Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 37 0.8%

  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 477 10.0%

  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 128 2.7%

  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 153 3.2%

  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,805 37.7%

  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,187 45.7%
  • Total voters
    4,787
p1138 said:
Depending on the situation, that's not a bad thing. Even if the first house is still being paid for, if it can be used as a rental property bringing in income to make up for the mortgage cost that's an investment.

Think about it. Assume it's a mortgage of $2500 a month without a variable interest rate to potentially fuck him later. If he can make that $2500 back in rent, the house is paying for itself now. Without an adjustable interest rate, he can increase that rent over time turning the additional income into profit. 10 years down the road if he's increased rent at 7% plus inflation capped at 10%(that's apparently the law in his state) so lets assume 10 while retaining the same tenants that's now 6477 in rent. Even if he only increases it 5% per year that's still 4126 a month, which is more than enough to pay the mortgage and cover any general maintenance costs that come up.

At that point his current income from streaming isn't paying for the original house, and now his original house can be covering part of the cost of his new one. This is of course also not considering a possible increase in property value for the original house over time at which point he can sell it and pocket even more money after paying off the original mortgage. This is also of course being the most straightforward about it, and not bothering to leverage equity on one property for another which is something else he can do.

Now is Mald actually considering any of this? Fuck if I know, but simply not selling the previous home while buying another isn't an incorrect move by default.
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Not sure if there's anything to this quote.
Aurellia Spaghettellia said:
Additionally, I know he had plans of buying one "mod house" for all mods to live rent-free (hellhole) which I'm not sure how that went.
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You're right, the real issues with Mald are paying more people than he needs and trying to put $1,000,000 down on a building to house 250+ ferrets. The gravy train is slowing down and 250+ ferrets won't be cheap on top of that.
 
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Aidan said:
You're right, the real issues with Mald are paying more people than he needs and trying to put $1,000,000 down on a building to house 250+ ferrets. The gravy train is slowing down and 250+ ferrets won't be cheap on top of that.
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Yeah, owning multiple properties is a massive non issue, and perfectly sensible. The problem is what he does with them that might turn out to be completely fucking retarded. There's probably some kind of tax shenanigans if providing employee housing, regarding benefits and payroll taxes or something but I wouldn't have any idea how that would actually work out. Using it as a ferret hoarding house without it being a proper rescue would be moronic and possibly even a municipal zoning issue.

The thing is though, even if he's not using the first home as a revenue source, unless the market completely tanks(and lets face it, it takes a lot for a market in an area over time to go so badly that a property doesn't increase in value, we're talking like EPA superfund sites and shit) or he got a retarded mortgage, it's still worth money. Kiwis should be at least capable of understanding something as simple as that.
 
Some Maldmom lore. Mald doesn't talk about her a lot, but there are a few (mana)gems. Apparently her family is so rich, "they have not worked in the last 3 generations", and it also "turned them into monsters". The whole "wisdom of the Mald" thing he does about it is really fucking funny, knowing who Mald *is*.

Bonus minor lore: at some point Maldmom sent Mald to a Catholic school where Mald obtained the Ambidexterity skill (but not fear of God, which would be far more useful in Mald's case). There was also a period of "more than a month" where Mald "refused to take a bath", because Mald was always a disgusting roach Maldmom let him watch Nightmare on Elm Street (according to Mald) :story:
 
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Hooked on phobics said:
1 mana seems low, but since he literally GOT UP and followed the cat already, its pretty onpoint. At that point even if I hated the cat and cats owner, whatever, even with that ill feed them JUST to make them leave me alone

OR if he even ignored the cat and locked it out of his room without checking the food bowl, that would be more understandable but no, he got up, followed the cat, assessed the situation, saw the cat was distressed, saw the empty food bowl, next to the cat food bag, nodded, said "your out of food huh? Do you see my mana? What am I supposed to do for you" and then blinked away for 170 mana.
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Gets up
Rapes cat
Doesn’t feed
“it’s not my cat”
Refuses to elaborate
 
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Black Willow Lurker said:
Bonus minor lore: at some point Maldmom sent Mald to a Catholic school where Mald obtained the Ambidexterity skill (but not fear of God, which would be far more useful in Mald's case). There was also a period of "more than a month" where Mald "refused to take a bath", because Mald was always a disgusting roach Maldmom let him watch Nightmare on Elm Street (according to Mald) :story:
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Alright I've been lurking and biting my tongue archiving whatever I saw whenever I saw it. Just waiting for the straw that breaks the buck. It's been so nice and fruitful and has given me so much optimism to see what's coming out.
But holy fucking shit. This is the literal plot of an episode of American Dad. This whole bit about a catholic school making you use your right hand is a fucking American Dad episode. Mald you unoriginal ignorant cumguzzling fucking flaggot subhuman. Your dominant hand is genetic you fucking retard. Just like your somastatin secretion that you claim is mutated to make you a special little boy, I know you think you're special, you think you're odin's little nordic supremacist and that your receding hairline is a sign of wisdom and not a fuckton of vitamin deficiencies over the course of multiple decades. I know fuckers just like this that claim some type of divinity by means of genetic abnormalities and this is nothing new to any functioning member of society but somehow this room temperature moron has been nepo planted with enough cock in his mouth to get an artificial audience and has sustained this long on lies, doing shit that should get anyone else 20 to life.

I hope mald dies. (no cowtipping) I hope he gets busted for animal cruelty. (no cowtipping) I hope they check his anus and see that its fucking GAPING and freshly tongued. (no cowlicking) I hope he looks dead in the eyes of whoever is inspecting him and says, "With what gnome? What am I supposed to do about it?" (no mana and no steam refunds) I am MATI.
 
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Black Willow Lurker said:
Some Maldmom lore.
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Real problems?
Obviously this furry faggot had problems juggling a pooner, a sexting gooner and his wife while failing his independent game dev career by failing the estimate release date by 7 years or so?
Ferretfucker is 100% reaching and warping the reality with his sickening perception of things, but holy shit. I bet his boomer mother could drop a few lolcow worthy facts, but I'm glad she's either unaware of his career and internet activity or couldn't gave more shit to push him into an early grave of embarrassment and isolation.
 
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Just when you think Mald couldn't be more of a faggot, turns out he threw a tantrum because Matpat streamed his game and joked about it. Mald gets offended, and tries to claim that Matpat was exploiting his work, rather than just take the free exposure for what it was. Yes Matpat fucked up and didn't link to the game in the description of the vod for his stream, but that's such a minor fucking nitpick as if people couldn't google the shit. Apparently this crap happened 6 fucking years ago, but it's just more of the pattern of Mald being a narcissistic piece of shit for his entire career.

edit: Since apparently it's not obvious to some people. The OP for this thread about Mald mentions Matpat but doesn't actually cover Mald's faggotry about the incident.
 
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Billy Bong said:
Even though he's down over 116,000 followers on Twitch and 240,000 on YouTube over the past 30 days, he is still banning like a boss.
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Happened to see he was streaming the other day when he refused to feed the cat and checked out the ban log for a bit. Seemed to be banning at a rate of 1 user per minute. My favorite was the one banned within seconds for saying "milk chalice", a reference to yandev banning any users mentioning his cum chalice. Many users are banned without ever typing in chat too, not sure what that's about.

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