Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Neetness]

Honestly surprised these two retards didn't work out as a couple.

 

[not william stenchever]

Some things are simply not possible. You'll successfully divide by 0 before Nick isn't a faggot.

Dividing by zero generally creates an asymptote that approaches positive and negative infinity. Nick is ahead of the curve and is capable of actually reaching positive infinity faggotry and negative infinity responsibility.

 

[Judex Meus]

Honestly surprised these two retards didn't work out as a couple.

fags and lesbos sure are known for their stable, nonviolent relationships

 

[Kheapathic]

I check back in on Balldo for the first time in a week or two and the first clip I see is of him saying he used his wedding anniversary to get out of community service and offered to do anti-drug speeches at schools instead of manual labor and got told to fuck off lmao things are going well in the Balldonian Empire.

This dude seriously waited until the last 2 weeks to do 2 weeks of community services and then complains he doesn't have enough time. Did the drugs make him this retarded or just take away his ability to mask?

You forgot the part where he's really busy; so even if he isn't lying about the state having more bodies than work, he isn't using his freedom to call and sign up before everyone else. Or the excuse how his absence from the house will be a detriment to his family who is used to having him around. Because you know, they have a full-time stay-at-home-mom, who apparently can't do anything; I really want Nick to explain how his wife is a worthless layabout, I want it on court record that Kayla Rekieta is fucking useless.

Let's not forget a state sanctioned taxi service, using massive drug addicts not even in recovery.

The fact that Nick would even advance such a brain-damaged idea apparently unironically displays severely diminished cognitive abilities. No sane person of normal intelligence would even propose something this ridiculous.

So Railroads right, America's major logistics platform, regulated by the FRA (Federal Railway Administration). One of the rules the railroads have are akin to semi drivers, you get called for a train; and whether it sits in the depot all day or you only move 10 miles down the path (happens more than you'd expect), when you hit 12 hours, you're done. You fucking set the brakes and everything, you don't move, you're done. So what happens to trains that might be in the middle of nowhere, a hundred miles or so away from civilization; there are legit taxi services they use to shuttle a new crew to the train and pick up the old crew, the one that operated in my area was originally called Renzenberger, and changed names a few times. This service had people on-call or ready to go 24/7, because trains are fucking silly. Now would you be shocked to realize, that, at least in my area, the majority of drivers the company used were ex-felons / drug users?

I'm not saying it happens everywhere, but it did happen, and they went through a lot of drivers per what the adults in my life were saying.

 

[beckup]

I regret to inform everyone that the micropeen counter is back.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

First Aaron mention came 23 minutes into the stream. He just can’t help himself.

So far there's only been a super chat to get him to watch the video of Vito losing his mind at the guy who rang his doorbell.

Nick said he’ll move on to Kurt interview videos once he’s got through all of the cooking streams. I pray Kurt continues to ignore Nick’s faggot ass.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Imagine the seethe if aarons the new lawyer was hardin.

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Hardin is forbidden from pursuing additional cases in Minnesota until he secures the bodycam footage.

I know gooning to Steel Toe is part of your morning routine, but you're gonna accidentally castrate yourself.

At this stage, how would we even notice if it's dropped off?

 

[AnOminous]

Nick said he’ll move on to Kurt interview videos once he’s got through all of the cooking streams. I pray Kurt continues to ignore Nick’s faggot ass.

Imagine being Nick, screaming like an insane faggot at people who might as well not even know he exists.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Imagine the seethe if aarons the new lawyer was hardin.

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I would love this oh so much! Lol

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Nick sincerely hopes Aaron did not misrepresent whether or not he had a lawyer working behind the scenes further delaying the HRO hearing. "That'd be a dumb thing to do," says Nick. Also, he warns Aaron shouldn't talk about this stuff in public.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Nick sincerely hopes Aaron did not misrepresent whether or not he had a lawyer working behind the scenes further delaying the HRO hearing. "That'd be a dumb thing to do," says Nick. Also, he warns Aaron shouldn't talk about this stuff in public.

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Uh he is doing pretty good about not talking about it. Nick however can’t help himself.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick sincerely hopes Aaron did not misrepresent whether or not he had a lawyer working behind the scenes further delaying the HRO hearing.

This dipshit can’t read.

 

[RotPockets]

Uh he is doing pretty good about not talking about it. Nick however can’t help himself.

It’s fucking ridiculous, like insanely fatherless behavior. This is what happens when the father figure doesn’t have a father figure. Just the copy of a copy of a cuck. The weakened runoff of a kept man.

 

[AnOminous]

Also, he warns Aaron shouldn't talk about this stuff in public.

I'm pretty sure taking legal advice from a nigger who is literally prohibited from giving legal advice by the Supreme Court of Minnesota is a good idea.

Nick, shut up you fucking nigger. Quit trying to offer legal advice. You are not allowed to practice law.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm pretty sure taking legal advice from a nigger who is literally prohibited from giving legal advice by the Supreme Court of Minnesota is a good idea.

Nick, shut up you fucking nigger. Quit trying to offer legal advice. You are not allowed to practice law.

Nick is a legal genius, stalker child

The warrant WILL be overturned because of the watermark, enjoy prison!

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

Can he go a day without looking unwashed and covered in ejaculate? (rhetorical question)

Nick is the human equivalent of a sticky penny.

 

[AnOminous]

Can he go a day without looking unwashed and covered in ejaculate? (rhetorical question)

Nick is the human equivalent of a sticky penny.

It's amazing how disgusting and unwashed this weird faggot looks every day. Has he even heard of a shower? Why doesn't he just bathe?

 

[RotPockets]

Can he go a day without looking unwashed and covered in ejaculate? (rhetorical question)

Nick is the human equivalent of a sticky penny.

You’ve held a Balldo ass penny.

 

[AltisticRight]

The remainder for posterity, in case anyone can stand that much random-access humor:

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He claims in there that he'll "probably" stream tonight, so take that as confirmation that he won't.

Hey junkie cuckold where's the 14 LOCALS stream? Which day are we on of May, 2024 now?

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

One point to Nick for remembering Ashcroft v. Iqbal but minus several million for forgetting it's about federal pleading standards and the case is in a Minnesota court, and plus several million RETARD points for not knowing the Minnesota Supreme Court has REJECTED adopting that standard.

"We granted review in this case to decide a question of great interest and consequence to parties and their lawyers in civil cases: whether the plausibility standard announced in Bell Atlantic Corp. v. Twombly, 550 U.S. 544, 127 S.Ct. 1955, 167 L.Ed.2d 929 (2007), and Ashcroft v. Iqbal, 556 U.S. 662, 129 S.Ct. 1937, 173 L.Ed.2d 868 (2009), applies to civil pleadings in Minnesota state court. We conclude that it does not." Walsh v. U.S. Bank, N.A. 851 N.W.2d 598 (Minn. 2014).

The Minnesota Supreme Court has not since addressed this issue.

Nick doesn't just not know the law. At this point, thanks to drugs and wetbrain, he is globally incompetent and displays inability to understand anything at all about how society operates.

Let's not forget a state sanctioned taxi service, using massive drug addicts not even in recovery.

The fact that Nick would even advance such a brain-damaged idea apparently unironically displays severely diminished cognitive abilities. No sane person of normal intelligence would even propose something this ridiculous.

They can't overrule a Supreme Court decision. They just declined to adopt it in their own courts based on their own rules.

Nick claims you can't lie for profit and mentions Ashcroft v Iqbal.
"There's nothing wrong with a lie for profit other than your own personal morality or ethics."
"The lies have to cause damage, not generate profit."
"In America, you can lie for profit."
One cannot say a false statement of fact that causes harm.

Hmmmm... perhaps the legal nerds here can pick this one apart.

Nothing like a dirty joke between father and son.