Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[True Boss of this Gym]

I love how all these slop videos use the same image of Mald for their thumbnails. He looks so kooky and punchable.

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

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Alex, I'll take Most Overused Statements for 400, please.

Enjoy my scuffed edit

perfect representation of all of us right now

So it went from first week of the month, to monthly updates, now it's "monthly updates, or at least communication on it", what a god damn clown.

And I thought I procrastinated a lot.

Even if you cleaned it properly every day, it's fucking carpet, it will be impossible to get the shit and piss out of it.

Carpets were always the smell issue. I heard a story from my then boss at the time, he said he worked at a lady's house and she had so many cats, that they were pissing all over the corners and shitting anywhere if the litterbox was full. Sweet elderly lady and partial disabled, so she needed work done to make things more easier for her. He was removing the carpet and once the carpet was gone and the deep clean happened, the smell was virtually gone. Carpet is not good for animals. Hard floor and an area rug. Rug smells, get a new one, clean the floor.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Mald trained Ambidexterity to most efficiently ban anyone talking about him. Always got the finger on the button.

This is why he's ambidextrous.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Khronos streaming right now
He's laughing about the fact there is over 1800 unban requests on Jasons chat

https://www.twitch.tv/khronosvii

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He replies to most of these unban requests with comments like these.
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You can tell he's rubbing himself down there while he writes these, he gets fucking OFF. I wish I could I get a high like this, the way he gets high doing unban requests.

>gets banned
>"Listen here, petulant child. You have no might over me, I hold all the power within the reach of a button. Anything you say, I do not care for. By son of Odin, alas my boss, I shall not grant you the right to speak any further! For you see, you are nothing, worthless, insignificant! Your right to speak has been permanently taken away, you do not deserve it. You shall now may go on your merry way, for may the wrath of the son of Odin smite thee and may you never come back."
>makes an alt

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

Many users are banned without ever typing in chat too, not sure what that's about.

The twitch automod can be set to withhold messages containing certain terms etc, the messages will go to the automod queue but not be shown in chat unless a moderator allows them through

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Probably late but it seems he had spat with Game Theory. "Boo Hoo people think I'm Toby Fox because my game is similar and you didn't add a lliiiinnnnkkkkk - you've erased muh identity"

This happened years ago, and it was the first time heartbound was ever really relevant because Toby Fox personally stepped in to defend heartbound from mattpat. Nowadays I think neither of them would touch heartbound.

 

[cigint]

Toby Fox personally stepped in to defend heartbound from mattpat

There was still some benefit of the doubt that Heartbound isn't an early access scam and will actually be made eventually.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

rent free mod house?!?.....I assure you that whatever that rent is for "non workers" is going to be aggressive, and hes going to give people so much shit living there, this, is going to be stupid. Sounds like he lowkey IS making a cult now.

Is the mod house where the ferrets are.
Imagine living in that awful festering smell place.

 

[Diesel Boogaloo]

Probably late but it seems he had spat with Game Theory. "Boo Hoo people think I'm Toby Fox because my game is similar and you didn't add a lliiiinnnnkkkkk - you've erased muh identity"

Nah, youtubers using other people's stuff for content without any credit deserve all the flak they get, and more.
So that was one of few situations when Mald was in the right.

 

[Shekel Puff]

Khronos streaming right now
He's laughing about the fact there is over 1800 unban requests on Jasons chat

https://www.twitch.tv/khronosvii

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He replies to most of these unban requests with comments like these.
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Holy shit. I think I fucking hate this retarded faggot even more than Mald. He has such a punchable face. As I watched just a bit of his stream I immediately lost all my will to live. Listening to his voice and manner of speaking makes me wanna kill myself.
I think I mostly despise him being such a loyal lackey to his Maldy overlord. Like some kind of Grima Wyrmtongue to Saruman or something.

 

[p1138]

Nah, youtubers using other people's stuff for content without any credit deserve all the flak they get, and more.
So that was one of few situations when Mald was in the right.

Mald was right about not linking people to the game in the description, but he still handled it like a faggot.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

The Mat Pat and Toby Fox drama is so much funnier after Mald showed that he tried emailing Toby to get him to check out his shitty undertale rip off

 

[tripila]

But holy fucking shit. This is the literal plot of an episode of American Dad. This whole bit about a catholic school making you use your right hand is a fucking American Dad episode. Mald you unoriginal ignorant cumguzzling fucking flaggot subhuman. Your dominant hand is genetic you fucking retard

not to the defend the ferret fucking faggot, but it is a thing that happens and it's kind of irrelevant whether it's shown in a cartoon
as an actual catholic from a catholic country, left hand was seen as the hand of the devil and children were forced to learn to write with their right hand, as recently as 30 years ago

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Is the mod house where the ferrets are.
Imagine living in that awful festering smell place.

I don't think so. "Heartbound" is just an anagram of "Earthbound", so I think "mod house" is a misspelled anagram of "Doom House", and I have my fingers crossed that Mald will meet the same fate as Lowtax.

 

[Facom]

It's insane to think there is a real person behind this message

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

Some Maldmom lore. Mald doesn't talk about her a lot, but there are a few (mana)gems. Apparently her family is so rich, "they have not worked in the last 3 generations", and it also "turned them into monsters". The whole "wisdom of the Mald" thing he does about it is really fucking funny, knowing who Mald *is*.

Bonus minor lore: at some point Maldmom sent Mald to a Catholic school where Mald obtained the Ambidexterity skill (but not fear of God, which would be far more useful in Mald's case). There was also a period of "more than a month" where Mald "refused to take a bath", because Mald was always a disgusting roach Maldmom let him watch Nightmare on Elm Street (according to Mald)

Incredible compilation, thanks. It wasn't fresh on my mind that his mom side was very rich, but that makes total perfect sense, of course.
Even if he was forced to write with his right hand, he absolutely CANNOT write decently with both. That takes a lot of practice, which he is unable to do. Smugness is off the charts, as usual.

As others said he's smart enough to never mention the Farms. Any time he does he uses the "crazy people on Reddit" moniker.
HOWEVER in the last few months he did ban a few people who posted about it in his chat (the phrase "poop gnome" if I recall correctly) so I'm guessing he's aware of it.

Yeah, and there is NO WAY he isn't aware of Aludiana/blizz co-worker shitting on him on twitter and mentioning the poopgnome. Probably is aware of boing boing's post for a long time too.

What's up with Thursdays? Do the bots have a religious holiday every Thursday?

AFAIK Jason had/has a rule of consistently not streaming on Thursdays, sometimes being the only day off.

Never quite understood why women prefer more effeminate men, I've heard this is more a thing in """"SAFER"""" areas, but I'm not sure as to every detail.

Aggressiveness isn’t as good a trait as men like to think, and manliness is very different from being too lazy to trim your body hair. Beards are often disgusting. But I digress.
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RE mod house: I don't think it actually took place yet, he just discussed it. Lots of his mods don't live in the US anyway. But here's hoping he tries to do it.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

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Jason, if you want actual good content on your channel once, please film a day of the PIrateSoftware Janny welfare shack trying to moderate your imploding chat

 

[The ATF Disliked That]

RE mod house: I don't think it actually took place yet, he just discussed it. Lots of his mods don't live in the US anyway. But here's hoping he tries to do it.

I really hope this is what fucking bankrupts him. That and I'm hoping he fucked up something regarding how is rescue operates.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Mald was in the right.

 

[Aurellia Spaghettellia]

I really hope this is what fucking bankrupts him. That and I'm hoping he fucked up something regarding how is rescue operates.

MY guess is that mod house will never happen (he even dropped from mentioning it recently) but yes I also think an issue with the ferrets is coming around the corner.