Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

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Goycast Guy said:
They’re absolutely perfect for each other.
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I still argue if A Man DUH Coltroon wasn't so obsessed with being a lesbian and so vehemently anti Mexican, he and Claudio would be super adorkable together.

Imagine a fat balding mexican translady and a mexican sperg in a wheelchair teaming up to fight the dirty nasty Kiwi Trolls, blabbering on about how da bat is always right you knows, and euroamericanjewmasonic global influence!

Imagine the nuked chicken and actually authentic Mexican cuisine foodhacks! Maybe Claudio's mom stopping by to throw shade on Coltroon for being a castrated man, and Claudio jumping up to to angrily explain in poorly translated Grammarly Engrish about how it's less gay than being a bi furry.

Honestly, even if they don't hit it off, I'd be highly satisfied with Colton in here shit talking Claudio just for being Mexican. That'd be funny.
 
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Xev said:
Well, a Claudio, Alex, Coltroon polycule wasn't on my 2025 bingo card but fuck it we deserve a laugh.
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A balding Mexican tranny eunuch, a gay Mexican cat raping furry with a tube in his throat, and a Canadian pedophile with a fetish for armless lolis who spent his vacation Mexico sperging online. We've got quite the ensemble cast here for this potential Mexikiwi Crossover.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
A balding Mexican tranny eunuch, a gay Mexican cat raping furry with a tube in his throat, and a Canadian pedophile with a fetish for armless lolis who spent his vacation Mexico sperging online. We've got quite the ensemble cast here for this potential Mexikiwi Crossover.
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Actually, Ethan Ralph may have found a cast for his version of Fish Tank he thinks he can afford to do. Ethan Ralph's Retard Tank.
 
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Admiral Throbnelius said:
A balding Mexican tranny eunuch, a gay Mexican cat raping furry with a tube in his throat, and a Canadian pedophile with a fetish for armless lolis who spent his vacation Mexico sperging online. We've got quite the ensemble cast here for this potential Mexikiwi Crossover.
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A balding Mexican tranny eunuch, a gay Mexican cat raping furry with a tube in his throat, and a Canadian pedophile with a fetish for armless lolis who spent his vacation Mexico sperging online enter a bar...
 
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