Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[femboy fart huffer]

'When I vanish will anyone notice or care'
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Well you got your answer at least.

I love when pooners go bald because it's something they literally bring on themselves! Anyone bald against their will should drink to this and laugh heartily at just desserts.

I know we're meant to be evil and all that lot but when I see all these bald ftms my brain just instantly goes to 'cancer patient' and I feel kinda bad for them for a few seconds.

Who comes up with these ideas?

The trans community has a massive problem with believing redditors. They will tell you to avoid all doctors because they don't actually know anything about medicine. Instead you should scour /u/aliceFTMsnowbunny's account, ignore all the porn they post, and you'll find this great resource that he just fucking made up. The trans community doesn't listen to (proper) doctors or anyone that will tell them the truth, instead they play chinese whispers with something that was probably never true in the first place.

'Targeted attacks by far right groups through payment processors'
'Queer and trans people are always the first target'
So does that officially mean that we are all liberals here and null is the bravest women alive? We truly do stan an aspie queen. I get how he feels though, reading those screenshots must be exactly how null felt reading the thread here. Full of niggercattle bitching over pointless dogshit, missing the forest for the trees.

 

[Pig Cups]

Also healthy pussy can be tasty; it’s fucked up by hormonal bc or obesity.

There may be some truth to that. One of my experiences was with a girl from down the street who I grew up with- we met up after many years for old time’s sake. The years were very kind to her- she was very skinny, fit, hygienic, appearance-conscious, and a major diet/exercise nut. It tasted like saltines.

Another experience was with a girl I knew from summer camp. Despite having a great personality, she was a corpulent, physical disaster. It tasted like McDonald’s. And not in a good way. Like leaving the bag in a backpack, inside of a car parked outside in Arizona for a week. Stale, and with a tinge of acidity thrown in. Of course, this was complemented by a fecal-like smell of B.O. emanating from her fat, sweaty folds.

Jesus, what is this thread coming to?

 

[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Jesus, what is this thread coming to?

Heterosexuality and fatphobia with a side of hygiene, aka the least trans thing ever.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

I remember when y’all were DEMANDING the normalization of pronouns galore on name tags, email signatures, social media profiles, introductions, etc. I remember being subjected to that horseshit myself. Trannies asked, nay, clamored for it with kicks/screams/tears, out of some twisted desire for iNcLUsiON (read: browbeat normies into submission for sexual gratification). Now, they’re finally picking up on how othering and abnormal it is, because no normal individuals willingly engage in such pronountarded behavior amongst themselves in their daily lives (outside of pozloaded workspaces where it’s mandated).

In essence, they’re catching on that it’s a special measure specifically enacted to accommodate only them and their illness, and the implicit reminder that it carries (that they’re not normal) is starting to get under their skin. What’s funny is that normies started accommodating the pronoun bullshit to avoid troon meltdowns, and it’s going to take a lot longer for it to be retired altogether (though said retirement will be due to the practice/affirmation of troons falling out of vogue, rather than troon demands). All the while, troons will seethe.

Does it ever feel to anyone like the act of policing is what gets them off? We think of dopamine as a reward neurotransmitter but its much more a motivation neurotransmitter. It controls incentive salience, compels actions and attention. It's already pretty obvious that some of the "relief" trans people feel as they begin these journeys is that the journey itself cuts through their apathy and gives them energy, it literally gives them a focus to pursue in the way hunger gives an animal a focus to pursue. It is a literal circuit in the brain that is measurable. But it also means that wanting something, doing the actions to get it, can feel more rewarding than actually achieving it. Wanting something and liking the thing once you have it are two interrelated but distinct functions of the brain.

And for stuff like this, I feel like I'm just watching them look for reasons to be dissatisfied with others. In the same way as their own physical transition is quest who's completion will disappoint them, the need to foster "Inclusion" seems like a procedural script looking for ways they can be indignant about the way normies misunderstand them. It gives them fodder to go on reddit and bitch yet again about how even the people on their side are still ignorant and don't understand about the nuances of their unique special existence. It feels like they have trained themselves like a maladaptive lab rat to looks for cues for outrage, because they crave that feeling of direction and motivation.

 

[Pig Cups]

"I might attempt suicide again at my college because I don't want to deal with my parents"

Key word here: might

This is all poor-me beggaring for attention. If his First World ass seriously wanted to die, he’d be using more definitive language, or would finish the deed one day out of the blue. He wouldn’t be publicly, dramatically, and attention-whoredly weighing its feasibility as an option on Reddit.

If he even gets that far, he’ll be found sobbing without tears in a bathtub, with marks on his wrists resembling scratches- the cuts not even being deep enough to draw blood. He mentions trying to OD at one point. I’d bet that his idea of doing that is taking three Motrin instead of two. Or a full bottle of Flintstones vitamins.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

It's about why pooners specifically tend to be so much shorter than the women I've known.

A lot of people here and on Ovarit/Vexxed have noticed but as far as I'm aware no one has a good explanation. Some people have suggested that it has something to do with short women feeling even more vulnerable than other women, because they are the physically weakest of all adults. And some dudes love to perve on and harass tiny women in particular. I suppose it's possible but I think it's more likely to be a combination then, like being very petite while also having autism, low self-esteem, or cluster B. I know too many feisty womanlets of various ages for that to be the only cause.

 

[Waffle Iron]

But I was under the impression that support for the troon enterprise was being driven by the rich assholes and not the Democrats' former working class constituency.

I think trannies fail to appreciate just how far the pendulum swung to their side. That politicians used them as a major spear point, that they had insurance pay out troonery, that the army and public jobs financed their surgeries. It was an exceptional period of time. They think they're near the bottom, and soon things will "normalize" back to being supportive to them.

Reading the comments, they don't seem to understand the political situation either.
Tranny thoughts:
>Democrats are going to throw trannies under the bus to try and win back republican voters. But they won't come back and they're throwing away the tranny vote
Reality:
>Factoring tranny rights into any decision, especially something as impactful as government shutdown, is suicide. When you need to make up the balance, and one side is trannies, and the other side is anything else. You go for the other side, trannies aren't worth the trouble.
Sadly, on this side of the pond trannies haven't taken as much of a socio-political pounding. But you can notice the money is drying up. Getting a grant is tough. Without big money constantly propping them up, the best they can do is hold and and pray they won't lose rights.

TT:

 

[Geoff Capes Vapes Apes]

A lot of people here and on Ovarit/Vexxed have noticed but as far as I'm aware no one has a good explanation. Some people have suggested that it has something to do with short women feeling even more vulnerable than other women, because they are the physically weakest of all adults. And some dudes love to perve on and harass tiny women in particular. I suppose it's possible but I think it's more likely to be a combination then, like being very petite while also having autism, low self-esteem, or cluster B. I know too many feisty womanlets of various ages for that to be the only cause.

Maybe they're just dysgenic horrors and pooning out is an outlet for the weird-ass, should-have-been-exposed-on-a-hillside energy that would have had them entering a convent, terrorising school children as *that* teacher or obsessively crocheting baby dolls in days of yore?

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

Maybe they're just dysgenic horrors and pooning out is an outlet for the weird-ass, should-have-been-exposed-on-a-hillside energy that would have had them entering a convent, terrorising school children as *that* teacher or obsessively crocheting baby dolls in days of yore?

It's the puberty blockers effects. There's an entire book on this before the troon menace started to use the drugs. It was written in a time where they wanted to keep girls short and make boys tall.

 

[Otterly]

It's about why pooners specifically tend to be so much shorter than the women I've known. Why the hons tend to be massive, as well.

We’ve pondered this on the SRS thread for a while. Why are rhe pooners so teeny tiny? Why are the troons hulks?
One datapoint that may be relevant is that growth is different in Autists of each sex; boys tend to be larger than average and girls smaller.
Personally i think it’s multiple things, and I do think there’s something about being really short that makes women feel unattractive, and desire to be taken more seriously. I am very short, it’s not attractive, and I do ‘get’ that need to be taken more seriously.
But I think ‘autism’ may be the main reason.

 

[Dr Bathroom]

Welcome relief for dysphoria.
With troons it's always an L, even when they say they feel good.

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Wouldn’t true body positivity be accepting your body the way it is? I think one of the most harmful ideas spread by trannies is that any negative feeling towards yourself is gender dysphoria, especially towards your own body. They hold this belief that the norm is to be attracted to your own body (or at the very least love everything about it). In reality, most people have a neutral to negative view of their own body. The beauty industry wouldn’t exist if the average person was jerking off to their own reflection in a mirror every night. I actually read a post from a tranny that claimed it was normal for women to get horny when dressing up (with multiple commenters agreeing ). Truly porn-brained individuals.

Also, I always find it funny how much of a tranny’s identity contradicts their own talking points. They say society cannot decide how they choose to identity, but then do “womanly” things that only exist due to societal norms. For example: shaving. Women naturally have body hair, especially waist down. However the average tranny wouldn’t know that because women in porn are usually waxed from the neck down.

 

[nonespecified]

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Good heavens, to think a pooner would post such tranphobic things.

You can tell she's a woman because any man would know his odds for going bald. You check your uncles on your mothers mother's side to figure out your chances. But, to console this little dood I'm willing to give advice as if he was a real man. Some real man to man (TM) pep talk: Stop whining like a bitch and suck it up.

I don't buy this female inherited baldness thing. I'm bald, brother is going bald, father is bald, son is going bald in the exact same pattern at the exact same age. Every male on my mom's side kept a full head of hair to their deathbeds.

 

[RonRiot]

My schizo theory has always been that Gigi's original target was August Getty, but settled for the crazy pooner heiress. They were supposedly trying for kids, but I guess that went south.

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Nats Getty has completed her transition to Temu Corey Feldman, I see.

Wouldn’t true body positivity be accepting your body the way it is?

Being your Authentic Self (TM) involves hundreds of thousands of dollars of plastic surgery if you’re a troon, so nah.

 

[YouTube Autist]

Self-hating gay boy

This is such a sad way of putting it.

"My name is moth."

"I'm not like the other girls! I'm not! I'm not!"

 

[Positron]

"My chosen name is Thomas."
At last a pooner with a normal name! Thank God!

 

[pooterino]

This is a breaking story - as in, within the last 24 hours - so we will see how things continue to unfold. One thing's for sure: if you want tranny tears, look up itch.io (or itchio) on Bluesky and watch the milk fucking flow. You'd think they were getting hung one by one at the gallows, for God's sake.

"Listen, if we ban porn of women getting fucked by German Shepherds today, that means tomorrow they can totally ban two consenting homosexual males fucking each other! Muh slippery slope!" (♪white girls fuuuckkk doggggggs♪)

-some troon on how banning games about grooming children means the ACTUAL LGTBQIA+ lolocaust this time, for reals guise

C) First up is denial, delusion, and whining. Plus, a little bit of complete non-understanding of biology because duh.

"pre-puberty female and male bodies are basically the same" says the troon.

Yeah, I mean if you ignore the fact that those two types of persons differ down to a chromosomal level within every single cell of each body, yeah, sure. Totally the same!

 

[healing rain]

Another child saved from mutilation, thanks to the measures put in place by the Trump administration. I won't pretend as if I like the guy much, but every child spared from an unnecessary trip underneath the surgeon's scalpel is win in my book!
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after a year and a half of consultations, waiting, and dealing with insurance i had ffs scheduled in TWO AND A HALF WEEKS on august 5th. just to get the message below. i dont even know what to do im crying so much im so upset. i want to bang my stupid face into a wall until its all broken. after getting denied by insurance three times before it was covered on an external appeal, i got to schedule ffs for like six months in the future because my surgeon was very booked. but insurance only covers it for a very short time frame of your surgery so even if i was able to reschedule for after my nineteenth birthday in four months, i dont even know if i could get it. i hate trump so much fmstl. literally the worst possible timing just to fuck me over as much as possible. my hospital already said they might stop prescribing me hrt but i can just diy so i wasnt worried about that but this sucks so so so much kms kms kms iwnbaw

Here's the guy's face btw:



You ever look at someone and just instantly know that they have autism?

EDIT: Here's a pic of him in his full lace outfit, which he labelled his "ultimate AGP pride outfit." Look at that massive hand:



He is also borderline impotent and needs medical assistance to have sex with his "gf" (undoubtedly another troon). Imagine needing viagra at 19. Jesus Christ dude.

 

[Slideshow Bill]

As much as the pussy talk is fascinating, I think we are all forgetting something. This is TIFs, we're talking about. Pooners are notorious for being the stankiest of women, due to their various mental illnesses, social ineptitude, dogshit hygiene habits, and willingness to imitate the grossest of male stereotypes. These chicks already smelled like sweaty skunk ass on an australian afternoon pre-T and even worse after. No self-respecting person with their wits about them is going down on that. "Gay" men (read: bisexuals and straight) have two choices: A) histronic, BPD-addled, smelly pooner (less than ~1% of population) vs. B) normal, relatively well-adjusted, clean woman (over 50% of population). One leads to having to manage a would-be asylum patient with strange kinks who will have a BPD meltdown at being "misgendered" when you're trying to get down and dirty. The other is a regular, possibly fun hookup. One is so mentally fragile that if you don't 100% praise them for doing the bare minimum (washing at most thrice a week), it's a 6 paragraph essay on why your abusive on reddit. The other already does the bathing regularly thing by habit and has bigger things to worry about than constantly skinwalking the opposite sex. Who is this hypothetical "gay" guy going to pick? That's less a question and more a denial on the Tifs part. Not to mention the fact that so many of these chicks are whiny, self-centered, and have mile-long expectations for guys to even date them and if you do, get ready for the "chaser" allegations.

Anyways, thread tax.
A) Tranny bitches and moans about no longer being able to cheat women and girls out of their hardearned trophies and prestige on a massive scale with little effort.
B) "Boymoder" complains about pronouns at work even though he isn't even skinwalking yet.

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Never underestimate a man desperate for pussy. I mean, 40 years in the desert desperate for pussy. Normal women take work and have standards, TIFs will put out at the drop of the first "doooood".

We’ve pondered this on the SRS thread for a while. Why are rhe pooners so teeny tiny? Why are the troons hulks?
One datapoint that may be relevant is that growth is different in Autists of each sex; boys tend to be larger than average and girls smaller.
Personally i think it’s multiple things, and I do think there’s something about being really short that makes women feel unattractive, and desire to be taken more seriously. I am very short, it’s not attractive, and I do ‘get’ that need to be taken more seriously.
But I think ‘autism’ may be the main reason.

I like to think it's because the universe has a great sense of humor.

 

[HalTurner]

E) Self-hating gay boy mad that other self-hating gay boys are flirting with him instead of the "hot, straight" MAN of his dreams. Funny how they're allowed to bitch and whine about not getting respect over their sexual preferences, but everyone else isn't. I mean, they're all men so it's gay no matter what, but with the added chagrin of lying to oneself until the inevitable "-ACK!"

This is what makes me laugh. That troons post is actually right. Ive seen this for a long time now. Trannys really really do not like the ones who date men. That seriously pisses off many of them. In my mind I feel its because they feel theyre losing out on someone they can fuck or talk sex with. The straight trannies (I Know its gay because theyre men dating men but you get me) once were the majority of all troons. So its quite comical for those of us older to have seen how once AGP trannys became just as "valid" as the dysphoric ones, they all swarmed and took over.

It honestly kind of pisses me off that these AGP faggots are the type who will get upset at any normal male who talks about hot girls online yet they think since theyre self labeled lesbians theyre different when they do it. In reality theyre the same incels they talk shit about.

 

[healing rain]

Also, minor thread tax:

OP has been posted before. The real milk is always in the comments.
To absolutely no one's surprise, the OP is a bdsm whore. He harbors both familial and sexual feelings towards his friend.

He is also a certified fatass.


More fetishistic claims that HRT caused his body to shrink.