YouTube Autism - Things that are worth laughing at but not worth a full thread.

[SavvySanta]

Does this count?

 

[Michael Bluth]

vids like this annoy me...but at least he admits he lives about his means. e-beggers are fucknig fags.

I don't remember if he's ever revealed if he has actual job/transferable skills if he needs to go that route though.

 

[Brain In A Blender]

It's so disappointing. Izzyzzz used to make fun content but she's producing this stupid slop since all her attention is on her boring furry cartoon pilot. Guess we'll never get deep dives into other classic kids games.

At this point it's just hate watching for me and hoping I'll learn anything from an Izzy video other than her mongering political bias in every topic she displays with the grace of a rampaging boar. So I suggest Dream Jelly since she does what Izzzyzzz can't.

 

[TokiBun]

At this point it's just hate watching for me and hoping I'll learn anything from an Izzy video other than her mongering political bias in every topic she displays with the grace of a rampaging boar. So I suggest Dream Jelly since she does what Izzzyzzz can't.

Yeah looks like I'll have to make the switch to Dream Jelly. Izzzyzz has been biased so that doesn't surprise me but if you need to do a filler video talk about literally anything except an obvious joke? They gave the toddler show a baby to sell toys the end. Jesus where are we in this world that needs spelled out?!

 

[Metamorpho]

I can't wait for this look to fade into irrelevancy.

 

[kawaiikat420]

So I suggest Dream Jelly since she does what Izzzyzzz can't.

I like Dream Jelly's video style too. Her editing is fun. I also suggest Randy Moon if you're into that same style.

The one thing I hate about this type of YTer is that they tend to be gendies or into some weird PC crap, and even if they don't outright make videos about it, their neuroses tends to bleed into certain videos. Sometimes it's easy to look past, but it always makes me roll my eyes anyway.

 

[monk]

william osman and michael reeves "ironically" kissing

Kevin (the backyard scientist) "ironically" crossdressing as a maid (can't find the video, it was on williamosman2 when they were opening fan mail)
Kevin talks about playing VRChat

"Emily" the "Engineer"

 

[Northern Blockhead]

A bit of an interesting video by Micro that describes Private Equity firms buying YT channels.

 

[neger psykolog]

A bit of an interesting video by Micro that describes Private Equity firms buying YT channels.

Can't wait for private equity niggers to help out my brother in christ DarksydePhil. His channel has to be worth at least $5 billion USD. You can do it guys!

I thought this was already semi-common knowledge with stuff like Donut (the car channel) and a few others

I can't speak for everyone out there, but I have been watching less and less and less YouTube as time has passed. Majority of channels are total shit.

edit: unironically this is the exact kind of video that makes me hate youtube. Takes 40 minutes to say the most simple, obvious shit. Everything is designed for literal retards.

 

[Relinquish]

A bit of an interesting video by Micro that describes Private Equity firms buying YT channels.

This explains the drop in quality that Fireship has had since last year. They used to make actually really useful, with tutorials and insight into new tech. Nowadays, it's just AI news slop with surface-level information. Even the narrator is just an AI voice now, this is how lazy they have gotten

 

[gampboonerisms]

A bit of an interesting video by Micro that describes Private Equity firms buying YT channels.

i hate everything about this, by this, around this, above this, below this, and through this.

"Emily" the "Engineer"

i've never been able to sit spread leg like that. every woman i know sits one leg under. i literally don't know why the bone structure does this. but when you see a woman sitting for an amount of time, she has one leg under and is sitting at an angle. i always attributed it to my back pain, but i think real women (and don't get me wrong she has a real woman voice) but real women have H A V E TO sit differently.

 

[snowdunes]

A bit of an interesting video by Micro that describes Private Equity firms buying YT channels.

Not really that new, kurzgesagt have had a lot of "support" from gates foundation to shill their agendas, as well as other soyence tubers. They really like when Youtubers look like relatable grassroot small people with "just a channel", but in reality they are astroturfed and boosted selectively from the start. Maker studio was pretty much Disneys influencer brand. Wouldn't be surprised if Night Media is owned by some larger investor.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

i hate everything about this, by this, around this, above this, below this, and through this.

Honestly I'm surprised this news is now breaking. I figured private firms would had done this when the news of YouTube creators ranking in mega bucks years ago. I can't blame them. Hearing how YouTube channels such as Ryan's World making millions from YouTube and merchandise sales I was shocked. Compare that the how much money Netflix, Disney Plus and Hulu invests into creating a movie or series to a random YouTube channel that does the bear minimum. What happens? Unless the companies release something popular most people are not going to care and media is not going to report on it. However, with YouTube there's always viewers and it's a great alternative to both cable and streaming. Personally I'm neither a fan of ads or channel membership option. Give me that old school YouTube, "Oh, who's this AVGN? What game is he going to review today?"

 

[neger psykolog]

Honestly I'm surprised this news is now breaking. I figured private firms would had done this when the news of YouTube creators ranking in mega bucks years ago. I can't blame them. Hearing how YouTube channels such as Ryan's World making millions from YouTube and merchandise sales I was shocked. Compare that the how much money Netflix, Disney Plus and Hulu invests into creating a movie or series to a random YouTube channel that does the bear minimum. What happens? Unless the companies release something popular most people are not going to care and media is not going to report on it. However, with YouTube there's always viewers and it's a great alternative to both cable and streaming. Personally I'm neither a fan of ads or channel membership option. Give me that old school YouTube, "Oh, who's this AVGN? What game is he going to review today?"

Part of the blame goes solely towards MrBeast for his part in turning YouTube into a soulless, algorithmic shit hole.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I watch fat laughing retards and AI slop warhammer videos. I'm pretty much immune to this.

 

[itogi]

Wouldn't be surprised if Night Media is owned by some larger investor.

Most likely owner is The Chernin Group, which founded an an investment firm with Reed Duchscher (Night Media's parent company, Night, CEO) and TCG that funds the talent in Night Media. Article about Night Captial on New York Times (archive)

 

[troonshine]

ohno my oshi

 

[neger psykolog]

Part of the blame goes solely towards MrBeast for his part in turning YouTube into a soulless, algorithmic shit hole.

Wait sorry, I forgot to add there is one more extremely guilty party to all of this: Linus Tech Tips.

What a faggot. I fucking hate the both of them. All they did was try to extract as much fucking value as possible from YouTube and in doing so set trends that ruined large parts of the internet forever.

When you're sitting in hell there's little difference between a Linus or Mr Beast soyface thumbnail - they're both two ends of the same cock which you will suck for eternity, stalker child.

 

[LurkingLemur]

The creator of Brouhaha XD Colon Genesis Complex has started shitposting on youtube again, this time on a new channel titled The Untitled Cow Show. The latest episode reuses a clip from BXDCGC.

The binary in the pilot episode spells out "donald trump is a faggot" when you use a binary to ASCII converter

 

[Kofi Drinka]

i've never been able to sit spread leg like that. every woman i know sits one leg under. i literally don't know why the bone structure does this. but when you see a woman sitting for an amount of time, she has one leg under and is sitting at an angle. i always attributed it to my back pain, but i think real women (and don't get me wrong she has a real woman voice) but real women have H A V E TO sit differently.

Hip structure makes men and women sit differently. Remember all the manspreading stupidity a few years back? Even if men sit with their legs crossed it will be one over the other spread in opposite directions. You don't want to crush your testicles.

Investing in youtube channels sounds risky to me. Their popularity relies on ever changing background systems and they die to internet drama and witch hunts all the time.