Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Slamerella]

Has he even talked about the payment processor stuff? Imagine if he actually goes on his knees for Visa and Mastercard.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Jason had/has a rule of consistently not streaming on Thursdays, sometimes being the only day off.

Please....Please don't tell me this jagoff is taking Thursdays off because Thursday is "Thor's day" (Torsdag). Please don't tell me he is sucking his own chode off to THIS degree.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Has he even talked about the payment processor stuff? Imagine if he actually goes on his knees for Visa and Mastercard.

"Guys, I don't think you get it. They removed incest porn games, if you are against that, that's insane behavior and you're banned from my chat, eat my entire ass. Visa and Mastercard are private companies and can do what they want; if they want to remove themselves from Steam because they don't like something that's their choice, it's very pro-freedom, in fact. So I hope they get everything they ask for."

 

[cigint]

"Heartbound" is just an anagram of "Earthbound", so I think "mod house" is a misspelled anagram of "Doom House"

Nah,

Mod house = used homo

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

What's up with Thursdays? Do the bots have a religious holiday every Thursday?

FUCK ME
I realized why he takes Thursdays off.

'Thorsday' it's "his" day.
This larping faggot

E:

Please....Please don't tell me this jagoff is taking Thursdays off because Thursday is "Thor's day" (Torsdag). Please don't tell me he is sucking his own chode off to THIS degree.

You and I both realized it at the same time and its so retarded it has to be true.

E2:

Has he even talked about the payment processor stuff? Imagine if he actually goes on his knees for Visa and Mastercard.

I hope he does.
Maybe it would get 10 million people to contact their senators.

 

[Roachbound]

Mald was right about not linking people to the game in the description, but he still handled it like a faggot.

This whole thing made me actually look at the matpat drama first hand(this is the most nothingburger incident ever so I've never looked into this before), and it made me notice something that exemplifies Mald's vindictive nature, and his manipulative facade.

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I'd never seen pirate's response here. I doubt many people have, and those that did like his fans don't remember squat.(That said, this tweet might be late and gay here)

"thank you"...."It really means alot to us"....."I think you're doing the right thing". This is the kind of response you sent when you've made up with someone, when you accept their apology and forgive them, knowing that they've taken your issues to consideration. This conversation is how you settle wrongdoings like a normal person.

So, this matpat tweet is mentioned at 2:30 in this clip by @Black Willow Lurker a few weeks ago(one of the mvps of this thread)

And this one is an entire fucking movie, it's got everything: death threats, Mald being pissed off at someone misrepresenting his "game", there's even a little sequel bait with the roach at the end :
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"Matpat did a 180 after toby fox talked to him, and that taught me that my opinions don't matter as a smaller creator, and hence why I no longer want him associating with our games"

After making a public statement saying "everything is settled" between them, Mald has spent the next 6 years on stream trashtalking matpat for this incident. It's consistent with who he is, but it's deranged how he is still upset 6 YEARS later, while putting out a "everything is fine" tweet.

 

[Spiral Architect]

FUCK ME
I realized why he takes Thursdays off.

'Thorsday' it's "his" day.
This larping faggot

Please....Please don't tell me this jagoff is taking Thursdays off because Thursday is "Thor's day" (Torsdag). Please don't tell me he is sucking his own chode off to THIS degree.

Oh my god. Holy fucking shit. I swear I'm not kidding, this secondhand embarrassment i'm feeling right now is so intense I feel a sharp pain in my side.

 

[Roachbound]

Oh my god. Holy fucking shit. I swear I'm not kidding, this secondhand embarrassment i'm feeling right now is so intense I feel a sharp pain in my side.

I checked his discord, and unfortunately

Spoiler: Yes its true

But sadly, expected from someone(or in this case, some "thor") who called their connection cable "bifrost"

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

I checked his discord, and unfortunately

Spoiler: Yes its true

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But sadly, expected from someone(or in this case, some "thor") who called their connection cable "bifrost"

Holy fuck what a insufferable cunt.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

FUCK ME
I realized why he takes Thursdays off.

'Thorsday' it's "his" day.
This larping faggot

I'm torn with indecision: Do I make a joke about him needing to take a day off to recharge his mana, or do I make a joke about him pretending to work on creating Shartbound for six days and then resting on the seventh?

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Holy fuck what a insufferable cunt.

Its funny, because if it wasn't for Jason being how he is all the time, this'd be a complete nothingburger. Just one of those things that on its own, would be a dumb community joke or 'branding' thing for a streamer

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Its funny, because if it wasn't for Jason being how he is all the time, this'd be a complete nothingburger. Just one of those things that on its own, would be a dumb community joke or 'branding' thing for a streamer

Lowcows are like burgers. All the parts separate can be fine, tasty even. A single tomato slice no one would eat, but combined with some lettuce, sauce, some buns and some tasty meat, it's a delicacy. Being out of mana, raping ferrets, Thorsday, being a shit programmer, nepotism, it's like a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft four by four animal style. Mr Ferretfucker is the burger you get at a 5 star restaurant, overly juicy and costing your twice payroll.

 

[Two Frogs]

A single tomato slice no one would eat

Some people fucking love tomatoes though, I mean I'm just saying

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Some people fucking love tomatoes though, I mean I'm just saying

Those people deserve the oven, overnight shipping, expressly delivered.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Those people deserve the oven, overnight shipping, expressly delivered.

Food picking is insane faggot behavior. Welcome to the finding out timeline

 

[itogi]

Pirate Software chat - Ban% speedrun in 0:07.55 (World Record) by Kevohl

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[The ATF Disliked That]

Lowcows are like burgers. All the parts separate can be fine, tasty even. A single tomato slice no one would eat, but combined with some lettuce, sauce, some buns and some tasty meat, it's a delicacy. Being out of mana, raping ferrets, Thorsday, being a shit programmer, nepotism, it's like a double triple bossy deluxe on a raft four by four animal style. Mr Ferretfucker is the burger you get at a 5 star restaurant, overly juicy and costing your twice payroll.

Especially when the tomato is fucking unripe

Pirate Software chat - Ban% speedrun in 0:07.55 (World Record) by Kevohl

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DAMN IT. You beat me to it.

 

[TerribleUser09]

I don't know if anyone already linked the video below, but I will share it anyway.

Its seems our friend Thor was being quite dramatic few years ago with Game Theory channel.

 

[Facom]

Maybe Khronos knows something we don't

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Khronos streaming right now
He's laughing about the fact there is over 1800 unban requests on Jasons chat

https://www.twitch.tv/khronosvii

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He replies to most of these unban requests with comments like these.
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Don't make fun of him though, his job is on the line!