Cultcow Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Po's Cootah]

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Beaner boy takes this to the extreme.

I guess this old video says a lot too...


link/archive

I know these are jokes he made as a 14 year old boy, but considering Claudio's fetishes and past...

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

FAAAAGOOOOOOOOT

 

[chrisc]

i like raping cats

kill yourself zoophile

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

 

[chrisc]

kill yourself claudio

 

[Xev]

So you're gay and currently have a hard on for sperg spectating? Why don't you do yourself a favor and listen to chris's advice

 

[harmy.kook]

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Seethe all ya want, we know what you did to that cat.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

So you're gay and currently have a hard on for sperg spectating? Why don't you do yourself a favor and listen to chris's advice

At least he’s not a 14 year old @Goycast Guy

 

[FOUND YOU!]

31,000+ characters wasted

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

Keep I mind I am only doing my last post because I promised. My Má has always told me to fulfill my word!

 

[harmy.kook]

My Má

Does she know about the cat rape and your search history?

 

[chrisc]

Keep I mind I am only doing my last post because I promised. My Má has always told me to fulfill my word!

kill yourself zoophile. make this your last post

 

[Sperg Spectating]

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Like I said many times, and love doing so. Get fucked. @Sperg Spectating

You've barely added anything since the 10th, why is the manifesto taking so long Claudio?

 

[harmy.kook]

You've barely added anything since the 10th, why is the manifesto taking so long Claudio?

Gooning on his new e621 alt.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

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Weak shit, I've written more than that multiple times.
Also, "your text may contain writing issues"
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Some stats for people who don't want to watch the video:
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Claudio last posted an update on July 10th, just under 2 weeks ago. Since then, the Manifesto of Fail has only grown by
-92 words
-174 characters
-15 sentences
-10 paragraphs

The reading level has also decreased from “college student” to “11th-12th grade”

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Post it or fuck off faggot.

 

[Claudio Hernández Castañeda]

If you do all of these, I will send you $35 worth of bitcoin when I get home from work to pay for your first session, completely out of my own pocket. You have my word as a man of God.

Not worth it. Keep your money.

Yes. I am just sending this to mention I just read everything from page 474 to 479.

 

[chrisc]

Not worth it. Keep your money.

Yes. I am just sending this to mention I just read everything from page 474 to 479.

Kill yourself zoosadist fag

 

[Balanced Boomer]

I think the funniest thing at this point after all the gay hype and redacted documents would be if @Claudio Hernández Castañeda were thread banned and suddenly had no way to continue posting his 9,000+ hrs in Microsoft Word documents.