Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Hakase Shinonome]

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Why the fuck does he say it like he wants to get fucked in the ass by him 50% of the time.

Hey Jaaaaaakeeee~

 

[Billy Bong]

Probably because they're both furry faggots. That's my guess.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

Mald sucks at QA, what a surprise.

Smug prick promotes his gay game.

Rambling about being bald, weird.

@Baldavius Dicktree @Baldavius Fagtree

Admits his dad hasn't been to his new home, nor seen him for at least a year, which tracks with his failure to text his dad for his birthday. Weird considering they live so close to each other.

Thor talks about his "great relationship" with his dad. The one who lives close to him and hasn't seen him in a year, nor receives text messages from his own son for a year straight.

Whines about review bombing on his shit game, and being memed on for his blizzard experience talk.

I just gotta say, the way he doesn't turn off his goofy music when he whines just cracks me the fuck up. He looks like such a childish clown.

Whines about "reddit" dogging him. Code for kiwifarms no doubt.

Apparently the internet can't read. Holy irony.

Dumb nigger malding at a chatter about being caught with his pants down scamming. Pretends that twitch bans bad actors, lol.

Apparently his "paid staff™" don't clean the ferret cages of poop for at least 12 hours. Gross, especially given how frequently these things shit(~3-4 hours after eating).

He won't get to truly enjoy the emperor chair as he thought he would

Among his many other faults it would appear that a lack of time management, fiscal responsibility, and shrewd business sense sit among them.

James was handed it all multiple times throughout life, and he fucked it up every step of the way. @bossmanpeterson compared him to Icarus, and that fits, but I would compare him to Odysseus; Mald's constant bad choices don't just affect him, they affect the people he leads. He truly is a Greek tragedy in our modern times.

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lmfao

Edit: Forgot the ban count for today.

Lower than yesterday but not a huge dropoff. Mald has stayed relatively quiet so this seems natural. I'm sure if that cat video makes the rounds, his ban count will shoot back up.

 

[Facom]

Imagine you work for a "game development" company, and your boss can only communicate with you via a livestream that you HAVE to be watching during all working hours, and he always starts his dumb request/question/problem with "heyyyyyy, jakeeeeee"

Reminiscent of

Heyyyyy Jakeeee, I'm gonna need you to stay up fixing bugs tonight.... Mkayyy?.... Ohhhhhh your other job? Yeahhhh... Some YAMLLLLLL files I changed today didn't quite pan outttttt.... So I'll see you in the morningggg.... Thanksss

 

[Black Willow Lurker]

Imagine you work for a "game development" company, and your boss can only communicate with you via a livestream that you HAVE to be watching during all working hours, and he always starts his dumb request/question/problem with "heyyyyyy, jakeeeeee"

Honestly, out of all the "heeeeeey Jake"'s, the most terrifying is "hey Jake, I have an idea". The "idea guys" are bad enough, but this fag is not only a retarded furry, but Jaaaaaaake's boss as well. He's also very gay. After editing this shit together I'm fully convinced Mald either already fucked Jaaaaaaake, or really wants to

 

[loosebladder]

Imagine you work for a "game development" company, and your boss can only communicate with you via a livestream that you HAVE to be watching during all working hours, and he always starts his dumb request/question/problem with "heyyyyyy, jakeeeeee"

Reminiscent of

Heyyyyy Jakeeee, I'm gonna need you to stay up fixing bugs tonight.... Mkayyy?.... Ohhhhhh your other job? Yeahhhh... Some YAMLLLLLL files I changed today didn't quite pan outttttt.... So I'll see you in the morningggg.... Thanksss

imagine being the backbone of an entire operation and then your boss talks to you like youre a glorified Alexa and your contributions are constantly diminished in the face of that as well

 

[itogi]

Too big for PreserveTube, local:

 

[MightBeJoel]

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"Hey Jake, can you fuck me in the ass please?"

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

He only talks about his granny in terms of wanting her to see what HE ACHIEVED and what HE HAS. Saar let's assume for a minute you are a sociopath, saar.

 

[Forklift Certified]

"Hey Jake, can you fuck me in the ass please?"

A boolean shaped gnome blocking my access request, can you grab out from your code cave for a sec ?

 

[ArisenShitman]

lmfao

Worked 7+ Years in QA by the way.

 

[Mio Naganohara]

[Video wining about "reddit"]

So it went from first week of the month, to monthly updates, now it's "monthly updates, or at least communication on it", what a god damn clown.

Kind of like "what khronos did was weird but if I did something wrong I'd be banned, and I'm not, so ", he is ALWAYS shifting the goalposts (and shifting the blame).

Worked 7+ Years in QA by the way.

Mald seems to have a unique knack for not gaining skill no matter how many years he pours into anything (except for deflecting and mental gymnastics, he really does some politician-tier gaslighting)

 

[Random Troll]

He only talks about his granny in terms of wanting her to see what HE ACHIEVED and what HE HAS. Saar let's assume for a minute you are a sociopath, saar.

He wants his grandma to visit so she can see him putting a ferret up his ass, all while she gets flashbacks to Buchenwald.

 

[Unimaginative Username]

Jason failed such a basic test of empathy. A hungry cat is asking for food, Jason knows this, and he refuses to feed the cat out of sheer spite, and possibly malice. If the faggot can't be bothered to feed a cat i doubt he's taking good care of the ferrets in his "rescue."

"Why aren't you feeding the cat, Jason?"

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

Apparently his "paid staff™" don't clean the ferret cages of poop for at least 12 hours. Gross, especially given how frequently these things shit(~3-4 hours after eating).

I still find it absolutely insane that they have carpet floor there and not vinyl/tile/anything other shit&piss proof

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

Not saying you are suggesting hes innocent, but this seems unlikely. Hes lived with the pooner for a while along with the cat, and seemed perplexed by the cats behavior enough to investigate.

My reply was not about Jason, just answering the general question.
Not everybody who ignores a cat's begging is cruel, and not every begging pet should have their whims granted. It could mess with training or medical stuff and actually be bad for the pet.
Sometimes guests don't get it and feed our cat because she begs, which messes with her strict feeding schedule and medications + makes it so she will scream at ANY guest. It's infuriatingly inconsiderate.

For Jason it's just him being a narcissistic asshole, @Lvkester Endorser explained that specific brand of domestic abuse perfectly. He has to take it as yet another opportunity to humiliate his wife in front of an audience and punish her for not having done a chore.
The healthy thing would've been sending her a text "should I feed the cat?"

 

[Slav Power]

Thought you were being literal and I googled it. Two words of advice: fucking don't.

Well I'll risk it.

As for the unfiltered results, I was pleasantly surprised to see that it was mostly gay porn rather than bestiality.

 

[A T.V. Hating Mutant]

I still find it absolutely insane that they have carpet floor there and not vinyl/tile/anything other shit&piss proof

I mean none of those people strike me as particularly intelligent.

Any legitimate animal pound or sanctuary probably puts concrete or tile(and probably not tile because of the grout) as the first consideration for housing. Can you imagine going to a shelter to get a dog and you see carpet in there?

Neither can I.

Edit: this further lends credence to the theory that the place probably reeks to high heaven.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

It's going to he hilarious when Jason has to fire some of his mods/staff after having to downsize after this huge fall in subs he's having, especially since he said this:

"I stay the same size"
HE GOT A NEW HOUSE AND KEPT THE OLD ONE.
I bet it is financed too so he's definitely paying a mortgage.
Like you said his jannies being paid are definitely him growing in size in that tank too.

He really just says shit because it sounds good.

After Rackets I don't trust lawtube at all on face value, does he actually practice law?

I often consider him to be the Lionel Hutz of the internet.
He chases down digital ambulances and makes videos on them.

Just answering the general question: Cats are notorious beggars with a lot of cunning up their sleeve. If you have a strict feeding schedule, they get their portions at a certain time, not whenever they beg for it.

What a fucking piece of shit Jason is, though.

Yes they are. But again how he went about it makes me think he has no idea what the feeding schedule is or what was going on.
He didn't say, "I know he already ate." or anything to indicate that.
He just smugly went "Not my cat."
I think that tells a tale about his relationship with Shaye pretty well too.

Mald is taking advantage of a young coder who probably believes most of his lies because that's what Mald does.

He definitely seems to have a history of this in second life and beyond.

 

[The man The only man]

Imagine Anisa Johma as a nepobaby and a man; basically Jason.