anyone speaking English with any major audience was streaming to lower his competition for views, that's all there is to it.
 
I am pretty sure there is a horrorcow that wears a dead animal frankenstein fursuit. So, I sadly think it doesn't violate laws, but it probably should.
Old condoms were made out of sheep intestines, I think? Maybe Lamb?

Lotta sick shit.
I may be incorrect on this, but you might be referring to Bill J Clark/ ShadoWolffess, he is in the zoosadism mega thread and the bad fursuit one. Wears a horrific patchwork suit of random pieces of fabric that smells like rotting meat and piss. Zoophile/Pedo, winner of the scariest fursuit on the planet and banned from every con.
 
I want all cat owner or even dog owner kiwis to time the next time they feed their pets
I dont think ive ever taken more than 5-10 minutes plus, even when having to mix in meds for a geriatric dog
My cat died a bit ago, but having her for 14 years I can do some quick math. It would take about a minute or 2 to feed her, all her food stuff was in a specific cupboard and it was very quick to feed her. Wet can and some kibble. She would get fed twice a day minimum. So, 730 feedings in a year. Assuming each one is 1 minute long of work, comes out to 10,220 feedings in her life, and that would be 10,220 minutes of work, do the time math, 60 minutes in an hour, 24 hours in a day. Comes out to about one week worth of time spent feeding the cat over 14 years I had her. That's minimum by the way. Not including any additional treats or if there was a small mid day feeding either.

Edit: We eventually taught her how to leap from chair to chair for treats and high five for treats, just a little cute fun fact.
 
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Tuned in and seems the Blockgame server went live, and "what you are seeing is The Dev sitting in the WAR ROOM, trying to fix everything the players find, live on launch day...... while the other dev Jake is also doing the same thing but for different parts of the videogame."
He's just staring at config files and complaining. Jake is handling the server work.
It's especially enjoyable to see the walls closing in (new slop, new wiki, new haters) while he's under "work" pressure and not just playing vidya.

edit: Regarding the stream time, I think it really boils down to his schedule of sleeping 7pm-midnight, streaming until noon, and doing ""other work"" on the afternoon, but it's also true he might have chosen this slot initially due to low competition/targeting Latin America.
 
I want all cat owner or even dog owner kiwis to time the next time they feed their pets
I dont think ive ever taken more than 5-10 minutes plus, even when having to mix in meds for a geriatric dog
2-3 minutes including walking to the kitchen scooping the kibble bag, and giving fresh resupply of water.

Meanwhile Maldo is being mogged by cow royalty
Phil how are you so dumb that you see a rat faced fuck and think he's the one leading SKG?
 
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