Careercow Kidd Bandit / Joseph Bryan Nuguid / Aveline Nuguid - Filipino Fatass turned Tranny Anime Cosplaying Wrestler, "The Protagonist of Professional Wrestling", Wrestled Jim Sterling, Proof that wrestling can become even faggier

[Rudolf's Friend]

So as you all know Kidd Bandit had his big match with Jim Sterling where he won, and you can read about it all here. But anyways Bandit was very happy that he won the match and went on this big diatribe about how wrestling makes him a person and how happy he was to wrestle uninjured this time, although Jim did have problems with his back.

Some fan of his also gave him a hoodie for him to wear, and we get another unfiltered pic of Joey.

His tour has apparently been so successful that his T-shirts are almost out despite still having many shows to go through.

And his next match is today against some disgusting thing that calls themselves "Succubus".

 

[The Hungry African]

I've finally figured out who unfiltered Joey reminds me of. God it was bugging me.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Kidd Bandit had a fun time wrestling Jim Sterling, and probably the most infamous part was Bandit and Jim acting like their Kendo Sticks were Lightsabers, and the commentator called it Cinema.

There was also a clip uploaded of Bandit's recent match against this Succubus character that happened today.

And finally we have Joey with some British Slags. I wonder how low these women's standards are.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

And finally we have Joey with some British Slags. I wonder how low these women's standards are.

Apparently very low. I'm surprised the two girls didn't go lesbian instead of being kissed by a freak.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey talked about how the reason why he's fucking all of these women is because he wants to fuck as many women as possible before getting his dick split off and turned into a neovagina. For those of you who thought he got it already he hasn't yet, but he talks about how when he does get it he's going to disappear from the public eye, which implies that he knows that he can never wrestle once he gets the stinkditch installed, but knowing him he will probably do it anyways and he's just talking about the sex life.

He talks about how the wrestling and the sex and the partying have filled life into him after he and his fiancee broke up, but it sounds more like trying to fill the void with hedonism and it's going to result in an early demise.

In regards to his sexual adventures he fucked some British Goth Slag he met at a club who already knew that he's Kidd Bandit, breaking his own rule, but Joey made a pass since this specific girl wasn't a fan, and is now going on a date with another Hoe who he wants to invite both to do stuff together.

In that other match that he had in the UK the other wrestler decided to kiss him in the ring for some reason.

And finally we have a snippet from that interview I posted where Joey talks about how great his match at Effy's Big Gay Brunch was because he faced off against a major indie darling and it made it on a Yahoo list of "Best wrestling matches around Wrestlemania weekend that aren't WWE. Dude is such a self-mark it's unreal.

 

[The Hungry African]

He talks about how the wrestling and the sex and the partying have filled life into him after he and his fiancee broke up, but it sounds more like trying to fill the void with hedonism and it's going to result in an early demise.

Sometimes with the way joey acts I have to remind myself he's fucking 30 not 21. What a fucking loser.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

Sometimes with the way joey acts I have to remind myself he's fucking 30 not 21. What a fucking loser.

Joey’s not the only Millennial who has never matured all sorts of millennials, especially troons, still act like they’re teenagers despite being in their 30s/40s.

 

[There She Glows]

For those of you who thought he got it already he hasn't yet, but he talks about how when he does get it he's going to disappear from the public eye, which implies that he knows that he can never wrestle once he gets the stinkditch installed, but knowing him he will probably do it anyways and he's just talking about the sex life.

Goddamn life with no fame/attention, no income, no partner, a stinkditch and all of the likely health and sexual complications that come with it is going to hit hard. If there's any argument to be made for dysphoria so severe that it's worth putting yourself through genital mutilation surgery, someone who is fucking their way through Europe obviously isn't it. I actually feel kind of bad for him.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

So Joey has stated that once he gets the chop he's going to retire from wrestling. The main reason why I could see him retiring (assuming that he doesn't try to get back after getting his dick cut off) is because none of the major companies want to hire him and deal with the headache of him. Also I think that it's going to take a long time for him to get the money for troon surgery since indie wrestling pays like shit so he'll have to rely on his troon-chasing fans to donate to his patreon if he wants to waste thousands of dollars on that.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

Can't wait for him to stop stinking the wrestling industry once he gets the chop then goes back to his word, adopts a new identity and pretends he's not Kidd Bandit because "look I don't have a penis." Or worse, kills himself from the regret of getting the chop.

 

[zombiewarrior88]

Can't wait for him to stop stinking the wrestling industry once he gets the chop then goes back to his word, adopts a new identity and pretends he's not Kidd Bandit because "look I don't have a penis." Or worse, kills himself from the regret of getting the chop.

He will instantly regret chopping off his peen that same day and end his life.

 

[The Hungry African]

Goddamn life with no fame/attention, no income, no partner, a stinkditch and all of the likely health and sexual complications that come with it is going to hit hard. If there's any argument to be made for dysphoria so severe that it's worth putting yourself through genital mutilation surgery, someone who is fucking their way through Europe obviously isn't it. I actually feel kind of bad for him.

I don't think he will ever get the snip. He is just saying he will for attention and validation. This faggot loves his HRT riddled prick way to much.

 

[zombiewarrior88]

I don't think he will ever get the snip. He is just saying he will for attention and validation. This faggot loves his HRT riddled prick way to much.

Hypothetically, let's say he does get his peen snipped. He will die alone for being a piece of shit. He will blame the world for his fuck up in life. At that point in time, there will be no use in defending him once he is gone. Everyone will turn on Joe.

 

[crunchy bits are the best]

I don't think he will ever get the snip. He is just saying he will for attention and validation. This faggot loves his HRT riddled prick way to much.

He already has the envy of lesbians everywhere due to having an actual penis. But sure, pretend to hate your own junk while trying to fuck women during your faggy world trip.

Wrestling is the only thing this faggot can do because flipping burgers or serving in the army is too much for the "protagonist of pro wrestling." Maybe if he signed with a large promotion then he can fulfill his sick fantasy in no time but let's be honest......will WWE, let alone AEW, try to sign a guy that attracts so much toxicity since the faggot can't seem to STFU about his socio-political beliefs?

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

The spot where Kidd Bandit had Jim Sterling in the Barbed Wire Shark/Blahaj again got posted by Bandit, and naturally he's very happy about how it turned out.

Naturally he also wants his "oomfies" to spread this video around tranny twitter and get it trending.

He also wants Twitter to know how gay he truly is and how he owns the haters even though he's only seen around women and the gayest thing he has seemingly done to my knowledge is fuck a few pooners.

He redid his hair AGAIN apparently because he needs to fry up his hair some more.

We have his response to Ozzy Osborne's death and how he's going to party hard in his honor.

And finally we have him throwing darts at some dive bar.

 

[Candidae]

He redid his hair AGAIN apparently because he needs to fry up his hair some more.

I am very interested to see if he learned how to keep the silver, or if he'll bleach it again once it turns yellow. Also damn he needs to chop those pathetic ends off. You don't need a hairdresser's eye to notice those atrocious ends.

Also I think he might actually do the dick chop. He's probably fallen into the circles where they effectively believe getting a neovag gives them a whole new experience with different types of magical female orgasms. He's probably imagining being able to cum 10 times in a row with the same intensity he currently does. He's probably getting to a point where sex bores him (if he's not there already from porn) so he wants to explore in his eyes the great unknown and has been mythicizing it in his mind. Of course, in his eyes the added "taboo" of getting what God didn't give him and enjoying it is a big part (plus getting to "be" a "lesbian"), but it's totally him thinking this will revamp sex and take it "to the next level". It makes no sense to normal people who aren't broken and have enjoyable sex or aren't desperate during their dry spells, but I've noticed Joey's type of nerdy, former fat sex addicts don't have normal views on sex even if they manage to start getting laid later in life. They build sex up in their minds and are too porn broken to just enjoy the pleasure from real sex when it happens. They use kink instead of sex for pleasure and mythicize vaginas due to porn stars and only fans girls faking it so start desperately thinking the grass is greener on the other side. That if only they had a pussy, then they'd feel the earth shattering orgasms they were expecting from sex. Honestly these guys need a porn detox and to learn to enjoy normal sexual pleasure but they aren't capable of the self reflection.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

More videos got uploaded of Joey partying and making out with some slut.

Besides that one of Joey's troon friends is still trying to get Kidd Bandit signed to AEW.

 

[Lick the Ball]

He might end up in TNA. Scott made damn sure other troons/giant faggots wouldn't upstage Giselle but now that he's gone anything goes.

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

He might end up in TNA. Scott made damn sure other troons/giant faggots wouldn't upstage Giselle but now that he's gone anything goes.

Nah I don't think he'll even end up there. TNA post-D'Amore has purged all of the troons that they had on their roster, and with the crashouts that Joey has had on social media they wouldn't want to deal with that headache, especially when WWE has a big eye on them right now.

Speaking of Political Crashouts Joey had another one after watching some Capeshit because he thinks Capeshit is representative of real life.

The tweet I found especially ironic.

In other news Joey apparently partied so hard that one of his fake breasts was out, and so he deleted the videos. Thankfully I saved them so everyone can see exactly where the tit popped out.

Joey decided to also share about how he did some uncredited voice work for some indie game that has an overwhelmingly positive rating on Steam that's turn-based, so be on the lookout for that game.

And finally another clip got posted of the Bandit/Sterling match, specifically the scene where Jim got into the mic to do a promo while looking like he was going to rape Bandit before Bandit stole the mic to start kicking Jim's ass, literally and the two doing moves on each other.

 

[Xev]

I've seen two bums wrestle over a burrito on the street give a more convincing performance.