You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Dean Pentel]

People who refuse to stop sperging about Jews. I’m all for a good Jew joke as much as the next person, but it would be nice to have a conversation that didn’t devolve into how the Perfidious Hebrew controls everything

There's other, more effective ways to raise your credit, FYI.

Thread tax: nigger/zoomer nigger talk at work. No, the surgeon didn't "crash out," he made a legitimate objection to someone being a fucking retard during his procedure. I'm not "deadass" about what I just told you, I simply stated something that was true. Fuck everyone that talks like this.

 

[Mysterious Figure]

Thread tax: nigger/zoomer nigger talk at work. No, the surgeon didn't "crash out," he made a legitimate objection to someone being a fucking retard during his procedure. I'm not "deadass" about what I just told you, I simply stated something that was true. Fuck everyone that talks like this.

I fucking hate when somebody has a temper tantrum at work, and then claims that they are calm and somebody else had the temper tantrum.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

People who take gym selfies. They deserve a dumbbell to the rear temple.

 

[Lady Bizness]

People who take gym selfies. They deserve a dumbbell to the rear temple.

I told a girl in the locker room to knock it off and pointed to the no camera sign. Sassy little B rolled her eyes and clucked "I'm not trying to take a picture of you!" Yeah yeah yeah obviously, you don't want a picture of a post wall hag, but I don't even want my elbow in this picture. Anyway I talked to the front desk staff and apparently they actually talked to her. I saw her in the parking lot later and she burned rubber getting out of there and flipped me off. Ha ha ha I love it, u mad bitch?

This whole fucking generation has no respect for privacy, not their own, and therefore of course not anyone's else's.

 

[AnOminous]

It becomes a fetish when they focus on the superficial physical aspects of pregnancy for the purpose of immediate sexual gratification, especially when its men attempting to LARP those superficial aspects, or women posting as men while displaying their pregnancy to the world - not that they'd admit it, in that case.

I'm aware it's possible for the sickest of freaks to make it a fetish, but troons literally call just being heterosexual, which is to say normal, a "genital fetish." And a married couple having sex for the purpose of procreation is a "fetish" to them too.

 

[Womble of Wimbledon]

When singers can't harmonize for shit.

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

I told a girl in the locker room to knock it off and pointed to the no camera sign. Sassy little B rolled her eyes and clucked "I'm not trying to take a picture of you!" Yeah yeah yeah obviously, you don't want a picture of a post wall hag, but I don't even want my elbow in this picture. Anyway I talked to the front desk staff and apparently they actually talked to her. I saw her in the parking lot later and she burned rubber getting out of there and flipped me off. Ha ha ha I love it, u mad bitch?

This whole fucking generation has no respect for privacy, not their own, and therefore of course not anyone's else's.

If you’re British you can also make a complaint of voyeurism to the police. It’s illegal to film in changing rooms and bathrooms.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Internet snark passed off as humor. Every average moron considers himself witty now.

 

[Elderly beef taco]

When you tell someone you don't like dogs and they immediately launch a sermon about how sweet, loving, and wonderful their dog is and why i need to change my evil ways.

Also notable: the people who do this shit always have the jumpiest, most annoying animals you can imagine, or have a fearful-aggressive dog they don't understand and then proceed to put you at a bite risk by shoving it on your lap.

 

[Mad_Dog]

Internet snark passed off as humor. Every average moron considers himself witty now.

That sounds like a YOU problem. Am I right, fellow kiwis?

 

[Lady Bizness]

If you’re British you can also make a complaint of voyeurism to the police. It’s illegal to film in changing rooms and bathrooms.

In the states. At least I probably won't get arrested for mean tweets, but that voyeurism law sounds nice.

When you tell someone you don't like dogs and they immediately launch a sermon about how sweet, loving, and wonderful their dog is and why i need to change my evil ways.

I never used to hate dogs, but I'm just done with it. Multiple times I've had different people with unleashed dogs come up to me and the owner ask me if I have a treat on me!
I used to place the blame on bad ownership but I can't even stand the good dogs anymore. There's just too damn many dogs. Everyone has one. Every place has dogs in it. I was at my fav coffee shop which has a no pets sign but this very nice woman with a very well behaved dog sat next to me like it was nothing. I moved over one seat, and this other lady pulled a face at me and then came over making a big show about how nice the dog was. Okay I'm the fucking weirdo on Dog Planet.
When I was growing up we had a yard for our dogs. When we thought we might lose the house we were SAD that we would have to re-home them because we couldn't imagine having them in an apartment or a place with no yard. This does not stop anyone these days and so public spaces become the dog's yard.

 

[Captain Syrup]

People who refuse to stop sperging about Jews. I’m all for a good Jew joke as much as the next person, but it would be nice to have a conversation that didn’t devolve into how the Perfidious Hebrew controls everything

The reason we keep genociding the Jews isn't because of ideology or whatever, it's because we borrowed too much of their money and need debt "restructuring". Been doing it since the dawn of time.

 

[Señora Airi]

You've never been in my grocery parking lot. I love watching the tourists try to rush in there. Ain't happening. People have actually died in that parking lot, albeit in slow motion. If traffic is a river this parking lot is the Bermuda triangle.

First of all, the spaces are at a 90 degree angle and they made them super narrow.l The lanes, while purportedly handling two way traffic are really only comfortably large enough for 1 1/2 vehicles. This is a bigger problem for parking than it is for two way traffic. Unless you drive a golf cart, you aren't getting in with one go if you nose in. It's actually easier to back in.
The real problem is the old people. Them driving is bad enough but a fair amount of them walk over from the old folks mobile park and meander through the parking lot as if lost in the desert. They are the real reason I back in. When you go to back out of your spot, an old person WILL teleport behind you and just stand there. At least when I nose out I can keep my eye on them. When you're backing in they don't seem to get in the way there since their proclivity is to walk down the center of the aisle.
I realize this is my very much a personal situation and am open to the idea that Rick is being an asshole. But once I learned to back in by necessity, I've started doing it most places because it is kinda rad to leave faster when it doesn't really take that much longer to back in. I think the worst thing is just that the person behind you might be caught off guard that you're actually parking - I don't think it takes that much more time really.

People just zoom up and down the ailses in the parking lot whether or not theyre going the right way. I'd rather take the extra moments to back in than gamble on not hitting an uninsured driver.

The cope that "breeding kink isn't real! it's just normal reproductive instinct!!" breeding fetishism is not wholesome chungus raising a family, it refers to shit like Nick Cannon pumping and dumping a dozen women so he can endure sadomasochistic child support fees for its own sake.

You realize most large families are because the kids are gonna help on the farm, right?

Trying to change your password on mobile. It has to be 16 characters, a capital letter, a number, and the wingdings symbol for "agony." Then it’s like, “Great, now type that exact gibberish again without being able to see a single character because we’ve replaced your input with cartoon asterisks for security.” As if the real threat is someone looking over your shoulder on and not the fact that you're about to get locked out of your own work app because your thumb is slightly wider than a heroin addict’s.

Don't forget it telling you the "passwords don't match" despite you only clicking on the "re-enter password" box.

Internet snark passed off as humor. Every average moron considers himself witty now.

Blame British TV that gets hailed as "witty" by these people despite almost exclusively being snark, and even then it's used proplerly.

TAX: Egotistical Black Women. I have to work with them as comanagers, and every day there's an argument or I get blamed for something I have no control over, and theyre inconsistent about how they want things done. I've had several workers say things run smoother when it's just me solomanaging.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Egotistical Black Women.

They act like any perceived slight is a biblical test.

The only thing scarier than a black auntie throwing soda at a cashier's head at Popeyes ("That's what happens when you forget my biscuit, bitch") is a black middle manager, she’s got Bible quotes on her desk and one Yankee candle labeled “Serenity,” but at any moment she’s gonna throw a fax machine through the window.

 

[Lovely Kin]

People who not only are unable to read more than a paragraph, but these same people who also brag about how they "don't read." I know plenty of modern literature is shit, but there are some excellent books out there.

 

[Captain Syrup]

There's a specific breed of old man who’s just claimed territory at every Dunkin’ and Panera in America. He’s not even buying coffee, he’s just entitled to that booth. That’s his booth. That’s where he goes to mishear Facebook "news" at full volume and yell. You’ll walk in and there’s a table of three dudes who look like melted candles in Yankees hats, just screaming at each other.

People who not only are unable to read more than a paragraph, but these same people who also brag about how they "don't read." I know plenty of modern literature is shit, but there are some excellent books out there.

Reading books is like a personal Vietnam now. It’s like, “I will get through this novel!” and then five pages in you’re back to watching YouTube clips of raccoons eating hot dogs.

 

[Shart Attack]

People who not only are unable to read more than a paragraph, but these same people who also brag about how they "don't read." I know plenty of modern literature is shit, but there are some excellent books out there.

"A man who doesn't read has no advantage over a man who can't read." -Some old smart guy IDK

Anyone who wears open-toed shoes onto an airplane should have all of their gross, yellowed, misshapen, stinking toes broken one by one with a hammer. I wish people dressed less casually in all public situations in general, but it seems like people go out of their way to dress as slovenly as humanly possible on airplanes specifically. My mom tells me about how people were compelled to wear their Sunday best when flying back when she was a kid, and I think that sounds goddamn heavenly. Nowadays people wear ratty pajamas and flip-flops on planes, forcing complete strangers like me into close contact with their gross fucking feet. It's unsanitary, and it shows a complete lack of consideration for others, and I really, really hate it.

 

[AnOminous]

Blow me.

I will literally get onto a plane in silk pajamas and slippers, with nothing that will trigger some dumb shit homeland security bullshit.

Then I will put on a chilled sleep mask and listen to chill ambient music, completely unaware there are niggers like you next to me getting mad.

(I bathe though so possibly you weren't talking about me.)

 

[DavidS877]

Anyone who wears open-toed shoes onto an airplane should have all of their gross, yellowed, misshapen, stinking toes broken one by one with a hammer.

There's another good reason to wear proper shoes on an aircraft. If you have to evacuate it's going to suck, more so if it's an actual crash.

 

[Elderly beef taco]

I never used to hate dogs, but I'm just done with it. Multiple times I've had different people with unleashed dogs come up to me and the owner ask me if I have a treat on me!
I used to place the blame on bad ownership but I can't even stand the good dogs anymore. There's just too damn many dogs. Everyone has one. Every place has dogs in it. I was at my fav coffee shop which has a no pets sign but this very nice woman with a very well behaved dog sat next to me like it was nothing. I moved over one seat, and this other lady pulled a face at me and then came over making a big show about how nice the dog was. Okay I'm the fucking weirdo on Dog Planet.
When I was growing up we had a yard for our dogs. When we thought we might lose the house we were SAD that we would have to re-home them because we couldn't imagine having them in an apartment or a place with no yard. This does not stop anyone these days and so public spaces become the dog's yard.

You get it! It seems to have started around the pandemic out here, the store i worked at stopped allowing pets during that time due to concerns of them spreading sickness (head office came up with that one) and the second we did that, everyone suddenly needed to bring their dogs in.
It never went away after, either. I personally don't mind super quiet, well behaved dogs in some situations, but it always seems to be the fat Karen-types carrying some ugly frenchy mix like a baby that show up out here. Saw one recently with a fake sevice dog vest that said "best friend" on it.
I hate being barked at, jumped on, licked/mouthed every time i go into a store. I hate seeing random dog shit everywhere because owners can't clean up. And I hate the fact you can't just tell people to control their animals without being mobbed these days.