US US Politics General 2 - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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Members of the Trump Administration
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[WE'RE ALL GONNA]

It’s already posted but here’s Trump on South Park, on jewtube jeettube.

Any discussion about South Park studio baiting Trump to sue them is dumb. Dunno what led them to finally directly put Trump into the spotlight after a near decade of abstinence, was it Epstein?

 

[JayseeDenton]

in a much more favorable environment

In what way was 2018 a more favorable environment? There wasn't anywhere near the amount of redpilling and fatigue going on back then. Not even close.

Republicans can pull out of this tailspin

"tailspin" kek. I'm not sure if you're a coping undercover lefty or a buck broken righty but this is absurd. The wind hasn't been this right facing since the months after 9/11.

 

[Oh!]

Yes but see here's the catch with MAGA. They want to say 1 MILLION PEOPLE HAVE SELF-DEPORTED THOSE COUNT THOSE COUNT. You can't have it both ways, where you count vague, meaningless stats you like then say O's stats don't count, even with the fuckery.

Edit: meaning, MAGA's deportation numbers are just as much the same sort of BS as O's but they sure will argue you with about how real they are.

Some people might say that, I don't and haven't. Trump needs to go as by-the-book as possible to avoid that exact sort of optical fuckery which would definitely be used against him.

To that end I highly approve of the way he's gone about deportations. Hit up the big sanctuary cities to send a message, get people panicking, but make sure not one poor little nigger caint breef so that the accusations of Tyrant Trump don't hold up. A lot has been accomplished in 6 months, but there's a lot left to do.

 

[Turkey Beef]

Gavin Newsom, Karen Bass, and other Democrats do their best to protect enemies of the United States from the due consequences of their actions, but sometimes justice prevails. You might remember this creature:
https://xcancel.com/FBIDDBongino/status/1948073725229691360

They got him:

Elpidio Reyna, an alleged violent rioter who was captured on video throwing rocks at the windshields of moving Border Patrol vehicles in Los Angeles, was arrested on Wednesday at the U.S.-Mexico border. …

The alleged attack occurred in Paramount, California, on June 7, during the height of the Los Angeles anti-ICE riots.

Or as neoliberal propagandists presented them, mostly peaceful protests.

One federal officer was injured as a result of the attack.

This is perfect:

Reyna … was apprehended by a U.S. Border Patrol officer who was inside of the vehicles damaged by the attack and “could have been killed in last month’s dangerous and reckless attack.”

This makes for pleasant viewing:
https://xcancel.com/unlimited_ls/status/1948058665673756899

Now let’s see every last Squatamalan who has thrown projectiles at law enforcement behind bars where they belong.

 

[The Last Stand]

Rip @Hollywood Hulk Hogan

Either he killed the imposter or Trump killed the Hulkster.

 

[Rimanah]

They also apparently had this scene in there as well:

Spoiler: Warning Highly Islamic Content

IDK why matt and trey got so buck broken by Trump, but the jokes been run into the ground. This is the third parody they've done of him.

 

[Sneed Lurker]

Gavin Newsom, Karen Bass, and other Democrats do their best to protect enemies of the United States from the due consequences of their actions, but sometimes justice prevails. You might remember this creature:
https://xcancel.com/FBIDDBongino/status/1948073725229691360
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They got him:


Or as neoliberal propagandists presented them, mostly peaceful protests.



This is perfect:


This makes for pleasant viewing:
https://xcancel.com/unlimited_ls/status/1948058665673756899
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Now let’s see every last Squatamalan who has thrown projectiles at law enforcement behind bars where they belong.

If we lived in a sane, moral society this violent third would savage would have already been swiftly tried and executed

 

[inetsone]

Some people might say that, I don't and haven't. Trump needs to go as by-the-book as possible to avoid that exact sort of optical fuckery which would definitely be used against him.

To that end I highly approve of the way he's gone about deportations. Hit up the big sanctuary cities to send a message, get people panicking, but make sure not one poor little nigger caint breef so that the accusations of Tyrant Trump don't hold up. A lot has been accomplished in 6 months, but there's a lot left to do.

Many on this forum and the MAGA movement tout the self-deportations to make up for the fact that 100k deportations, at best, are trivial and not MASS DEPORTATIONS. I appreciate you saying where you're at, but you can see the issue here.

Personally, I think the MINIMAL DEPORTATIONS are just to get people used to photos of militarized police black bagging people to send to detentions centers and condition the future use of ImmigrationOS... aka like we tried to tell Republicans during the Patriot Act days, these things will be used against regular American citizens and within years not decades.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

They also apparently had this scene in there as well:

Spoiler: Warning Highly Islamic Content

View attachment 7686280

IDK why matt and trey got so buck broken by Trump, but the jokes been run into the ground. This is the third parody they've done of him.

At least Canadian Trump was funny. I don't even understand what their message is with this.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Now if they'd get on making cars less "smart".

Forget it, that pandora's box ain't closing anytime soon. There's WAAAAAAAAAAAAY too many stupid people on the road that rely on all that "smart" shit.

It's like if you tried to bring back dumb phones, there would be a moral panic across the entire country.

 

[Rimanah]

At least Canadian Trump was funny. I don't even understand what their message is with this.

"Drumpf has small pp lol!!!1!"
Not like we haven't heard that joke for almost a decade now

 

[Sneed Lurker]

Personally, I think the MINIMAL DEPORTATIONS are just to get people used to photos of militarized police black bagging people to send to detentions centers and condition the future use of ImmigrationOS... aka like we tried to tell Republicans during the Patriot Act days, these things will be used against regular American citizens and within years not decades.

Who exactly are we talking about here? Americans, or ""Americans""? We need to deport the legal ones too

 

[Onepumpplumpchump]

"Drumpf has small pp lol!!!1!"
Not like we haven't heard that joke for almost a decade now

Theyre trying to bait Trump into responding, Trump probably wont though. It would be funny if he called out the show for going to shit recently.

 

[Bob McLearning]

Remember how Trump had a hissy fit and literally told his voters to go F themselves because they asked questions about Epstein, and how he didn’t need their votes?

I’m sure that won’t come back to bite him in any way whatsoever!

Sadly, I think you are unironically correct. The LGBTQ++ (Let's Go Brandon to Q++) Community enjoys being bent over and fucked raw by the jews, Deliverance-style.

He was also just paid $10 million to write his memoirs.

LMAO, no. He's not going to "write" anything. The only politician who writes his own books is JD Vance.

 

[inetsone]

Who exactly are we talking about here? Americans, or ""Americans""? We need to deport the legal ones too

Regular everyday American citizens. Heritage ones even. We warned during the Patriot Act that it was a BS ruse and would be used on the general public here within years. Which turned out to be 100% on the money. That's what's happening here again.

 

[Mysterious Girlfriend X]

I guess South Park decided to rehash their Saddam Hussein shit with Trump

https://ew.com/white-house-responds-south-park-donald-trump-bed-satan-spoof-11778279

South Park, like The Simpsons and SNL, is a zombie that is incapable of doing anything new anymore.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Chuck niggas, it's over

Wow. I guess Death is prepping for his long vacation too like Congress. That was fast. Wasn't even a few hours.

 

[MerelyAPlateOfSpaghetti]

Ambulance chasers are rubbing their hands together as we speak. The next time some idiot cooks himself because he poured gas onto an open flame, his injury lawyer is going to say that the additional venting allowed the gasoline vapors to rapidly escape and envelop the victim, etc. Blitz went out of business ten years ago after having to pay millions court fees and, since the former was so onerous, settlements.

Retards will try anything, that's never stopped being the case. What is more unsafe in my experience is my compliant gas cans breaking almost immediately so that the "push to let gas flow" feature doesn't work. So now I have a retardedly shaped nozzle that spews gas everywhere while ALSO being ridiculously slow to fill my tank. It could have just been an old fashioned nozzle with a cap - this moronic nozzle doesn't even fit properly in my car since my car has a deep, double-flap system I have to hold open with something if I want to fill up with the gas can.

Just make gas cans normal and functional again, for the love of God

 

[Oh!]

Many on this forum and the MAGA movement tout the self-deportations to make up for the fact that 100k deportations, at best, are trivial and not MASS DEPORTATIONS. I appreciate you saying where you're at, but you can see the issue here.

Personally, I think the MINIMAL DEPORTATIONS are just to get people used to photos of militarized police black bagging people to send to detentions centers and condition the future use of ImmigrationOS... aka like we tried to tell Republicans during the Patriot Act days, these things will be used against regular American citizens and within years not decades.

I can certainly understand that argument and to your credit it's pretty obvious that when you empower the government, the government will keep using that power. That's kind of a defining rule of history.

That said, the way this has been handled feels like a series of surgical strikes. Places like LA were the cores of rot that fed infections and legitimized the condition. By hitting them, it showed that nowhere is safe, while also crippling supply lines and making a hell of a spectacle.

The self-deportations, then, are a pretty strong indicator of how effective this strategy has been and I'm glad to see them; I just agree they shouldn't be counted as 'deportations' for the purposes of engraving a trophy.

EDIT: Grammar

 

[Mister Fister]

Ima be real, I wasn't expecting the second "k".

You need three Ks