Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Elite Kipchak]

Has he ever addressed the gnome? His silence on this matter is suspicious, considering he's been more than happy to put his foot in his mouth on pretty much everything else. I have no choice but to believe the worst, given the current circumstances.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Has he ever addressed the gnome? His silence on this matter is suspicious, considering he's been more than happy to put his foot in his mouth on pretty much everything else. I have no choice but to believe the worst, given the current circumstances.

Its on the farms, he has been smart enough to not mention the farms at all himself besides the initial drama, since this thread and the new one contains the much more embarrassing and dubious aspects of his persona without any sort of way for him to take it off the internet

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Bonus minor lore: at some point Maldmom sent Mald to a Catholic school where Mald obtained the Ambidexterity skill

What? Did he explain how? Did he demonstrate this? This sounds like yet another lie like his 2nd puberty voice.

 

[thecactusfromquiplash]

i wonder if he sits cross-legged to keep the shit gnome in his prolapsed ferret fucking asshole

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Grow Up x make

 

[DubyaD4D]

Its on the farms, he has been smart enough to not mention the farms at all himself besides the initial drama, since this thread and the new one contains the much more embarrassing and dubious aspects of his persona without any sort of way for him to take it off the internet

The only time he has mentioned kiwifarms was when that furaffinity redirect was in effect last year, when he wasn't in any heat from drama amongst the Internet, and hasn't dared to mention it again. As most point out, on some level he is likely referring to KF whenever he speaks of "crazy people on Reddit" or whatever.

What? Did he explain how? Did he demonstrate this? This sounds like yet another lie like his 2nd puberty voice.

The mechanics of becoming ambidextrous when one is left-handed seem rather normal and commonplace to me. I have some family members who are naturally sinister-handed, but adapted by getting good with their right hand on par with their left, enough to call themselves ambidextrous, as everything is meant for right-handed people...

...but I wouldn't be surprised if he is bullshitting. I hazard that he is right-handed, and that he read some article about how many celebrities and successful people are left-handed, despite left-handedness constituting a small percentage of the population, so he decided to throw that in there to make himself feel good.
Or maybe not, in any case it would be on brand of him to do something like that.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Place your bets. How long until Jason makes an account and starts defending his honor and the fact he NEVER WORKED AT BLIZZARD, thus adding another 1k pages to the thread in a week?

I'm not saying go poke the bear or anything but given that he's crying about people like Muta who tend to namedrop Kiwifarms sometimes, it makes me wonder if he's gonna come chimp out here.

 

[Poisonbreath]

Mald trained Ambidexterity to most efficiently ban anyone talking about him. Always got the finger on the button.

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Here's shartbound discussions for the day. Probably missed some earlier, but things are also slower at the moment and there's not much to get a kick out of. The first thread has someone quote a No Man's Sky review by Mald that's pretty funny. Wouldn't be surprised to see a slightly rewritten version catch on as a copypasta if it hit sloptube.

Spoiler: jobs at steak

https://archive.ph/BGwnz

This one's got mention of the hair-trigger censorship. I'm not sure if there were more replies before the one that Mald marked as an answer, I don't recall from memory. I can say for certain that the post marked as an answer had a lot more to the post before it was edited. It's speculation on my part, but the user may have received a discussions warning from Mald, I think I remember moderators having that ability. The thread is still up and as you'd expect, all replies but the post marked as answer were deleted.

Spoiler: any roadmap?

https://archive.ph/kQJzj

Here's the NMS review mentioned in the steak thread. Didn't check if it's been posted before. Wonder if there's any other gems like that in his reviews? Probably better to check sooner than later since he'll be aware people are looking now.

Spoiler: No Man's Sky Review

https://archive.ph/t2K9c

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Edit: Grabbed the reviews and some screencaps of ones that seemed like they had anything possibly funny or notable.

Spoiler: Thorwich Reviews

https://archive.ph/C9o6k

https://archive.ph/Hj286

https://archive.ph/kOHLP

https://archive.ph/Nz1dg

https://archive.ph/2t0rk

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Place your bets. How long until Jason makes an account and starts defending his honor and the fact he NEVER WORKED AT BLIZZARD, thus adding another 1k pages to the thread in a week?

I'm not saying go poke the bear or anything but given that he's crying about people like Muta who tend to namedrop Kiwifarms sometimes, it makes me wonder if he's gonna come chimp out here.

I think ultimately Thor is a coward and a bully. He would never run his trap to someone in person, he's too scared of getting punmeled. Likewise online, the venues in which he chooses to talk shit seem to either be in safe spaces where he can control the narrative and avoid dog-piling(like his stream with his army of jannies and his gay ass ban bot), or engaging in relatively safe normiesphere locales like twitter. A place where his ass lickers will show up to brawl with the trolls and keep his delusion intact.

If he comes here, he will be pounced on faster than he pounces on a fresh ferret arrival at his compound death camp. Here he will have no way to silence opposition, and his opinion will be the overwhelming minority. Nothing more humiliating for him than to enter the belly of the beast and get ran off without having a smug "final word" about the experience.

He also wouldn't be able to talk about posting here in any meaningful way. That might be the biggest reason for him not to come here. He needs to suck his own cock 24/7, and him coming here is like visiting a strip club as a married man. Mums the word.

That being said, I have no doubt some of his followers or lackies have tried to poison the well, not understanding that here, the Mald hate is everlasting. There's been some soft ass takes of him recently that smack of bad actors.

 

[el gordo]

Guys we don't have to link every single 1,000 view video from a derivative of a derivative of a derivative of turkey tom rehashing content from 300 pages ago

contributing nothing to the thread but trying to police it is high tier gay man activity

 

[Boltcutter Circumcision]

Did he buy likes on his recent video?

3.9k likes (Wayback machine...)



60k+ views and half of them liked the video



I dunno man seems kinda sketch to me. Or i'm just being a paranoid fag.

 

[Baldavius Dicktree]

Did he buy likes on his recent video?

3.9k likes (Wayback machine...)

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60k+ views and half of them liked the video

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I dunno man seems kinda sketch to me. Or i'm just being a paranoid fag.

30k likes for that many views isn't that unrealistic but it's definitely on the high end

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

Did he buy likes on his recent video?

3.9k likes (Wayback machine...)

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60k+ views and half of them liked the video

View attachment 7684388

I dunno man seems kinda sketch to me. Or i'm just being a paranoid fag.

It went from a 2% like-to-view ratio to a 12% like-to-view ratio. 12% is high but it's not inconceivable. 4% is usually what you see. Obvious botting would be consistently hitting 30% on videos that obviously don't have that level of engagement or impact even among fans.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

"they have not worked in the last 3 generations",

Is what Mald is doing considered work?
Because if not...
Well its 4 generations now.

Never quite understood why women prefer more effeminate men, I've heard this is more a thing in """"SAFER"""" areas, but I'm not sure as to every detail.

Birth control

https://web.archive.org/web/20250228114451/https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna51353894

Birth control is literally fucking with their brains and hormones in damaging levels.

 

[Retink Retunk]

Place your bets. How long until Jason makes an account and starts defending his honor and the fact he NEVER WORKED AT BLIZZARD, thus adding another 1k pages to the thread in a week?

Come on now, we all know it won't be Maldy but his sniveling little toady Kronos who will do it.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Quintheo is moving up in the world thanks to mald, he did a COLLAB with legal mindset to dissect malds legal bs

 

[itogi]

Quintheo is moving up in the world thanks to mald, he did a COLLAB with legal mindset to dissect malds legal bs

I was just about to post the video
PreserveTube, local:

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Quintheo is moving up in the world thanks to mald, he did a COLLAB with legal mindset to dissect malds legal bs

From the comments. I'm not sure going from corpo to ferret concentration camp is anything good...what the fuck is he on about?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Saw this pop up on Owlcat Games, that makes my favorite autism fueled isometric RPGS posted this on their youtube.



What does this have to do with Mald? Fuck him, that's what it has to do with it.

 

[Shekel Puff]

Has he ever addressed the gnome? His silence on this matter is suspicious, considering he's been more than happy to put his foot in his mouth on pretty much everything else. I have no choice but to believe the worst, given the current circumstances.

As others said he's smart enough to never mention the Farms. Any time he does he uses the "crazy people on Reddit" moniker.
HOWEVER in the last few months he did ban a few people who posted about it in his chat (the phrase "poop gnome" if I recall correctly) so I'm guessing he's aware of it.