Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[PetiteFeet]

Imagine Anisa Johma as a nepobaby and a man; basically Jason.

Nah Anus isn't the same flavour of personality disorder than Jason is.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Imagine Anisa Johma as a nepobaby and a man; basically Jason.

Do you think Ferretfucker's mom is moderating his chat as well? Could he also grow a nice pair of tits for me to gawk at? At least they both fuck their pooner wife up the ass raw-dog style, no remorse.

 

[Fat At The Internet]

Do you think Ferretfucker's mom is moderating his chat as well?

Doubtful.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

"Why aren't you feeding the cat, Jason?"

"Let's talk about your mother, Jason."
"My mother? I'll tell you about my mother."

 

[Hooked on phobics]

"My mother? I'll tell you about my mother."

*OPENS MS PAINT*

 

[p1138]

"I stay the same size"
HE GOT A NEW HOUSE AND KEPT THE OLD ONE.
I bet it is financed too so he's definitely paying a mortgage.
Like you said his jannies being paid are definitely him growing in size in that tank too.

He really just says shit because it sounds good.

Depending on the situation, that's not a bad thing. Even if the first house is still being paid for, if it can be used as a rental property bringing in income to make up for the mortgage cost that's an investment.

Think about it. Assume it's a mortgage of $2500 a month without a variable interest rate to potentially fuck him later. If he can make that $2500 back in rent, the house is paying for itself now. Without an adjustable interest rate, he can increase that rent over time turning the additional income into profit. 10 years down the road if he's increased rent at 7% plus inflation capped at 10%(that's apparently the law in his state) so lets assume 10 while retaining the same tenants that's now 6477 in rent. Even if he only increases it 5% per year that's still 4126 a month, which is more than enough to pay the mortgage and cover any general maintenance costs that come up.

At that point his current income from streaming isn't paying for the original house, and now his original house can be covering part of the cost of his new one. This is of course also not considering a possible increase in property value for the original house over time at which point he can sell it and pocket even more money after paying off the original mortgage. This is also of course being the most straightforward about it, and not bothering to leverage equity on one property for another which is something else he can do.

Now is Mald actually considering any of this? Fuck if I know, but simply not selling the previous home while buying another isn't an incorrect move by default.

 

[TATE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODE!!]

Doubtful.
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Is this shit supposed to give off Charlie Kelly Dayman vibes?

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Doubtful.
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i desperately want to know if his mother was actually awful or if he is exaggerating this, he is so dishonest about almost everything in his life

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

Any legitimate animal pound or sanctuary probably puts concrete or tile(and probably not tile because of the grout) as the first consideration for housing. Can you imagine going to a shelter to get a dog and you see carpet in there?

Neither can I.

Edit: this further lends credence to the theory that the place probably reeks to high heaven.

Oh it absolutely must be horrifying in that room, mald says that it's cleaned "2-3 times a day" but that literally means picking up the shit and cleaning the cages. The floor itself doesn't get cleaned properly anywhere that often. Few months back I skimmed through the VOD's of the ferret channel and I think they vacuumed it like once a week. Even if you cleaned it properly every day, it's fucking carpet, it will be impossible to get the shit and piss out of it.

Also a quick google search reveals that multiple manufacturers literally have dedicated pages telling what product of theirs you should be using for this and why. I like this Sika one because it's basically saying how this shit is common sense. Apparently not for everyone.

 

[Hweeks]

i desperately want to know if his mother was actually awful or if he is exaggerating this, he is so dishonest about almost everything in his life

My impression is his mom was the one who tried to teach him some discipline, respect, and structure. You know like a normal parent, while his dad coddled him.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

i desperately want to know if his mother was actually awful or if he is exaggerating this, he is so dishonest about almost everything in his life

99℅ sure he's lying. Joeyray by his own admission doesn't push back on his sons idiocy, and Malds mother probably did.

The narcissist I know is basically a clone of Mald, and that persons dad is also soft on em. If their mother challenges them even slightly she's the scum of the earth: "I fucking hate her".

Oh it absolutely must be horrifying in that room, mald says that it's cleaned "2-3 times a day" but that literally means picking up the shit and cleaning the cages. The floor itself doesn't get cleaned properly anywhere that often. Few months back I skimmed through the VOD's of the ferret channel and I think they vacuumed it like once a week. Even if you cleaned it properly every day, it's fucking carpet, it will be impossible to get the shit and piss out of it.

Also a quick google search reveals that multiple manufacturers literally have dedicated pages telling what product of theirs you should be using for this and why. I like this Sika one because it's basically saying how this shit is common sense. Apparently not for everyone.
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I wonder if his current arrangement could get him into hot water for unsanitary living conditions. He did say ferrets can get sick easily. I wonder how many of their deaths have to do with living in squalor?

I may peruse Washington state laws on animal housing if I run out of motivation for the mald archive.

 

[Overdrive MASK_de_SMITH]

The timestamp is around 07:26:20 in the full VOD. I made a short clip of the hype train section with Khronos in question, showing it's legitimate. He even helpfully mouses over everything to show it's not "some cheap photoshop." Thank you @Scorpion From MK!

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The 50k bits at 20sec left is probably at ~06:58:35, but the onscreen messages aren't synced due to the large amounts of smaller donos, so the username isn't shown. Description and read message match.

Motherfucker lies about everything else in his life. It wouldn't surprise me that he's inflating his numbers to look good. Mald would do ANYTHING to establish himself as someone important.

 

[GoharMaria]

Imagine Anisa Johma as a nepobaby and a man; basically Jason.

Maybe someone can intrude them once her and Ian split.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

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I should really get an editing rig set up instead of using ffmpeg, clideo, pinta and html/css/js for editing. Like, I swear to God all the "what"s were perfectly cut out in the editor.

Enjoy my scuffed edit

 

[Hooked on phobics]

Act man made ANOTHER slop video shitting on mald yet again.

 

[Hakase Shinonome]

Act man made ANOTHER slop video shitting on mald yet again.

Motherfucker should shave his armpits, god-fucking-damn man; talk about slop, contained within the caveats of his shoulders.

 

[Aidan]

Depending on the situation, that's not a bad thing. Even if the first house is still being paid for, if it can be used as a rental property bringing in income to make up for the mortgage cost that's an investment.

Think about it. Assume it's a mortgage of $2500 a month without a variable interest rate to potentially fuck him later. If he can make that $2500 back in rent, the house is paying for itself now. Without an adjustable interest rate, he can increase that rent over time turning the additional income into profit. 10 years down the road if he's increased rent at 7% plus inflation capped at 10%(that's apparently the law in his state) so lets assume 10 while retaining the same tenants that's now 6477 in rent. Even if he only increases it 5% per year that's still 4126 a month, which is more than enough to pay the mortgage and cover any general maintenance costs that come up.

At that point his current income from streaming isn't paying for the original house, and now his original house can be covering part of the cost of his new one. This is of course also not considering a possible increase in property value for the original house over time at which point he can sell it and pocket even more money after paying off the original mortgage. This is also of course being the most straightforward about it, and not bothering to leverage equity on one property for another which is something else he can do.

Now is Mald actually considering any of this? Fuck if I know, but simply not selling the previous home while buying another isn't an incorrect move by default.

Not sure if there's anything to this quote.

Additionally, I know he had plans of buying one "mod house" for all mods to live rent-free (hellhole) which I'm not sure how that went.

You're right, the real issues with Mald are paying more people than he needs and trying to put $1,000,000 down on a building to house 250+ ferrets. The gravy train is slowing down and 250+ ferrets won't be cheap on top of that.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

Ross Scott is Maldavius Figtree's Michael Snyder.

 

[fukkit]

they left it carpet because they like the smell

 

[p1138]

You're right, the real issues with Mald are paying more people than he needs and trying to put $1,000,000 down on a building to house 250+ ferrets. The gravy train is slowing down and 250+ ferrets won't be cheap on top of that.

Yeah, owning multiple properties is a massive non issue, and perfectly sensible. The problem is what he does with them that might turn out to be completely fucking retarded. There's probably some kind of tax shenanigans if providing employee housing, regarding benefits and payroll taxes or something but I wouldn't have any idea how that would actually work out. Using it as a ferret hoarding house without it being a proper rescue would be moronic and possibly even a municipal zoning issue.

The thing is though, even if he's not using the first home as a revenue source, unless the market completely tanks(and lets face it, it takes a lot for a market in an area over time to go so badly that a property doesn't increase in value, we're talking like EPA superfund sites and shit) or he got a retarded mortgage, it's still worth money. Kiwis should be at least capable of understanding something as simple as that.