Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

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  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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Fat fuck better keep his mouth shut about the prince of darkness.
Honestly I was hoping to see some retarded, stroked out, midwit take on it that probably includes him being a demonic pot user, maybe a democrat, and bitching about him not being a 'real American' or something.

I got equally stupid twitter takes as per usual but the type of stupid takes that kinda make me want to slap the soda cup and burger out of his hands and call him a fat faggot, instead of making me laugh at him.
 
Jack is putting his chiropractor on blast. He says he's owed money for appointments that he decided to stop attending because "it didn't work". Imagine just now learning that chiropractic is a scam.

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Jack is putting his chiropractor on blast. He says he's owed money for appointments that he decided to stop attending because "it didn't work". Imagine just now learning that chiropractic is a scam.
I wish this fat faggot luck because all his health problems are caused by himself. Not even a chiropractor can cure a fat faggot of being fat. All of Jack's pain issues are caused by him being fat beyond belief. This fat son of a bitch has caused all his own problems.

This stroked-out idiot has no complaints worthy of notice. The chiropractor is not responsible for his situation.

Jack himself is responsible for his condition of being a worthless, fat, stroked-out useless idiot who is about to die of being stupid and fat.
 
It might be a decent enough movie but I can't drag my ass there to see it so I'll just wait until it's on some streaming platform somewhere before seeing it.

At least that way I can watch it in the comfort of my own home.
Only fags stream. Full stop. Go to the theater, buy overpriced poppin' corn, sneak in your drink, and enjoy the company of your friends. Stop being a fag. :tomgirl:

Jack: "AI IS BAD" and "CENSORSHIP IS BAD"

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Also Jack: "AI GUD AND CENSORSHIP GUD IF ITS THE DEMONRATS"

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Also remember when Jack bitched about Trump for the Epstein stuff

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Now he's simping for Trump and Republicans while moving the goalposts on the Epstein stuff

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Also I love how Jack thinks of himself as a badass and a funny guy

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And more doomposting

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Jack is getting reeeal close to breaking me. Like, top hat tier. I try real hard to not fall into that cesspit, but still.
 
A lolsuit is just what this thread needed. I wonder if Jack would fold immediately like with thr omelet flipper, or is too retarded to realize $1100 isn't worth it.

Wasn't he also throwing a tantrum on his Blog when he got his first stroke in CA? Something about a 20$ Dollar bill.
Imagine going off because off a 20$ Bill while not realizing you didn't became an absolute financial ballsack for your whole family or spouse due to a Stroke.
 
New Jack Vlogs:
Depending on how you see it, it's unfortunately either too short, or way too long because the first should have been the last.

What do you want to bet Jack went to a chiropractor so he could blame all his woes on "back problems" instead of his plethora of pathology?

Also chasing the "quick fix all bedder now" eternally.
The guy that thinks hospitals have kpi trackers to ensure a said amount of patients die in their custody but somehow he comes out unfortunately breathing each time also buys into voodoo fake medical practices. I'm hoping for a spinal injury arc.
 
What do you want to bet Jack went to a chiropractor so he could blame all his woes on "back problems" instead of his plethora of pathology?

Also chasing the "quick fix all bedder now" eternally.
He can't blame his dead claw or his dying eyes on back problems. The asshole probably got a lot of frame-wide pain that he richly deserves for his garbage lifestyle and went expecting an instant and lasting cure, and as usual when he ran into the tiniest amount of inconvenience or expense he turned into the Retarded Consoomer From Hell persona he so adores.
 
While Jack was seeing this chiropractor he mentioned it on a few streams, based on these posts from last year:
(May 2024)
During today’s livestream, Jack mentioned enjoying the mariachi music from the construction site. This probably explains the shoddy craftsmanship but doesn’t excuse the godawful taupe siding and the decision to use smaller windows.

Jack also said he’s hoping to work with a doctor whose aim is to help him regain his balance and get walking again. You might be shocked to learn that the “doctor” is a chiropractor.
(June 2024)
On the livestream, Jack says he coughs and chokes constantly because he's started going to a chiropractor and now he's able to clear all the mucus from his lungs. "It's a good thing." Jack confirms his lung function has been severely impacted and that pneumonia is a going concern for his doctors since the stroke.

Jack also plans on using his new "skull shaver" on a livestream to shave off all his hair.

Jack gives some more details about his most recent stroke. Hilariously, he says when he first told Tammy he was having a stroke, she didn't believe him. He says his genes make him predisposed to strokes and he gets it from his mother. "Thanks, Mom." When he went to the ER for an anti-clotting shot, he had another smaller stroke shortly afterward.
(October 2024)
Hold up. 5:18 Fatty goes to a chiropractor every week? You mean to tell me they get this lardass on a table and have to touch him for non medical reasons? That's got to be just his code for a dude who gives him a rub and tug while Tammy waits in the car or does something else.

So first he was supposed to help him regain balance so he can walk, then he claimed the chiropractor was able to "clear the mucus from his lungs." Sounds like he fully believed in their bullshit until they had a couple of bad days at the office with a couple doctors leaving the practice and a single day where their equipment wasn't working properly.
 
The guy that thinks hospitals have kpi trackers to ensure a said amount of patients die in their custody but somehow he comes out unfortunately breathing each time also buys into voodoo fake medical practices. I'm hoping for a spinal injury arc.
Even for fatty, that makes no sense. Why would hospitals want their patients, who pay money for treatment, to die?
 
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