Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[rusty shackleford 1]

I thought it was a pulled muscle? Is it possible to mistake a sciatica flareup for a grade 2 muscle tear? “Faking a limp to win him back” Becky with the winning strategy- if I make myself even more pathetic and useless then he’ll have to do what I want!! Daniel is right on this one, that’s pretty pathetic. This will go down on history as Daniel cracking a whip at their backs and chasing them out of the house while calling them all disabled faggots, I can’t wait to see the spin she puts on everything after they’re moved out.

 

[repentance]

This thread compared to the Poppy Diabolique thread is like deja vu.

Spoiler: Slightly off topic

Poppy is a BPD troon that also accused his ex of rape and abuse as revenge for a break up. The ex is currently suing him for defamation. As of the last update, he is dangerously close to a default judgment. I don't know how different the defamation laws in California and New York are. But if they are similar, Becky is in trouble.

In the Poppy case, every single one of his tweet storms were considered a separate count of defamation. Racking up the total complaint to 105k in just pro se damages. Keep in mind, Poppy wasn't dumb enough to go after his ex's employment like Becky currently is.

Poppy also tried the pseudonym game, but he wasn't dumb enough to just shorten the ex's name. He started referring to her as "the moth". However, this still didn't work, and all those tweets were still included in the defamation filings.

It will be interesting to see how vindictive Daniel wants to be, and how generous Mama Gerber will be with lawyer fees.

Boy is that quite the rabbithole. Thank you for drawing my attention to a lolcow who seems to at least have suffered some consequences.

Despite CRUELLY ABANDONING HIS CHILD, Daniel is somehow also engaged in a custody battle over Hannah.

Rate me rainbows, but I really hope Daniel is actually trying to get custody over Hannah. IDK how the lady he’s shacked up with is with kids, but it seems hard to be worse than Becky.

Most likely they can't agree on the days and times each of them will have Hannah (we know she'll try to make any arrangements as inconvenient as possible for Daniel), but Becky knows full well that people will infer something different from her use of the term "custody battle". If Daniel was trying to get primary residential custody of Hannah, he would have more need of her crib than Becky, so she's just making up more shit to make him look bad to her followers, even though her doing so won't be looked upon favourably by the court.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The ER doctor was so shocked she could walk!

I don't know how she expects anyone to believe this who has gone through typical ER visits for anything at all.

I figured there was some plausibly deniable tone involved. "Oh wow, 11/10 pain for weeks, I'm surprised you were able to walk in here."

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

I figured there was some plausibly deniable tone involved. "Oh wow, 11/10 pain for weeks, I'm surprised you were able to walk in here."

Of course, the second Becky gets a chance to do something like Disney, she'll magically be able to move around without any pain or struggle. Kind of like how she could NEVER make time or have the money to attend High Holy events at the synagogue, but always managed to have the time, money, and energy to eat pork products all weekend at Disney parks.

Daniel has the best opportunity to catch Becky in her malingering lies by dangling something she wants in front of her, and then she'll be "healed" faster than a leper getting touched by Jesus.

 

[Eventide]

The ER doctor was so shocked she could walk!

I don't know how she expects anyone to believe this who has gone through typical ER visits for anything at all.

This.

Are we even sure she went to the ER in the first place? If she did, they would have just sent her home (after making her wait 8 hours in the waiting room) with a script for OTC Tylenol 'cause they would have pegged her as a drugseeker looking for Dilaudid (like most dangerhaired randos at the ER complaining of vague 10/10 pain).

Spoiler: ER story involving a cow

I had a neighbor get kicked pretty badly by one of his cows in the chest, and after the ER made sure he wasn't internally bleeding/didn't have serious injuries, they just sent him home with a script for OTC Tylenol. Mind you, the cow broke a bunch of his ribs - hospital still was like "walk it off, take some Tylenol." He was obviously pretty miffed, so he had the butcher come over the next day to uh, "take care" of the problem cow.

Edit: Just wanted to confirm, by cow, I mean, like, farm animal steak-cow. Worried that wasn't clear.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Of course she didn't go to the ER.
DaNIel toOK heR OfF his InSurnce

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

This.

Are we even sure she went to the ER in the first place? If she did, they would have just sent her home (after making her wait 8 hours in the waiting room) with a script for OTC Tylenol 'cause they would have pegged her as a drugseeker looking for Dilaudid (like most dangerhaired randos at the ER complaining of vague 10/10 pain).

Spoiler: ER story involving a cow

I had a neighbor get kicked pretty badly by one of his cows in the chest, and after the ER made sure he wasn't internally bleeding/didn't have serious injuries, they just sent him home with a script for OTC Tylenol. Mind you, the cow broke a bunch of his ribs - hospital still was like "walk it off, take some Tylenol." He was obviously pretty miffed, so he had the butcher come over the next day to uh, "take care" of the problem cow.

Edit: Just wanted to confirm, by cow, I mean, like, farm animal steak-cow. Worried that wasn't clear.

If Daniel did cut her off the insurance, who pays for these visits to the ER to waste a doctor's time saying there there, Jackson's mom, cuz Becca ain't got no fucking money.

 

[Eventide]

If Daniel did cut her off the insurance, who pays for these visits to the ER to waste a doctor's time saying there there, Jackson's mom, cuz Becca ain't got no fucking money.

I guess Mama and Papa Hernandez? (edit, brainfart, mixed up their surname & Gerber)

Despite Becky routinely maligning them as her evil hateful misgendering antisemitic abusers - when push comes to shove, they always seem to finance their batshit daughter's nonsense. Heck, it wouldn't shock me if they've been sending Becky a monthly stipend to make sure Hannah is clothed and fed (even if Becky would spend all the cash they sent Hannah on weed and Uber Eats lobster & pork ribs).

I'd feel bad for the Hernandez' since they adopted a baby & instead got stuck with a BPD vampire instead of a human child. However; it doesn't sound like they did that good of a job raising Bex in the first place, since they seemed to have spoiled her rotten despite her obvious mental deficits/sociopathy so... ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

 

[RisingPhoenix]

I guess Mama and Papa Hernandez? (edit, brainfart, mixed up their surname & Gerber)

Despite Becky routinely maligning them as her evil hateful misgendering antisemitic abusers - when push comes to shove, they always seem to finance their batshit daughter's nonsense. Heck, it wouldn't shock me if they've been sending Becky a monthly stipend to make sure Hannah is clothed and fed (even if Becky would spend all the cash they sent Hannah on weed and Uber Eats lobster & pork ribs).

I'd feel bad for the Hernandez' since they adopted a baby & instead got stuck with a BPD vampire instead of a human child. However; it doesn't sound like they did that good of a job raising Bex in the first place, since they seemed to have spoiled her rotten despite her obvious mental deficits/sociopathy so... ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

I mean considering her bio-mom is a hot mess too and her siblings also have similar issues. I don't think it's simply a case of the Hernandez' not trying - they did try to get her therapy and help. But also they were so overjoyed to have a child that it sounds like they did dote on her a lot. But considering the rest of the bio-family...it would have been tough going to get a good result.

Bex has mentioned Mami and Papi helping out in the past - but this seemed to mostly ease off after the not-cancer scare and the Disney trip where Daniel threatened to pop Mami in the kisser in the middle of Main St. USA

She whined to Mami about getting ghosted by PunningPundit and him giving her an STD as a lovely parting gift that led to the not-cancer saga. Mami on this occasion told Bex that's what she gets for sleeping around, and she wouldn't be sending any money. Which is when Daniel stepped in to pay for the operation to deal with the not-cancer after.

The parent money trains seemed to dry up a bit for Jackson and Bex a few years before Hannah was born - around the time Daniel got into his better job roles. Daniel at the time brought into Bex whining about how awful her folks are and I suspect he decided to step in so she no longer had to take their money and the "abuse" that came with it. Only to transfer the responsibility to keep Bex in her expensive lifestyle to him.

I'm curious to know what event led to him seeing Jackson as also being a bit of a money leech as well. Maybe it was him being the only adult caring for the baby while Bex and Jackson gooned away on Fetlife for months?

And now, the thrilling conclusion.
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OK but...why would you use your special marriage plates for meals + why is Daniel washing anything of Bex and Jacksons?

This is why he needed to at least get away from them for the time being, as it's gonna get messier now with claims of stolen stuff, people deliberately breaking things & open parent alientation. I feel sad for Hannah because I'm sure Bex and Jackson are openly shit-talking her dad in front of her.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I hate to be a pessimist, but spiraling Becky's increasingly unhinged Bluesky posts are giving off family annihilator vibes . Lord only knows what she'd do if Daniel gets "replacement wife" pregnant.

Luckily, killing people tends to take planning and effort, both things that she's utterly useless at.

 

[Autistic Nonetheless]

Daniel better get some non disparagement clause in there because we all know the very second this court thing is over we are gonna find out he's been keeping Becky locked up, Josef Fritzl style, in his anime goon dungeon. Every morning he broke her arms, every afternoon he broke her legs, etc , etc.

Also, while i cant imagine Daniel getting custody of Hannah, having her raised by a foster mother would be a second chance for this kid. She's already rolled snake eyes for parents ( Daniel included) so i can only imagine it getting better.

This thread became a lot less fun once a child got involved, and while being given away into a caring family didn't turn out well for Bex perhaps Hannah will be the one to break the cycle.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Daniel better get some non disparagement clause in there because we all know the very second this court thing is over we are gonna find out he's been keeping Becky locked up, Josef Fritzl style, in his anime goon dungeon. Every morning he broke her arms, every afternoon he broke her legs, etc , etc.

Also, while i cant imagine Daniel getting custody of Hannah, having her raised by a foster mother would be a second chance for this kid. She's already rolled snake eyes for parents ( Daniel included) so i can only imagine it getting better.

This thread became a lot less fun once a child got involved, and while being given away into a caring family didn't turn out well for Bex perhaps Hannah will be the one to break the cycle.

I don't know how people come up with this shit. Hannah is not going to be raised by a foster mother. In no world will that be happening. Completely absurd to even imagine. If they both died, she has plentiful biological relatives who would raise her rather than see her go into foster care. People with money and resources to get what they want.

But if somehow she did go into the system, you are using some potent crack cocaine if you think her life is improving. "Muh CLUSTER BEEE!" Yeah, well. I got some bad news for you about the kind of people who sign up to be foster parents, bud.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

At any given moment she just says whatever she thinks will make him look worst.

This is the correct answer.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Despite CRUELLY ABANDONING HIS CHILD, Daniel is somehow also engaged in a custody battle over Hannah.

Rate me rainbows, but I really hope Daniel is actually trying to get custody over Hannah. IDK how the lady he’s shacked up with is with kids, but it seems hard to be worse than Becky.
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"If I had left back then I wouldn't be losing my house..."

Correct. Without Daniel you wouldn't have a house to begin with, Beckybae.

"... Or be trapped in a custody battle"

Also correct. Without Daniel you couldn't afford IVF, Becky.

You'd be sitting around your apartment with...

 

[sarna]

You'd be sitting around your apartment with...
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Every time someone posts this, I hear it in the style of the "TIME TO DDDDDDDDDUEL" intro to Yu-Gi-Oh.

 

[Lady Crow]

Luckily, killing people tends to take planning and effort, both things that she's utterly useless at.

Killing people takes no thought at all. Getting away with it takes planning and effort which Bex isn't capable of.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Sure, Becky.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

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Sure, Becky.

Lifelong stoner tried to convince trannies and other childless women that she is supermom.

 

[salt]

A torn muscle and sciatica are completely different things with completely different causes.

 

[Stinkyboy]

I tOre mY SCiaTICa mUscLe