Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 492 10.1%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 131 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 154 3.2%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,826 37.5%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,226 45.7%

  • Total voters
    4,866
Mald was right about not linking people to the game in the description, but he still handled it like a faggot.

This whole thing made me actually look at the matpat drama first hand(this is the most nothingburger incident ever so I've never looked into this before), and it made me notice something that exemplifies Mald's vindictive nature, and his manipulative facade.

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I'd never seen pirate's response here. I doubt many people have, and those that did like his fans don't remember squat.(That said, this tweet might be late and gay here)

"thank you"...."It really means alot to us"....."I think you're doing the right thing". This is the kind of response you sent when you've made up with someone, when you accept their apology and forgive them, knowing that they've taken your issues to consideration. This conversation is how you settle wrongdoings like a normal person.

So, this matpat tweet is mentioned at 2:30 in this clip by @Black Willow Lurker a few weeks ago(one of the mvps of this thread)
And this one is an entire fucking movie, it's got everything: death threats, Mald being pissed off at someone misrepresenting his "game", there's even a little sequel bait with the roach at the end :story::
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"Matpat did a 180 after toby fox talked to him, and that taught me that my opinions don't matter as a smaller creator, and hence why I no longer want him associating with our games"

After making a public statement saying "everything is settled" between them, Mald has spent the next 6 years on stream trashtalking matpat for this incident. It's consistent with who he is, but it's deranged how he is still upset 6 YEARS later, while putting out a "everything is fine" tweet.
 
FUCK ME
I realized why he takes Thursdays off.

'Thorsday' it's "his" day.
This larping faggot
Please....Please don't tell me this jagoff is taking Thursdays off because Thursday is "Thor's day" (Torsdag). Please don't tell me he is sucking his own chode off to THIS degree.
Oh my god. Holy fucking shit. I swear I'm not kidding, this secondhand embarrassment i'm feeling right now is so intense I feel a sharp pain in my side.
 
Oh my god. Holy fucking shit. I swear I'm not kidding, this secondhand embarrassment i'm feeling right now is so intense I feel a sharp pain in my side.
I checked his discord, and unfortunately
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But sadly, expected from someone(or in this case, some "thor") who called their connection cable "bifrost"
 
FUCK ME
I realized why he takes Thursdays off.

'Thorsday' it's "his" day.
This larping faggot
I'm torn with indecision: Do I make a joke about him needing to take a day off to recharge his mana, or do I make a joke about him pretending to work on creating Shartbound for six days and then resting on the seventh?
 
Its funny, because if it wasn't for Jason being how he is all the time, this'd be a complete nothingburger. Just one of those things that on its own, would be a dumb community joke or 'branding' thing for a streamer
Lowcows are like burgers. All the parts separate can be fine, tasty even. A single tomato slice no one would eat, but combined with some lettuce, sauce, some buns and some tasty meat, it's a delicacy. Being out of mana, raping ferrets, Thorsday, being a shit programmer, nepotism, it's like a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft four by four animal style. Mr Ferretfucker is the burger you get at a 5 star restaurant, overly juicy and costing your twice payroll.
 
Lowcows are like burgers. All the parts separate can be fine, tasty even. A single tomato slice no one would eat, but combined with some lettuce, sauce, some buns and some tasty meat, it's a delicacy. Being out of mana, raping ferrets, Thorsday, being a shit programmer, nepotism, it's like a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft four by four animal style. Mr Ferretfucker is the burger you get at a 5 star restaurant, overly juicy and costing your twice payroll.
Especially when the tomato is fucking unripe

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DAMN IT. You beat me to it.
 
i found it interesting the ups mailbox that mald used for incorporating was used by a charity mill not too long later.
coincidence?
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the dorr brothers are known charity mill creators, ben dorr is the treasurer while alex dorr is the new face as i guess the other brother's names have been dragged through the mud and they're trying their luck in washington.
they'll make any type of charity and have done so dozens of times across many states.
https://www.mnscammersexposed.com/ [a]
https://www.sixbrothersdisasterrelief.com/about/ [a] ( dont be tricked by the staged photos, note the watches, the lack of sweat, and rain going in 2 different directions in one of the photos. ( hint there's a hose plus rain, the flash exposes that much, and no it's not under the edge of an awning, there's multiple depths to both directions of raindrops. also chainsawing in rain+night... they're not emergency response ))
i 50/50 doubt mald is associated ( unless these guys commission for scam courses ), but i thought it was a very funny find.
in other news. couldn't find any mentions of which specific charities/rescues they visit(steal ferrets from) so i'll drop this here in hopes its new infos.
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summer.krook@gmail.com
updated links for shaye:
https://www.linkedin.com/in/shaye-rehmel-142160208/ <archive not working>
https://www.facebook.com/animeisawful <archive not working>
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Lakebay to Gig Harbor? it's ~30min away from lakebay, and ~20min from the tacoma address
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it's a rather large ferret non profit ( i think over 200 ferrets atm ), there's a couple instances that were cataloged since 2024 of shaye visiting.
the dates of facebook posts and their wiki of ferrets joining combined with comparing the ferret's fur shows that they're not the ones necessarily adopting in these posts, however it doesn't prove they don't do it other times. if anything shaye is on speed dial for off loading ferrets for cheap or too sick and want to offload costs, etc, considering how large their hoard is.
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i looked at the edit history and thought it was weird they removed who received the adoption.
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https://www.washingtonferret.org/board.php [Ghost]
summer krook is on the board (vp), why are they removing the fact that one of their board directors is adopting, are they trying to avoid looking like hoarders? could they have advertised donations for those specific ferrets and it'd look bad if they self adopted? kenn krook is the treasurer, probably has nothing to do with that though(🌈)
1753347228402.webp she brought ferrets, plural? and she adopted more ferrets, plural? while running a 190+ ferret hoard? there's a fucking pattern here with these ferret rescues and hoarding i guess..

let's see if there's any disgruntled patrons.. oh boy
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this one in particular went on, not gonna archive it all as it's all they/them/xiggers waging war over who should get dying polecats
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Thought i'd throw this in here since it's already getting crowded ( sorry, you pull 1 string and find more shit type beat )
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is this what mald meant when he said he's selflessly donating and avoiding right hand->left hand? pay for advertising while using funds procured under the guise of transfering to charity... nice. not the first time he's double dipped. ( very important @Roachbound shoutout )

also if anyone has an archive of the August 31st 2024 stream, even if it's just audio! i'd much appreciate, it's not on youtube; there's a donation that mentions Snohomish county (1h:17m:14s. 3 minute margin of error twitch->youtube) and was curious if mald says anything worth noting about it.
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edit: found my crayons for color coding
 
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Oh my god. Holy fucking shit. I swear I'm not kidding, this secondhand embarrassment i'm feeling right now is so intense I feel a sharp pain in my side.
Right? I feel like this is a pointer to something bigger. If he is larping like this... he HAS to be doing something "special" on "his" day.

Like raping ferrets, of course.

I'm torn with indecision
Are you thorn on a Thursday, perchance? :smug:
 
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