Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Courtney Gears]

Everyone's talking about oil in cakes. It's normal. It's not normal. It's good if you do this. It makes it too dense. The flavors clash.

Let's make something very clear: it doesn't matter.
Anisa does not care. It is not a merit-driven decision.
It isn't some cunning modification an experienced baker has knowledgeably made to an old favorite.
It isn't a principled baker using ingredients she has disagreements with, and making it work.
The reason it's so annoying when she posts this shit isn't because it's impossible.
It's because everyone knows why she actually does this retard "ALTERNATIVE" shit.

As an example, if she uses egg replacement or meat substitutes in a recipe, it isn't because she has any real beliefs about animal well-being.
She doesn't use antibutter gluten free heckin' chungus free range narwhal bacons because she gives a damn about any of it, nor is she affected at all.
She has no real beliefs, and everyone can innately smell it.

P.S.

HE STINKS!!
HE'S CHAIRLESS!!
HE'S POOR!!

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

He kicks like a toddler, that video was embarrassing. He looked like a pussy not a tough guy.
If your going to kick a bag the bag NEEDS TO MAKE A SOUND!

 

[BjörnJärnsida]

Ian is so fucked. Can't squat 200 below parallel to please Sam Hyde, can't bench 225 to please Hasan. So much heckin toxic masculinity all around him! If only there was a content cop guy around who could ridicule anyone, who's known for his hit pieces and being untouchable because of how he kept his personal shit private and was respected by his peers and fanbase, so none of that would matter..

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AiX3VDwh3A

Look at his fucking form. No shit you have pain in your rotator cuff dummy you are flaring your elbows and have a to wide a grip. Hard to see the bar path but I guess thats terrible aswell. I used to hurt my shoulders to cause I did the same shit.
225x6 for a liftime lifter who is 6'3 and 220+ pounds is an embrassment.

The bar for masculinty for the left is so low that when you bench 225 you are considred peak, tragic.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

That bounce is insane, his sternum is trampolining the weight out the hole more than he's pushing it

 

[The Bogwater Rises]

I'm glad people are clowning on Hasan's bitchass for the bench press comment. That's so pathetic of him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AiX3VDwh3A

Thanks for this video of his shitass form. "I did it for 15" from that weakass video you're hitting six by the grace of God and the fact you are bouncing that shit off your chest.

If this is the Leftoid's Alpha Chad, I am not impressed.

 

[mars]

No shit you have pain in your rotator cuff dummy you are flaring your elbows and have a to wide a grip.

It's because wide grip helps you lift a decent amount more. Wide grip has its uses but I bet he just abuses his rotator cuff every time without any strategy.

 

[De-Sexing Stick]

Not really. The Kleins might not be Hollywood celebrities but they are nonetheless celebrities, and the investigating agency is in LA. Any government agency in LA knows it would be pants on head retarded not to conduct an investigation that could end up in the news by the book.

Honestly, that's why it's so suspicious to me. Not quite sure which direction you are leaning here due to the wording but either way, it is suspicious.

CPS is required to investigate every single report of abuse, no matter how ludicrous. This ensures (or is supposed to) that each child and concern is addressed and no child falls through the cracks. Yes, Kleins are no celebrities in Hollywood terms, but given the are internet personalities and widely documented, there is some incentive to investigate, sure. However, it is seemingly somewhat documented by the Kleins themselves what kind of parents they are through social media and content creation. Of course Hollywood gets CPS calls from time to time, famous mommy and/or daddy with an often "neglected" child (read: raised by nannies) is a recipe for fake reports, either by family, friend, clout chasers, or the children themselves, it happens. Of course CPS is gonna be on that shit like there's no tomorrow, don't wanna end up in some tell all memoir. Still, it is suspicious how quickly this happened, even with LA's fucked to death bogged down system, certain cases take precedence. California has 10 days to start the investigation into the abuse claim, no matter how small that start may be. Only in cases of severe abuse or sexual abuse is there a within 24 hours immediate response. Given the timeline of things, sounds like the Kleins were caught completely off guard, dealt with the issue, only to post about it later, as they should. The suddenness of it all makes me think that someone did accuse of them severe abuse, sexual abuse, or both. In which case, I hope the litigious Jew owns all their asses in court and they never recover. No one deserves to be falsely accused of harming their child, especially over gay internet drama. Those kids will remember that for the rest of their lives, and hopefully some form of cosmic karma will fuck whoever perpetrated it in the first place.

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3AiX3VDwh3A

Look at his fucking form. No shit you have pain in your rotator cuff dummy you are flaring your elbows and have a to wide a grip. Hard to see the bar path but I guess thats terrible aswell. I used to hurt my shoulders to cause I did the same shit.
225x6 for a liftime lifter who is 6'3 and 220+ pounds is an embrassment.

The bar for masculinty for the left is so low that when you bench 225 you are considred peak, tragic.

I too came to make fun of Hasan for being a bitch at the gym but I’ve to say the cake sperging being potentially followed by the return of the lift experts is kino.

 

[Preacher ✝]

if you played as well as NBA players to deserve that money

NBA players don't deserve NBA money.

The fact is:

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

there is a semi-popular subset of unhinged women online (particularly on Xitter) who post obnoxiously subversive recipes on their substacks, shit like "Dark Chocolate Olive Oil Beet Root Vanilla Buttercream cake " (yes, that is real). So my theory is that this is her poor attempt to skinwalk them, her amateur work is painfully obvious seeing as she can only make a 2 layer ( with uneven filling-to-layer portioning mind you), &she seems to be getting ahead of herself with ingredients to an almost egregious extent

As someone who's a psychotic weirdo who actually does use crazy ass ingredients because. I stayed up until 4 in the morning drinking way too much coffee, baking. We're cooking some weird ingredients. Actually work pretty well. The. Together. But you actually still need to understand how to cook and how flavor profiles work. I dealt this bitch understands how to cook. That's probably why her husband is a cuck.

 

[Trans Randy]

As someone who's a psychotic weirdo who actually does use crazy ass ingredients because. I stayed up until 4 in the morning drinking way too much coffee, baking. We're cooking some weird ingredients. Actually work pretty well. The. Together. But you actually still need to understand how to cook and how flavor profiles work. I dealt this bitch understands how to cook. That's probably why her husband is a cuck.

Nigga what

 

[stupid frog]

Sam Hyde makes me want to get STRONG

Nigga what

I think they're drunk right now.


Business as usual, on Twitter.


Anisa being transphobic:

 

[Trans Randy]

Anisa being transphobic:
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Mothers also don't usually die during childbirth.
But it's not like Anisa would see any difference, as we already know that the very thought of pregnancy is equal to a death sentence to her. Because the father would be Ian Jomha, a man she despises.

 

[Mayfly]

Ian is so fucked. Can't squat 200 below parallel to please Sam Hyde, can't bench 225 to please Hasan. So much heckin toxic masculinity all around him! If only there was a content cop guy around who could ridicule anyone, who's known for his hit pieces and being untouchable because of how he kept his personal shit private and was respected by his peers and fanbase, so none of that would matter..

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It makes him seethe that Asmongold looks like a vampire ghoul and still gets more attention than him. He's a fat turkish boy who took steroids and now holds that over everyone. But he ran away from Sam Hyde and is a drama queen that bitches about being in danger constantly, so being an internet tough guy isn't working out well for him.

As I hope Ian finds out as well, none of this will stop a litigious Jew with millions of dollars. Saying Ethan needs to get his ass beat won't get Anisa's husband out of Anisa's mom's basements.

 

[TV's Adam West]

FroggyTonic is a sniveling little faggot worthy of his own thread. Here’s him justifying CPS visiting the Kleins, this is just a couple of instances
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Him crying after people are making fun of his gay outfit

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Hypocrisy


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Just another retarded French faggot take, against shooting to kill, but believes the US needs to “organize paramilitarily”, has probably never touched a gun

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This shit right here. I have a friend who works with CPS. The department is critically underfunded in Florida where he was, in talking a backlog that spanned months. Every second wasted is a potential child getting harmed or outright FUCKING killed. They don't HAVE the resources to fuck around, they barely have money to pay the employees. Unpaid overtime is a common thing, and he doesn't care because he wants to help the children.

Fuck you, you worthless fuck.

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Hasan probably can't bench that and if he can he certainly can't squat it. Have you seen his kicks?

My theory is that Sam Hyde still lives rent free in his roach head and he slipped up with saying that shit (or didn't even realize he's echoing Sam in his statement because he's a brainless moron), he pretty much just changed squats to bench.

This shit right here. I have a friend who works with CPS. The department is critically underfunded in Florida where he was, in talking a backlog that spanned months. Every second wasted is a potential child getting harmed or outright FUCKING killed. They don't HAVE the resources to fuck around, they barely have money to pay the employees. Unpaid overtime is a common thing, and he doesn't care because he wants to help the children.

Fuck you, you worthless fuck.

It's crazy how CPS seems to be fucked just about everywhere. I'm on the other side of the world from the US and i have a friend who did a short stint in it but quit after under three months because work was nothing but frustrating because of underfunding and especially not having enough time to give any help to the individual children and families. You have 10 minutes for a visit to a family where that family would basically need their own 24/7 case worker to get their shit together according to him. It's a crying shame that supposedly first world countries can't manage to fund critical social services.

 

[HottoMotto]

Ian was deep in training

Big if true

I wish some brave kiwi would actually try to replicate Anisa's cake recipes and share with us what it actually tastes like.

I was just thinking of doing this once I catch up with the thread. Was thinking of following it to a tee (other than he ugly presentation) and then taste testing

 

[JenkinsJinkies]

NBA players don't deserve NBA money.

The fact is:

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Sure, nobody should be paid millions of dollars to play nigger ball at all. I don't personally control that so instead I just point out nothing (except ability) is actually stopping her from making her NBA money.

 

[Carlnapoleon]

Hopefully ian doesnt actually kill himself over this harlot.

 

[James Brown]

Regardless several people in this thread have vouched for olive oil, it works just fine because you're literally using only like 2 tbsp of it and olive oil hardly tastes like anything in the first place. applesauce has also historically been used to provide moisture to a cake. pick up an apron and a whisk before you die on this hill

Spoiler: baking a log

It is not normal to use olive oil in a cake/for baking with the specific exception of dense, Mediterranean cakes that use flavors like anise, orange, and almond. American bakers (professional and home) can go their entire lives without using olive oil once - why? 1.) because it's a shitty oil with a low smoke point and funny taste that is totally subpar to neutral oils and butter 2.) European and American cake recipes (like Black Forest)  never use olive oil. Ever. Because it sucks and was not regionally available. Go check your mom's recipe books or look up professional recipes - you will never see olive oil used, unless for a very niche purposes. Several faggots in this thread don't mean shit against literally every western baking recipe. "pick up a whisk" you are so fucking reddit and new for this, it actually makes me angry.
That is why it's funny that Anisa uses it. Nobody normal uses olive oil for European and America style cakes. It's a try-hard move aimed at making her seem sooo ethnic and lebanese and mednigger and palestinian and...

So why didn't she post the resistance palestinian rice dish that look like a diseased octopus was crawling out of it?